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Chai chaiiiii Chineke God, baba pls pick up my calss, na beg i dey beg abeggggg

Nawa oh i never get mine

Julianyao:
Will be frank with you, there's no point in marriage. Just get someone to have kids for you on contract. I bet you you're not gonna have a lot to worry about.

oga boss permit me to buy ur view billion of dollars. U hv just reminded me my view about marriage but i will like to know its merits. Jah bless thee

Ramon92:
Do you, I won't mind an enlightenment.

does being a Banker make one immune to spiritual beliefs? I believe u're either a Christian or a muslim, and probably you got a job or a business. Yet you still pray for miracles, riches and wealth from ur 'god', and for his sustainability for ur job or business and maybe you pay tithes. See the irony?? You shouldn't have done all that if you truly believe you can get wealthy simply by just ur works. The Banker maybe out of desperation was just bn foolish by not seeking those who really know the way and got scammed.. The manner was just ridiculous..

.. LOL.. I know what the book entails. And what makes you think the black man didn't know about these 'mysteries' before he was colonised? I can't base my opinions about wealth on his assumptions cos I'm sure he reasoned from just one perspective of life, even though he had some points. What if there are other paths to wealth aside the physical?
My friend, riches and wealth can't stand one one foot of the physical. there's also the spiritual which is the main thing.

What you call magic is simply what you're yet to understand. .

bros it seems dat u h knowledge of dis stuff. Hope u dont ming to enlighten me more either mail or any other forum bcs i like to know wat i dont know

Trendy247:
I will like to work in d printing room for just 1 week without pay..


Modified:
I believe if I keep the over printed bundles in my possession, it won't cause inflation

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Guy u are very very funny

Na menhh, where was i when dis thread was created, kai i won't be left out. @op am following u bomber to bomber

funstufz:
Injury/injustice to one.............

is injury to another

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oga boss wat of someone without experience but a fast learner with experience in IT

Dis is the way it should be, i believe they discuss something tangible wit Mazi Nwanne Madu Okechukwu Babatunde Buhari. Instead of staying aside other

larion:
Thanks for seeing the vision, I have been thinking this for so long! Trying to prepare it in full and send to vice President, maybe just maybe it can get to him

well boss its possible only if u can go to newspaper houses, then i can source for contact details of office of agric minister.
Then another thing u can even follow up radio programme call and tell them dat u can bring innovation to nigeria which they will like to meet u, believe u can achieve it but it will not be an easy road

Bro i hv come to realize dat the society we are in believe so much in paper certificates instead of wat u hv upstairs. If i be an employer tomorow wat am after should be wat u can bring to my company not some paper dat are bought wit money. I hv a lot of paper owners but when u see dem u will shed tears, they hv nothing to offer aside their paper. But u can be employable only if u know ur onions

larion:
Excellent!

This is wat I want to see, this is what I want to hear.
Nigeria can't feed Africa, talkless of the world. Why can't we just focus on feeding Africa. I mean, everybody in Nigeria, govt, private and individual.....funny enough, Nigerians are copy cat, once it can work for one person, everybody will follow.

We have the land, we have the labour (people), we have the entrepreneurs.... Only thing we need is to get irrigation and storage right. This is why I maintain that this government is not serious they still talking and looking at oil....jokers!

I maintain, it is very easy, very very easy! Only seriousness is needed, let the government get d land, form partnership with experts in Asia.

The goal is to employ, with this Nigerians can be given 3 months renewable contracts. Different operations on the farm, you can start with d lowest pay of 30k monthly, its gonna be like a camp, provide temporary housing and feeding close to the farm....zero accommodation.

With this 30k (for unskilled workers), many youths will troop into sign their first 3 months contract cos they know the won't spend much during the 3 months as accommodation and feed has been taken care of.

Now you also have skilled workers, who will definitely earn more, temporary and permanent workers.

Gbam! All the proceeds goes to the govt or the cooperation involved. This proceeds can all be exported, buyers abroad can have more trust because they have dealing with govt or cooperations, now this proceeds can sell fast and the money reinvested.

Anything and everything that can grow should be planted. We have just 160m people in Nigeria and there are over 6billion in the world, we can't meet the supply. This simply means we can all be employed.

Federal govt, state govt, local govt....cooperation's , everybody should be involved in this, a jobless youth can sign 3 months contract with Enugu state govt, after working the 3 months, he or she moves to kano and sign another 3 months and work. Even if she's is a computer science graduate, she can manage this for some time before getting her computer job.

This is very easy, the govt just needs to be responsible. With this, even PDP will not have time for opposition coa they gonna be busy, and Nigerians can copy, once it works, it becomes a fever. We need to wake up! We need to and honestly it has to start from the government!

Oga Boss, 100 gbosa for u, u are the only person dat really summarised the article. Others are just bashing themselves but u nailed it. Infact if u are not married i will gv u my sister, if u are married am coming for member of ur family bcs i see brain in ur household

Reading dis alone makes me so happy. If our looters can do this, naija would hv been a better place. Instead of oil oil oil, we hv enough space in the East instead of depending on importation and North to feed the nation alone, with this employment is now certain for the youths

I know time shall come when all niger delta states will start to beg for food bcs when u pollute ur land, u can't cultivate anyting to eat, look at it dis way their only resources is oil, east hv atleast agric, north agriculture, west in between, so at the end who suffers it will still be niger delta. Buhari is in Abuja enjoying himself, the rich of the niger deltans are enjoying in abuja and some countries leaving the poor to suffer in the name of avengers. Imagine a small state like Bayelsa wit 8LGA dat can't pay salaries wit 13% derivation. Chai Chineke biko mere umunnem ndi mba mmiri ebere (oh God hv mercy on my riverrine brodas and sisters)

I said it, u can't fight government, u can only destroy govt property, now my innocent mamas, papas, sister, brothers will suffer for dis nonsense avengers are doing.

