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OredoPikin:Whats the essence of this wailing ? Does that now mean you can vote for an Hausa or Yoruba party in the East without causing a ruckus because i don't understand. And is London now your papa land ? No Yoruba is calling London a no man's land and as long as real Londoners don't complain why are you bitching as if London is Igbo land ? Can you even vote Ademola Adeleke governor of Osun state in the East because he is half Igbo ? but he was voted in the West, can you vote Gbadebo as Anambra governor because he is half Igbo? don't you see that you are the grandmaster of hyprocrisy. |
FRANCISTOWN:Instead of all these gibberish why don't you advocate for women to make sure they can take care of themselves and even their children before marriage to any man, in fact it will increase their value and increase their chances of them getting a rich man too instead of just existing as a liability with nothing much to offer in life. Lastly the harsh reality of life that most people can't come to terms with is that not everyone can be rich, only less than 50% of the world can fall under the category of rich and the number is even lower in a continent like Africa. Your sermon is like saying 60% of women in Africa shouldn't marry till they die if they don't see any rich man that will marry them at the end of the day most of them will be the one to suffer not the men. In life nothing is fix too, someone that is rich today can become poor tomorrow and even be worser due too many circumstances that can not be control and someone that is poor today can also become rich tomorrow, in fact a good percentage of rich people became rich after they married. Your post is just gibberish and shallow without any depth. |
OfficialAPCNig:You are just a very big Olodo 11.6%. build up area in south west is bigger than 20% or more build up area in South East because South West is bigger than south east in land mass. |
OfficialAPCNig:You are just an illiterate South West is bigger than south east with a big margin but still the difference between the percentage of urbanization to landmass is just 4% ( SE 15% - SW 11%). As the smallest region in Nigeria with a lot of population, South East should have nothing less than 50% build up area but you don't even come close to 20% which is very shameful, despite how much you guys chest beat you are a disgrace in all ramifications. |
Brunicekid:do you know what a fact is? god exist because you say so lol where is your evidence ? As devoted Muslims god supposed to protect them in that kind of situation according to one of their prayers not watched cruelly as the flood swept them away, unless he doesn't exist but just a figment of your imagination. What's the use of all you theists prayers and devotion to your gods if it won't even stop any calamity and disaster from befalling you anyway. So brainwashed and pathetic lol |
Litmus:How did you know god perspective lol You theist are so funny |
The Poor church members will foot the bills as usual through donations and other scams. Churches in Nigeria generate more revenue than FIRS, most Nigerians won't pay taxes but they can donate their last kobo to the church, many of them live in misery and penury till they die praying for fortune that never come footing the lavish lifestyle of their church pastors. This world is very cruel, religion is just a tool to manipulate and control the weak will that are not ready to face the harsh reality of life, these pastors know the truth. We have more than 500 billionaires in the world and none of them is stupid enough to be paying 10% of their earnings for one pastor somewhere as tithes and yet they still remain the richest men on the planet, they did rather set up their own charity and oversee it than to donate the money to churches that should tell you something. |
End Frustration with Women By Using the 2 Strike Rule by Amlothi In my relatively short time here I've noticed one thing that comes up time and time again on this board - the concept of how many chances you should give a girl before you use her phone number as kindling for your fireplace. So here you go - Amlothi's Investment Strategy for Women - free of charge to all of you on this awesome site. We all know that women don't like to say no. This is why we can often get lots of phone numbers face to face, but later on you can't get to that first date plateau. I'm not going to go into the reasons why this happens, suffice to say that it is a rare occasion when you will hear a straightforward "No". My favorite excuse was... "I'm probably going to be out getting my passport because I'm leaving the country next week. And I have to pack..." But on to the strategy! The 2 Strike Rule I use what I call the 2 Strike Rule. This rule requires that: The first time you call to ask her on a date she gives you a reasonable excuse. (strike one) The second time you call (at least a week later) she gives another excuse, and in neither instance does she suggest an alternative time and/or place. (strike 2) If 1 = true and 2 = true than 3 = NEXT! There are a couple points I would like to stress on these rules. If her first excuse was UNreasonable (see my example above) then you NEXT her immediately - she doesn't get a second call. If on the second call she is very apologetic and cannot suggest a specific time and place because she is really busy but gives a very strong indication that she wants to go out - AND both her excuses are rock solid... wait a week and then repeat step 2. However, a maximum of 3 strikes is allowed. If you reach the 3 strike mark, no matter what the situation, that slip of paper with her number on it gets turned to ash. Now, some of you might think that these rules are a bit harsh (maybe