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Blacklion3:
It's a joke taken too far.
Look at all the people who had been lied to that Christ is coming back.. Several generations lied to by fellow men who were also lied too.

Jesus is not coming back at all. That explains the evil and the hardship.
Life is very hard. Nothing Is promising.
Everything just hard anyhow.
People doing evil up and down and oppressing each other.

We are responsible for all our actions and inactions. Either good or bad actions.
Hello, Jesus is not coming back at all

O boy, how you take know...? E be like say you knows book... Have you read "THIS BOOK OF LAW SHALL NOT DEPARTS FROM u, thou shall meditates therein day&night"?

Blacklion3:
Seems you are good with poetry. Nairaland wole soyinka

Allright sir! Okay sir!

Blacklion3:
Why?

That's what we want... Bloods here&there... We wants bloods to make floods...since you don't BELIEVES JESUS IS LORD, LET ALONE BE IN ONE ACCORD... Ford and honda accord would spill and fills your bloods, o ye lords&landlords... Ford&honda accord should begin to drinks blood... Drink bloods of man, woman&goats... Let them gloats...

Templee333:
As the story has it, jesus was to return during the lifetime of his disciples and his enemies. Those who pierced him were to witness his coming while still alive,many who saw him were to live till he return. He intended to come shortly, marked by the destruction of jesusalem. All these are details that believers ignore or explain away just to hold unto their doctrine of his 2nd coming. Many have waited and gave up. Many were disappointed when they realized that he isn't coming. Still yet, many today hold to the view that the Lord is coming soon. Since the time of john the baptist, it's always "soon". Isn't this ridiculous?

No! This is miraculous... It would be miraculous and ubiquitous... I hope you have not had staphylococus?

Templee333:
I was made to believe that one day, a man who died about 2000 years ago was lifted up into the sky where he made preparations for his 2nd coming. This 2nd coming means different things to different groups of people. Some say he is coming to roast the earth in an inferno after flying away with his believers to give them a home in the sky. Many christians hold this belief, though, some have a different way of explaining his 2nd coming. Now the big issue is, will this man ever come again? If yes, when? What is he coming to do?

Water!

voiceoftheupcom:
Cubana Chief Priest unveils his 6-year-old son’s hotel in owerri

Famous billionaire Cubana Chief Priest discloses that his 6-year-old son now owns an Owerri hotel valued at millions of naira.

He made the announcement while flaunting the building, which was nearing completion, on his Instagram account. Eyes Of Lagos reports,


cubana Chief priest son hotel
Cubana Chief Priest.

The celebrity barman disclosed that Obinna, his 6-year-old son is working on the hotel project, and the goal is to make the city of Owerri look as amazing as Lagos.

He further noted that he likes to replicate in Owerri any good thing he finds in the city of Lagos.

A video that he shared showed the hotel building which was still under heavy construction.

Cubana Chief Priest wrote …



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4-8aeAoH2n/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Foolish! People that are going hell fire!

We wants blood... Humans blood! We wants people to be spilling each others blood, like that of goat, hens or sheep&fowls...Amen!

Wittyglam:
It's disheartening to see that many men still hold on to the belief that gifts alone can win over a woman's heart and that the absence of gifts will have no impact on the relationship. It's time we understand that relationships are built on love, care, and understanding, not material possessions.

https://youtube.com/shorts/yfLVk2_Sr0Q?si=EW5qOecdAyeSF9OT

We want destinies destroyers and destinies slayers... We are destinies destroyers&destinies slayers... We don't need your prayers, your destiny would still be destroyed!

iwillnevergiveup:
I noticed that 9 out of 10 people i see are either Yahoo guys or Prostitutes, i mean it is really alarming. Young guys and young girls these days are something else. The odd people are now the ones that are not in this category. Every girl i see on the road are coded hookup girls and only a minimal few are not. Yahoo just de spread faster than Ebola and Covid-19 combined, e reach small thing make e pass speed of light.
I just the wonder how the next generation will be like if this generation is already like this.

Wetin concerns you? Una no go let them be...?

GistMedia0:
On Wednesday night, March 27, a devastating fire tore through the NNPC (Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation) fuel station located in Yola, Adamawa State. The inferno, which started late in the evening, caused extensive damage to the station and nearby structures.

Eyewitnesses reported thick plumes of smoke billowing into the night sky as flames engulfed the fuel station, sending residents into panic.
Thankfully, in a stroke of relief amidst the chaos, authorities have confirmed that no lives were lost in the incident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMms9_G425Y

We needs blood... More fires from Hell 🔥

Bullfallo:
Not wanting to have a child isn’t a choice per say. I hate to put myself into pressure or do things just because others are doing it, my lifestyle has always be different from public opinion. In fact opposite of the popular views or majority behavior. I don’t send or give a Bleep what anyone think about me.

