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Maybe the roads are not bad but what I know is that . . . . . .










Nigeria roads are directly proportional to PMB government...

Which of the following is your favourite Nairaland app and why do you like it?

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Nothing but waste disposing material..

When you bribed your way into the Palace and the persons you bribed now turn against you

Go on and enjoy






If you refuse to have sex with real men, fuvk off




Many ladies out there still love live dick with breast squeezing at the same time to your latex machine

That's his own CUP OF AKAMU

EFE - BASED ON LOGISTICS, SOMEBODY, I LOVE YOU

Banky W and Adesuwa should just wake up from this social media relationship of a thing at least no one knew when they were dating because they behaved matured then.........

See as the breast looks as yellow as pawpaw but I'm doubting if it's will be as sweet as pawpaw

What i noticed is that @BAAD2017 are stressing their lips while @ON2017 moved closer to themselves







@ON2017 are enjoying the kissing� than @BAAD2017

People commenting about statues just weak me

Op lemme help you



“Just 5 more minutes”
Ok so maybe everybody does this but it still has to be mentioned. This lie would have occurred when she was just waking up from last night’s sleep (or lack of) and these 5 minutes that she promises herself ends up being a lot more. Then she wakes up later on only to lie to herself again and again- part of the reason she comes late to class every now and then.


“I have nothing to wear”
She has finally got up for real, gotten cleaned up and now it’s time to dress up. Then she tells this lie. Ummm yes you do have something to wear. You are staring at your locker full of clothes.


“I need a new (insert clothing item here)”
Now she has finally picked up something to wear. Then she tells this lie again. Though similar to number 2, but this time, she is able to pin point what she really doesn’t need, she probably just wants it.


“He doesn’t have to have money”
Remember the fine-ass-passers-by she came across on her way to class? She found him quite attractive after the profiling. Then she lies to herself when she goes like “I could really dig this guy. He doesn’t have to have money”. She keeps telling herself this until that automobile flashes by her. She’s definitely back to her senses after this.


“Guys are just intimidated by me”
This is another thing she probably tells herself when the guy didn’t approach her. She starts to feel as if she’s Oprah Winfrey or Nicki Minaj and that’s probably why the guy didn’t approach. He didn’t have the guts. Hey dear. I’m sorry to tell you but maybe you’re not as hot as you think.


“I don’t care where he takes me”
This is the lie she tells herself when she’s going on the date- and a blatant lie at that. She really cares about it. She wants the luxury dinner at Radison Blu and the cold stone icream- not the amala and ewedu at Olaiya.


“I like nice guys”
This is what she probably tells the guy on the date when he asks what kind of guy she likes. Infact, this is what she tells herself and the whole world everyday. She likes them but she’s never ended up with one out of the countless guys she’s dated. How nice!


“I’m never going to sleep with him”
Say what? This is what she had probably told herself when the guy invited her to his house for the weekend and she agreed. So what are you going to his house to do? Pray? Well I pray that she returns in one piece if you know what I mean.


“I’ll be downstairs in 5 minutes”
She tells herself and her coursemate this when she has agreed to meet him but she never makes it down in five. Not even in 15. Hopefully, the guy had known better than to notify her when he’s actually downstairs but when he’s just leaving his own hostel.
“I’m not attracted to him now but I could be in the future”

Which future?
So after the long boring conversation with the coursemate who was making advances ended, she goes back to her room thinking well, maybe in the future she could be attracted to him. He’s a really nice guy that helps her out with her assignments so she could probably learn to be attracted to him. I can’t wait for that future to arrive.

Well-done Ma

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So to where now?

iconabblog:
Uhans has just released another cheap full screen and bezel-less smartphones into the Chinese market, with an 18:9 aspect ratio, dual rear Camera, large RAM, large screen size of 5.7" inch. It curved surface gives the smartphone a great feel at hand and it Zn-alloy frame seamlessly integrated with translucent glass panel. It designed is based on a double sided durable glass to fit the bezel less display and it rounded edges plus it features the Samsung S8 face recognition smart unlock and a type-c port which is what we are expecting from cheap smartphones like Tekno, Infinix, gionee and many more. It can register up to 10 touches at once when other cheap smartphone of of kind are having just 5 finger multi-touch and it running on Android 8.0.. full detailed specs

I think I'm loving this right now


Op, is it in Nigeria?

Hawusubetrue

Smart guy hired 20 policemen

heryur:
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In Tope Alabi's voice

India and Pakistan border just weak me

freeman95:
Haha slay pussies


Them con advertise

Abi ooo
Advertisement things since Banky W is having around 20 unmarried groomsmen it is his over 40 groomsmen

please Mr governor, help me predict correct score too
just one is okay for me

makydebbie:
Iyama! see crawcraw on that girl's ass.

And somebody go still lick that puna

but it's still too long we've waited now

StarBukola:
Iranu!

Abasha!

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maybe

Op, so the whole of benue youth liked this?

clap for yourself