some of you will think they are a bit lax?) but here is my justification for these rules, and a basis for everything that follows the first successful date... Now, some of you might think that these rules are a bit harsh (maybe some of you will think they are a bit lax?) but here is my justification for these rules, and a basis for everything that follows the first successful date... An Investment Strategy In this analogy, I have equated girls with investment funds/stocks/whatever you want to call it. Your time is money. You've heard that phrase before right? You have all this money that you would like to invest so that you can reap the profits (i.e., whatever you want from girls, be it sex, LTR, whatever). However, if you throw your money away you'll have nothing left to invest with and get no profits. You have a limited supply of time (money) and it is up to you to choose where to invest it - every investment is a risk. So, if you are a smart investor you don't put everything in one fund!!!! This is key, do not spend all your time and effort going after a single girl. This is infatuation, and if the market crashes, you lose big time. Each fund individually has a 100-fold higher probability of taking your money than giving you a profit. How do you counter this seemingly insurmountable probability? By investing small amounts in a large number of funds! The profitability of each fund individually may be poor, but the chances of scooping a profit on at least one of your funds is much higher! But you want to come out on top overall right? You can't afford to get a profit from one account and lose all your cash on the other 50, as you still end up in the hole. Never fear... this is why we have the 2 strike rule! The 2 strike rule is my method for determining when each market is about to fall out from under you before you have invested too much. If you hit 2 strikes, SELL! Toss the number, recover what is left in the fund, save yourself from investing more time and effort into a losing proposition! You have several other accounts that have better odds of reaping a profit, and new ones come along every day! You must believe that you are valuable, that your time is a commodity. Don't give it away. This goes for any interaction you have after the first date also. (Heck, I use it as a judgment scale with my guy friends too!) If you put your time and effort into helping another person, and the next time you need a favor they shaft you, NEXT them like you would a chick! You are too valuable to let other people leech off you. If you are in a relationship where she wants to call all the shots, doesn't want to do the things you want to do, and is not giving you your due rewards for your efforts... NEXT. To all the new DJs, if you've read the bible you should know that you have to be a man and not let other people step on you or give you s**t. Yet, coming from the world of AFCism, we are all tempted to give people another chance, to assume that they mean well, that maybe just maybe she will say yes on the 5th time you call her because she seems so nice to you whenever you talk to her. Once you give someone one more chance, it's a slippery slope and what's the harm in giving them another? And pretty soon you are finding yourself chasing this girl that never wanted you in the first place but just couldn't say no. It's handy to have set of concrete rules to follow. 2 strikes, that's it guys. Don't give them any more than that. Remember, if she has a high interest level she will make it easy for you!!!! https://www.sosuave.com/halloffame/253.htm |
Chidex369:The only true thing that can help you is to give her maximum space and be on a look out for a new girl. I know it sound very harsh but any effort from your side to savage the situation is going to have the opposite effect, you only have a chance if you give her maximum space and ready to move on ASAP. This the only thing that can help you, if she didn't chase after you when you give her the space she requested for then she is not really interested in being with you as much as you want to be with her but you seem like those guys without any backbone that will try very hard to convince her which will just make her see you as a desperate loser and run away from you without looking back. Most of the guys that are having fun with her behind your back may not even be as good as you but have more backbone than you. She should be the one trying to meet your standard not the opposite, what's she bringing to the table that make you hand over all the power to her and allow her to dictate the relationship ? you are definitely not man enough for her, you are just a typical wuss and nice guy. She should be the one trying to push you quickly into marriage because time is not on women side. A man rushing to get marry is not attractive to attractive women unless the woman is already becoming an evening newspaper and also desperately looking for marriage. When it come to marriage matter, the best and most favourable scenario for men is when the women is the one pushing you to get marry to her and already hinting at marriage with you, she should be the one asking you for the time to go see your parents if she's serious with you not the other way round , asking you for the time for engagement etc because time is not on women side and if she love you enough she will definitely try to take that step with you if she didn't then it mean she is not really in love with you to that extent yet and have other plans which mean you should have other plans too. |