Example is that people live there live on public opinion. They create a life of public presentations just to please public and get validated but i am not of public views. I do my things the way it pleases before considering public.

If I have billions of dollars like dangote the choice might have been different. I don’t live a life of faith. I must have concrate evidence of things or resources before i made any vita decisions. I hate to borrow or beg. I live a life of comfort. I am rich and comfortable but not for many mouths. Because I don’t want to adjust resources from my lifestyle

U wud regret being who u are... MI, u would regret getting married

FitCorper:
Oga take ur frustration elsewhere, I’m not d cause of your misfortune and depression.

Come on, keep quiet!

FitCorper:
Mr man watch your mouth.

Shut up your mouth!

Lovenorth:
Go to the defence headquarter and say it

Wetin be dis one, e dey say... "Ojo gbogbo tole, ojokan tolohun..." You don't really knows or you don't seems to know what that proverb(s) encapsulates... Is it an adverb proverb or an adverbial proverb...? Maybe proverb adverb...

Jamesadeosun23:
. If they are innocent as you want us to believe let them surrender themselves to the security and prove that they are innocent

This one dey find proof... Awoof... Be like say your house no get roof... Proof to me that your house get roof, without you standing aloof... You are "gbaruf"? Or you almoruf that is selling "gbaruf"?

Bellotelli:
This statement proves that common sense is not after all common.

So, why would you go for something that is common? As for me, I don't like or won't go for something that is common... It is easy to summon or it would be easy to summon...

CORPSEFUCKER:
Its very easy to go into hiding when you're in Nigeria




Even DSS can't track you

How many corpse(s) you don bleeped?

Fuckluv , Bleep you?

emkz:
SOURCE: Nigerian Army

Suicide mission! That won't makes you to build mansion, you lacks expression&self expression... You would definitely ends up in/with depression in succession...

Useless!

ayjay45:
location

Inside my room...like classroom where I dey use my broom to grooms... I get brooms...in my room... Anybody wey wan take me as groom go dey eat my brooms... I see their dooms or your dooms looms... It would be inside cold room... From cold room to guard room... Come to my room...

Useless people...calling themselves couple...

ayjay45:
I've tried but no highness

Give me money, make I provides you... You like the one wey I dey takes?

enemyofprogress:
“Stop All These Lies And Religious Manipulation; What Brand Of Tea Did You Drink With God So We Can All Start Drinking It Peradventure God Decides To Join Us?” — Pastor Abel Damina Tackles Pastor Adeboye After He Revealed He Sat With God And Drank Tea With Him

Dr. Abel Damina in his message added that “God Does Not Eat Human Food”


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I wonder...maybe na lipton tea...

sukkot:
The location called Nigeria is where souls with active open demonic portals are dropped in the cosmos so you better understand that everytime you go out there it’s spiritual warfare. The stronger demons know the weaker demons and try to take their energy so they can get stronger. Some kill you physically so they can harvest your energy and convert it to power and riches. It’s a demonic cesspit Nigeria is so I advice everyone to be cautious. Stay strapped. Do not trust anyone. Almost every Nigerian has demons. A symptom of the demonic colonization is their aggression and belligerence. That’s the demons coming through

Leaves demon alone...let demon enjoys...demon should enjoys what gives them joys... In my voice like Eamon said:"Bleep you you all...yeah yeah..."

enemyofprogress:
talk to seun. I learned he is recruiting staff for nairaland and the pay is very good. The least he pays is 250k per month.

Okay... Seun!

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/video-those-wishing-zack-orji-dead-will-de-before-him-actor-dunhill-says/

Nonsense! Before he dies, wetin e do; who e help? After e don die, we no go remembers him... E who wan go, make e dey go... Carry yourself inside ghana must go, dey go...

nifemi25:
God bless you for this... We know the solution but we are not ready.. imagine bandit counting money for over 2 hours in the bush ...may God saves us from the powerful people

Unanswered prayer or unanswerable prayer... Tell that to a constable... Even portable no go gree or no go fit gree/agree... That's one such a miserable and malignable prayer...

enemyofprogress:
He tooked a very big risk

Number one enemyofprogress... You never digress or you just wants to regress? Enemyofprogress, progress!

22o62021:
He took a huge risk for a man that made him.
Gratitude shown.

Bandits are doing real business up north

This is no cause for jubilation, we would re-kidnap or kidnap again... Your kids would soon take their nap, inside our traps... We would just taps them... We would kidnap your kids where/when they are drinking pap without using their cap or face cap, or we would kidnap them where/when they are taking nap... You better be drinking pap with schnapps or pap&schnapps, if you don't wants to be kidnapped...

22o62021:
He took a huge risk for a man that made him.
Gratitude shown.

Bandits are doing real business up north

The money no reach me, we would kidnap again...