Funny experiences for U guys. But as for me, no neighbour ever reported me to my parents. Reasons being that I appeared gentle to the whole community but my younger one was considered the rugged and hard one.

I did all my shady businesses away from my hood or late at night. Everyone in the hood called me the good one. At some point, I was even called Pastor in my area because of my gentility.

And because my younger brother and I had this impeccable resemblance, if anything bad was raised about one of us, the first person they'll suspect is him.

I enjoyed every bit of my life living under the shadows

ugoswaggz:

are u a homo?

Omo, I quoted a lady. Scroll back and check.
Confirm things before jumping into your keypad

izaray:
Me too have used it, and it worked for me

Please use it on me. I need to know if it works

jayriginal:


People like you are a danger to yourselves and others.

Thanks

Davindal:
I'm sure of what I perceived. It was condom Scent.

I believe U bro. My ex did same to me. Recognizing condom smell ain't hard.
My ex couldn't deny it. All she kept saying is how this guy take code?

fatimababy95:
It is not the strongest of the species that survives at the end but those that adapt faster to change

I wanted to hug U for this statement but its unfortunate that I can't. Nice one Fati

Yes, it can be healed rather than cured.
My advice is this:
1. Obtain Morning Water from Synagogue Church of all nations

OR

2. Attend Christ Embassy Healing School.

Thank me later

MhizzAJ:
Yuck

One thing I learnt in life is this:

First person to act holier than thou is usually guilty.

I'm residing in Kaduna. I can't confirm this story but this evening, a soldier came to my area and warned all men to stay indoors. He was kinda wounded. He claimed something might go down soon in Kaduna.

08130759063

Good morning fellas. Its so pathetic to say that the biggest problem in this country is not our corrupt politicians, but U and I. We have become so sentimental about everything just because we are supporting one useless party or the other.

Mind U fellas, we are here arguing and taking sides for these politicians, they don't care about us or what we think. We blindly believe that APC and PDP politicians are enemies. Wake up! They are all friends, related to each other by greed and quest for power. So when power is in APC, U hear of massive deflection from PDP to APC and likewise. U and I are the pawns in this game.

We just got a mind blowing info from this journalist, but no one cares to ask questions if this is true. All we do is to start bashing ourselves here, Zombies and wailers. If U voted APC govt, there's no shame in realising U may have made a mistake after seeing all these but instead, U just disregard any info U see against your APC govt. No questions asked.

The recession that is biting us today is not affecting APC and PDP politicians, but U and I, yet we are still supporting them, arguing blindly for idiots who never give a damn about us.

2019 is coming, another opportunity to make a difference. Wake up people and think, please. We shouldn't be fighting ourselves. The real enemies are out there ''politicians''

I rest my case.

I WILL MAKE BIAFRA A REALITY

I'll rather collect even if its 10 thousand naira, than to even ask U out. No hard feelings dear, money before daughters of eve

08130759063

Unconfirmed reports reaching me from a reliable source in Aso Rock claims that President Mohammed Buhari has kicked the bucket. This just came in this evening. The source claims he has been moved to India from London. Reasons? Still unclear to everyone. Remember I said 'UNCONFIRMED REPORTS.'

Modified: This thread is a question please, and I specified unconfirmed reports. I'm not inferring that our beloved President is dead. Let's just hope its just a rumour. Thanks

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mamagee3:
What does it mean when a guy carries you and drops you quickly?

And in your previous thread, U claimed to be a dude magnet. Two dudes in one week.

I just tire.

Listen to me guys. THIS IS A PUBLICITY STUNT. Whether U believe it or not. Paul, Peter and Jude are in this altogether.

The thief has become the victim.



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I confirm the situation. I just spotted a police van with what looks like 3 dead bodies. They just passed through gwari avenue, barnawa, Kaduna.

Two reasons why U got that message cos it has happened to me before,
1. When U subscribe 3 consecutive times without allowing it to expire, and U try to sub the fourth time.
2. Network problem.

Mine started working after I left it for a day. Happy Xmas in advance.

kcspeaks:
In remote and recent past, several tabloids and publications have made headlines on several TV stations and Newspapers around the world about Pastor Chris. But the puzzle is: the more the gossips, or the tabloids, the more undeterred and unshaken this Celestial Phantom in Human Frame is, posing a question: Who’s is Pastor Chris? Now follow me to find out some silent truths about this Apostolic wonder walking the earth as I share with you just one infallible secret about him in diverse shades. Interesting hun!