End Frustration with Women By Using the 2 Strike Rule by Amlothi In my relatively short time here I've noticed one thing that comes up time and time again on this board - the concept of how many chances you should give a girl before you use her phone number as kindling for your fireplace. So here you go - Amlothi's Investment Strategy for Women - free of charge to all of you on this awesome site. We all know that women don't like to say no. This is why we can often get lots of phone numbers face to face, but later on you can't get to that first date plateau. I'm not going to go into the reasons why this happens, suffice to say that it is a rare occasion when you will hear a straightforward "No". My favorite excuse was... "I'm probably going to be out getting my passport because I'm leaving the country next week. And I have to pack..." But on to the strategy! The 2 Strike Rule I use what I call the 2 Strike Rule. This rule requires that: The first time you call to ask her on a date she gives you a reasonable excuse. (strike one) The second time you call (at least a week later) she gives another excuse, and in neither instance does she suggest an alternative time and/or place. (strike 2) If 1 = true and 2 = true than 3 = NEXT! There are a couple points I would like to stress on these rules. If her first excuse was UNreasonable (see my example above) then you NEXT her immediately - she doesn't get a second call. If on the second call she is very apologetic and cannot suggest a specific time and place because she is really busy but gives a very strong indication that she wants to go out - AND both her excuses are rock solid... wait a week and then repeat step 2. However, a maximum of 3 strikes is allowed. If you reach the 3 strike mark, no matter what the situation, that slip of paper with her number on it gets turned to ash. Now, some of you might think that these rules are a bit harsh (maybe some of you will think they are a bit lax?) but here is my justification for these rules, and a basis for everything that follows the first successful date... Now, some of you might think that these rules are a bit harsh (maybe some of you will think they are a bit lax?) but here is my justification for these rules, and a basis for everything that follows the first successful date... An Investment Strategy In this analogy, I have equated girls with investment funds/stocks/whatever you want to call it. Your time is money. You've heard that phrase before right? You have all this money that you would like to invest so that you can reap the profits (i.e., whatever you want from girls, be it sex, LTR, whatever). However, if you throw your money away you'll have nothing left to invest with and get no profits. You have a limited supply of time (money) and it is up to you to choose where to invest it - every investment is a risk. So, if you are a smart investor you don't put everything in one fund!!!! This is key, do not spend all your time and effort going after a single girl. This is infatuation, and if the market crashes, you lose big time. Each fund individually has a 100-fold higher probability of taking your money than giving you a profit. How do you counter this seemingly insurmountable probability? By investing small amounts in a large number of funds! The profitability of each fund individually may be poor, but the chances of scooping a profit on at least one of your funds is much higher! But you want to come out on top overall right? You can't afford to get a profit from one account and lose all your cash on the other 50, as you still end up in the hole. Never fear... this is why we have the 2 strike rule! The 2 strike rule is my method for determining when each market is about to fall out from under you before you have invested too much. If you hit 2 strikes, SELL! Toss the number, recover what is left in the fund, save yourself from investing more time and effort into a losing proposition! You have several other accounts that have better odds of reaping a profit, and new ones come along every day! You must believe that you are valuable, that your time is a commodity. Don't give it away. This goes for any interaction you have after the first date also. (Heck, I use it as a judgment scale with my guy friends too!) If you put your time and effort into helping another person, and the next time you need a favor they shaft you, NEXT them like you would a chick! You are too valuable to let other people leech off you. If you are in a relationship where she wants to call all the shots, doesn't want to do the things you want to do, and is not giving you your due rewards for your efforts... NEXT. To all the new DJs, if you've read the bible you should know that you have to be a man and not let other people step on you or give you s**t. Yet, coming from the world of AFCism, we are all tempted to give people another chance, to assume that they mean well, that maybe just maybe she will say yes on the 5th time you call her because she seems so nice to you whenever you talk to her. Once you give someone one more chance, it's a slippery slope and what's the harm in giving them another? And pretty soon you are finding yourself chasing this girl that never wanted you in the first place but just couldn't say no. It's handy to have set of concrete rules to follow. 2 strikes, that's it guys. Don't give them any more than that. Remember, if she has a high interest level she will make it easy for you!!!! https://www.sosuave.com/halloffame/253.htm |
The most profitable business in Nigeria is currently religion. If you can manage to start a church with more than 50 members, you don blow for life |
I believe many women disguise as men on nairaland and use male monikers to avoid unwanted attention and also women have more options on social platforms. The free attention they get on WhatsApp, Tiktok, Facebook, Instagram can not be compare to anything on nairaland and so with the nature of nairaland where men constantly expresses their displeasure to women and don't worship them as much as other social platforms, they don't like nairaland much and they can easily back away because they get tons of attention elsewhere and other social platforms tolerate them better. |
