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Trying to found what he lost

The winches in your villa.

Its likely that the battery is weak.Try and change the battery.

Hang by their balls.

Just need to know why they do, in the case of overwhelming evidence and confessional statement to the police proving that they are guilty of the crime.Rather, they still insist that they are not guilty of the crime.Had to bring this up because of the case about a rapist who was caught red handed raping an 18 years old girl in a boutique and also made a confessional statement to the police that he committed the crime,still went in front of the judge and say "not guilty".

So NLers,how does this help his case?

I got the shock of mine life last year when i was ticketed for having a lacerated number plate.Have to forfeit an important seminar,because mine DL was confiscated.

Only u eat 65k food? U carry extra belle join d 1 u get?

Is that a skool or a riverine community.

Do you want the job?

Ooh,what a disaster,to start this year with bad luck.

1 will die cuz 2 will jst step off the plank b4 he will pull the trigger

He should have been married by now

Despite the fact that you the black sheep in the family,you still have all right to know why your family have agreed for her to get married in detriment to her education.Talk to your elder brother and mom and let them see reasons.

When you wake up from your slumber let me know

Blasting mine stereo set with some Ak 47 and bullet

Dot you eva av an sensible thing to talk about. ??

DopeBoiRapy:
u cant do any better fool!!!

I can see you are an epitome of a brainless buffon.

DopeBoiRapy:
i am disappointed dat as old n mature as u are u look for advice on the internet....wot r u trying to teach ur kids wen they reach to make important decisions in lives...Man Up!!! Ur suppose to b leading a family.

Look at the trash you just vomited

mind44thegoat:
so you created another moniker.

I had to,else I ll start growing grey hair before I use the former.And my offence was just a minor one,which I shld just have been spank on mine wrist.

mind44thegoat:
for real?

For real.

Look at you guys,you are complaining of been ban for a short period of time.What about me that was ban for 4 decade(40 yrs).

This remind me of my secondary school days when our biology teacher had to flog the entire class cause we came 15 mins later to his own class.
Unfortunately for us,the junior students were asked to bring cane the previous day and coupled with this,he's also our sport master with biceps as big as a BRT bus.Told me to go and bring the whole cane that the junior students brought to school.

He said,he was going to flog us 12 strokes each,and the man was holding 3 pieces of cane on each hand.He was looking like a samurai warrior with 6 swords.After using his left hand with the 3 cane to straighten our back,the right hand was use to deliver the excruciating 36 strokes which he claim was 12.Maybe in his dictionary,3 canes amount to 1 cause they are on one hand.

Sharp guyz.

cruzita:
na naira land cause am

cruzita:
wetin I go type self?abegi make I go bath,op I dey come no comot oo

By this tym,u neve bath?

why are our leads so corrupted

Hmm,is that right.

graciousolo:
Yes! My inlaw has been complaining of the same thing.

Maybe the harmattan is hovering around the antenna

1/2 six pack

I do sneak behind my bae to steal some dodo and she will chase me with the spatula,leaving it unguarded for me to come back again.