EgunMogaji:
I can even understand the illiterates that say that, it's their lack of education.

The ones that I have a problem with are the Nigerians that live in America and are considering themselves as educated but who stoop to that level to score cheap points on Nairaland.

Some brain dead asshat on here accused me of being a mortuary attendant

Are mortuary attendants not human beings? And isn't it a mortuary attendant that will attend to all of them when they pass on?

A mortuary attendant in the US makes an equivalent of N13,000,000 annually BTW.

bros abeg link me na, is better to wash any washable in US than dis hell fire call nigeria we dey, abeg na. US is where wat u hustle pay for u but here in naija lie lie

EgunMogaji:
I can even understand the illiterates that say that, it's their lack of education.

The ones that I have a problem with are the Nigerians that live in America and are considering themselves as educated but who stoop to that level to score cheap points on Nairaland.

Some brain dead asshat on here accused me of being a mortuary attendant

Are mortuary attendants not human beings? And isn't it a mortuary attendant that will attend to all of them when they pass on?

A mortuary attendant in the US makes an equivalent of N13,000,000 annually BTW.

bros abeg link me na, is better to wash any washable in US than dis hell fire call nigeria we dey, abeg na

occ5050:
Go and prepare for ur interview oo. After seeing this type of mail and u r askin if dey r real. Hian! Some ppl sef. Maybe anoda question wil b Hw much r dey payin. Ask dem wen u get dia oo, so u won't com bk and b askin NL. All d best BTW.

good day ur comment is funny. Pls and pls do u hv ideal on possible questions to be expected. Thank you and Jah bless thee for ur work in this forum

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fiizznation:
I repeat the BUHARI ADMINISTRATION will NOT dialogue with them. I thought you guys were rejoicing with the damage the militants are doing to your own lands. Well let us sit down and watch how everything will unfold in the coming days.

Funny. Some people are destroying the businesses empires of western countries and the same people are still hoping for some magical intervention from ICC/human rights bodies when the Nigeria government unleashed its own madness. I laugh


P.S This will be my last post on any militants thread on this forum.

nnam chukwu gozie gi, militants ndi ara (oga God bless u, militants are maddd), u even hv time to comment on anyting militant, let them keep bombing, we will see who will tire, both Niger Delta and my kinsmen ndi Igbo will suffer most, bcs they are destroying their lands giving Mr President the reason why he called them 5%. BOYS BOMBBBBBB TILL U TIRE, BOMBBB TILL UR LAND BECOME UNPRODUCTIVE, NONSENSE

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Quakertellicus1:
Of course.....everyone will blame Buhari, Jonathan, the IMF, the Chinese, the Illuminati, the Islamists, the Zionists, the Nazis, the Communists, the Socialists, the dog lovers club, the Rugby players fan club, the cows on the street, the egg in their plate, the sugar in their garri, their ancestors, true federalism, true regionalism, etc.........and avoid the real reason......oil resource dependency

And no....true federalism won't solve it.....especially as it does not answer the corruption question, and it only at best creates regions dependent on the sale of raw materials whose prices they do not control......and yes.....agriculture does not bring in much cash....and mining is just like oil.

The problem with Nigerians is that we think that Government exists to put cash in our pockets every month. That is why we blow up pipelines, fight each other in the name of religion, and complain about how many Hausas there are in government (And for those complaining about Muslims in govt....back in 1989....there were far more Muslims in govt than there are now. Nigeria did not become an Islamic country)...because we want to eat money at the end of the month. And I bet you when this country splits....we willbe fighitng each other for the resources. Anyone who does not think that is going to happen is blind.(Sorry.....but facts is facts).

Nigeria needs to forget about oil, forget about making a living from selling raw materials and sharing the money to go and import everything....including things we can make here in this country....and should START on the road to becoming a manufactruing country. Because...that is the only way we can truly control the strength of our currency.....not these stop gap measures CBN is doing now. Are we going to make the sacrifices needed to become that kind of a country.....or are we going to keep on fighting each other for oil money which we have no control over anyway....including the so called owners.

Oil, agric,etc will never save us. Time we woke up. Powerful countries....are countries that rely on innovation and heavy industry. We better wake up to that fact....whether as one Nigeria....or as split up.

Oga boss pls are u a lecturer bcs i will appreciate u tutor me more. I really really cherish ur comment, plss hope u dont mind tutoring me

Dis is good time for business, i swear to God, abeg who can show me where to borrow money i will submit my whole school documents wit my international passport as collateral

Oga boss thank God i found u, pls am innnn, brownemmanuel43@gmail.com

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Hi Debbie,pls help me to verify this if it true I saw a vacany on dis platform n I send my CV to d email,i got der reply n filled der form. Later I was sent an email dat it Dangote Group of company dat I ll work as a supervisor n we re going for d training in calabar for 6mnth dat I ll need approval letter n scratchcard dat I shud get in touch with der company lawyer his no is 07065846851 he's going to gv me d approval letter n scratchcard n I called d number. D lawyer said I ll pay #5000 b4 I can get d approval letter n scratchcard so wat is surprising me is dat how come lawyer ll collect 5000 Wen av not been given a job and I ll still travel to calabar for their training, dey said dat d pay fee is to given me d approval letter so dat I ll be allow into d camp for d training. So pls help me out, other people re free to talk concerning these.

anyting money before the job, pls run for ur dear life