They can try lol Effort in Futility |
Chibuzor9000:Maybe in Asia prisons You guys and empty chest beating lol |
Mbanda:But that's currently what Bitter Obi is during frolicking all over the north, building bore hole and bowing for terrorists like Gumi. Bitter Obi even said North need more FG investment. You guys are really delusional folks lol |
TinubuThief:You are miles ahead in Asia prisons lol |
killsmith:I can feel your pain through the wailing
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TinubuThief:If that make you sleep at night ![]() keep deceiving yourselves while you are in severe pain lol
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Peter Obi don't have a chance unless Atiku refuse to contest in the next election. |
vanbonattel:They wanted to put the investment in the Niger Delta area not Lagos state |
Nigeria is currently battling with epidemic and people haven't realize it yet because it is a religion epidemic, many people are being defame, ostracize, insult, attack and label evil by religious people and so call Christians in Nigeria, it is religion fanatism and superstitions taken to new height. My cousin's mother is a Cele Church attendee, she called my cousin and told him that his wife's mother is a witch according to the prophet in her church and the wife's mother is the one holding the glory of my cousin and his wife, she said my cousin and his wife must follow her to the church to see the prophet or he should brake up with his wife. Many relationships were broken apart and friends turned to foes, families became enemies because of these so call prophets and men of god that claimed god showed them ridiculous visions on people and spew so much nonsense in order to get opportunities to collect money from people. There's no way Nigeria can ever develop with so many people that have this ridiculous set of beliefs in Nigeria, their prophets are gods on earth and can say nothing wrong, these prophets are given freedom to assassinate people's character for their benefit without any evidence other than some ridiculous visions and jargons, many lives and relationships and communities are being destroy by these so call men of god. It is like the olden days in Nigeria when the shrine priests were gods and they labeled twins evil, so many twins were slaughtered and so many innocent people were sacrificed and thrown into the forest because of these shrine priests. Same scenario is happening again in Nigeria with religion fanatism on the rise due to widespread poverty, unfortunately Nigerians have been brainwashed to the path of no return. That your so call friend , husband, wife, brother, sister, colleague will turn to your enemy if their church pastor tell them to. Do you guys not realize the ridiculous power these people have in Nigeria with no one to check them ? |
VersatileVee:Fulcin is for fulgal infection You have to think of the possibility that what you are suffering from is not an infection but allergy if it was an infection it should have been cure a long time ago with all those drugs you took, the chance of it being an allergy reaction is very high because only an allergy reaction could last that long. Google about allergy and learn more on it because you can not cure an allergy, you can only avoid what triggers it or reduce the attack with drugs like prednisone, it prevent your immune system from overreacting. Use prednisone in small doses too because it is a very powerful drug, Google about it uses and how to use it. Before you see a doctor that will properly diagnose you in Nigeria, you have to spend very much and you may not be very lucky. So make research yourself.
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EleventhWeirdo:Interswitch wasn't founded by Igbo, that guy is a shameless liar Interswitch was founded by a Yoruba man from Edo, Akoko Edo part of Benin. Does Elegbe sound like an Igbo name to you ? The guy even have other Yoruba names
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Slytiger:Interswitch is not even Igbo owned It was founded by a Yoruba man from Edo state, Yoruba part of Benin, akoko edo
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Bardo:You are a liar Interswitch was founded by a Yoruba man from Edo state, Yoruba part of Benin. Look at you stylishly trying to claim Interswitch. You are talking about Leetcode for beginners and newbie programmers when all the ranked programmers in Nigeria on Github are Yoruba Search top programmers in Nigeria on Google and see who dominated the list, we also dominated tech and start ups in Nigeria and you say we are underperforming lol ? you are really very delusional.
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hopexter:I don't see it in you |
AqualinaXYZ:People that make senseless comment like yours are usually the most miserable in life. You think offloading your bile and bitterness online to people will make you feel better, but it wouldn't. That girl is beautiful and a black queen. |
Congratulations to the couple, the girl is really beautiful. |
advanceDNA:Most women over value their pvssy, they think a man can go to any length for them because of it. The reality is she doesn't really love the man but she love the challenge of getting that man to marry her and win right to his full attention and resources or snatching another woman's husband. The moment she achieved her mission, she may turn into a monster in the man's life, i don't expect anything less from a Prostitute anyway. |
PaChukwudi44:copy and paste in your browser |
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