1. Pastor Chris had an early Childhood encounter with Jesus Christ and on or before the age of 15, he already began his ministry.
2. Pastor Chris found his purpose for living pretty early in life and embarked on his journey without distraction.
3. Pastor Chris Speaks in tongue more than his neighbours in faith; a deep truth learnt from Apostle Paul which has made his Journey a Smart Option.
4. Pastor Chris is Selfless and Lavishly Invests in the gospel to the tune of billions.
5. Pastor Chris is viewed as one of the Richest Men in the World, yet he lives only on 5% percent of his income whilst putting 95% of it into the gospel and projects that see to human development.
6. Pastor Chris is viewed as a very debonair man, in fact many think he is too handsome to be in human frame, yet you will cry if you ever get to see his knees because of the impact of unlimited kneeling in the place of prayer.
7. Pastor Chris is the First African Pastor to own a 24hour Gospel Satellite TV station reaching the world from Africa.
8. Pastor Chris’ operation in the revelation of God’s word, demonstration of the anointing, and Relationship with the Holy Spirit is a wonder which is uncommon in any man of God since modern history of the Church.
9. Pastor Chris became the first and only worldwide Pastor who has proven the wonder of the use of technology in running a global evangelism and ministry operation in very fascinating scope.
10. Pastor Chris premiered “Future Africa Leaders Awards” (FALA)in 2014; an honour platform to develop and challenge the new world of extraordinary Leaders for the next future of Africa, under “Chris Oyakhilome Foundation”.
11. Pastor Chris is the Owner of Yookos; The fastest growing social media network in the world which is built with security wares that disallow profane and explicit contents.
12. In 2007, Pastor Chris made a Legendary teaching which provided a timeless insights and infallible truth about “Nationhood” beyond what Geographers and Social Scientist ever knew or thought: a lesson to the United Nations.
13. INNER CITY mission is a global mission outreach platform for indigent Children and families by Christ Embassy which provides the best welfare packages in the world to the beneficiaries at exclusive rate.
14. Pastor Chris has raised the greatest music force in the world and Christ Embassy has the largest music and creative/performing arts dynasty in the world.
15. Christ Embassy has some of the billionaires in the world as members and pastors. Some of the greatest Music Legends in the world are members and leaders in the Church also.
16. Christ Embassy is a Pacesetter Church in the whole world.
17. Pastor Chris is the greatest teacher of the Bible alive.
18. Everyone who associates with Pastor Chris becomes a huge success.
19. Christ Embassy owns one of the largest internet multimedia platform and App content factory in the world.
20. Pastor Chris is a Professor of Theology and holds a PhD in Pneumatology-a study of the Holy Spirit and other Celestial Beings
21. Pastor Chris holds global services which are beamed live to teeming audience across 7 Continents of the World at a time through satellite and web technology. His TV stations, media contents and Multimedia platforms are some of the best in the world.
22. Pastor Chris owns multiple platforms that are amongst the biggest employers of Labour in the world. His Satellite and Cable TV channels reach over a half of the world’s population on daily basis.
23. Christ Embassy has some of the best set and stage designs in the world
24. LCA-LoveWorld Convocation Arena is a popping edifice at the Church’s World Headquarter, built without pillars; a building that has only one of its’ kind of Africa, making it one of the wondrous Architectural Lustre in the world.
25. Pastor Chris’ Residence in his country home Nigeria is Called “White House”; a simple but uncommon eye popping structure occupying a landmark point at at highbrow neighbourhood in Lagos Nigeria.
26. Pastor chris is the author of the world best selling daily devotional rhapsody of realities translated in 260 languages of the world and still counting.

PASTOR CHRIS IS INDEED A MAN SENT BY GOD AND WE ARE BLESSED TO HAVE HIM IN THIS GENERATION.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE SIR ,WE LOVE U DEARLY.

All your facts are truth and there are even more you didn't mention.



Where are the mods, please push this to FP. Thanks.
@OP, U'll keep growing in grace.

Happy Birthday Sir. You remain my mentor for life.
Thank you Almighty Father for using Pastor Chris to reach out to millions of souls.

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