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Angelswt:
the story just keeps getting better...

Yeah it is Angel.. More updates coming up..

sparkle4u:
Weldone

Thanks My Sparkle...

zeezco2020:
Cant wait for d nxt episode

It's coming up strongly Bro...

weedtheweeds:
Before you ask someone to shut up next time, be sure of your English. Your usage of "double negative" is a proof that you graduated from secondary school with a grade below a pass in the English language.

so you think you just said something sensible? You are from Africa a Nigeria for dat matter yet you are degrading our songs... Phyno and MI made a song and you sit ur black ass there bad mouthing it.. Oloshi

Angelswt:
next update please...

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isiuzo:
guy abeg continue am still waiting for ur update like super story.

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kevwe10:
nice story, weldone , keep it coming

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zeezco2020:
Nice write up. U can sell dis to movie producers in Nigeria and earn some cool cash.

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weedtheweeds:
sorry for Africa. Were are we heading with all these copi-kats? speaking Igbo or pidgin on American flow cannot make it African. na madness go make me buy fake for the same amount way dem day sell original? Abeg Flavour better pass all these things. The song weak pass rotten plantain.

shut the heck up dude.. U ain't know nothing about African music...

After talking to William about the girl and assuring him that we are all chilling out tonight, I decided to relax a bit before the afternoon drills commences. While relaxing kizzo came in looking all happy and we asked wat was going on and he said Olivia the girl dat has been giving him a hard time has finally given him her number nd even offered to hang out with him tonight, and William said guy seriously? we were all happy for him cuz he really likes her but she has taken him for granted, I mean who wouldn't like Olivia, she got some madazz shape and a big ass, but some down sides which u will know soon l. So I was like kizzo seriously how did you do it, kizzo was like mitch relax shay i tell you say the beb go feel my parole las las, she dey see us for Mami naw she dey feel our package, guy forget oh girls dey look guyz wella oh, dem know d ones wey get package. You remember when i first dey flow with her she no dey give me face at all, she dey reason other guys but naw wey she don see as e dey go, na she even dey fine my face cuz since dat dey wey i ask for her number wey she tell me say she no get phone ehn, dat thing pain me so I just luck up for her matter. You remember that night wey we dey fayrouz stand wey we cast the place, she and her friends dey the next bar de view us but I lock up like say I no see her, so today after my platoon meeting i say make i go chaow for restaurant as I dey eat I just site she and her friend enter the restaurant com sit down not too far from me, when I see dem I just lock up dey do my thing like say I no see her. Next thing wey I see she dey in front of me dey shine teeth, I de look her like ehn wetin i fit do for you, before she com say hi kizzo how you doing, i came to eat with my friend nd was surprised to see you here - for my mind bomb dey ur head abi? Na today you don de see me abi - oh yeah dis is where I normally eat, oh really me too hop you don't mind us joining you - for my mind abi dis one no well, wetin she see today na- oh its cool I don't mind you can join me. Na so she waka go bring her friend nd their belongings come oh, she com dey try form chit chat with me, so kizzo wats up and how are you doing, we have not be seeing each other lately like we used to, for my mind - ahhhh mo daran abi dis beb no well, wen I dey chase you up nd down for camp you dey feel ur self abi - ummm have been kinda busy dats why. OK I understand, she naw ordered for wat she and her friend would eat nd they brought it, in my mind I was very happy she was on d same table with me but when I remembered how she treated me before i felt like leaving the place. She introduced me to her friend then they brought their food nd they started eating by den I was almost done with mine, so she said she wanted to view some of my pictures nd I handed my phone over to her, excused myself stood up nd went to the freshen up in the convenience. When I go back I just told her I had some where i needed to be nd I decided to clear any other little doubts she was having about me, the food we ate was like 1,600 but I dropped 3k on the table nd told her incase they still want to order for more, i saw the huge surprise on her face but i acted cool took my phone then she said kizzo thanks alot, in my mind - so you fit compose yourself like dis before, nai you dey do jati jati like elega pikin - no problem Olivia you welcome anytime... Before I could walk like ten steps my phone rang with a strange number, I picked nd a female voice came up, hi kizzo it's Olivia I really want to say thank for what you did today i really appreciate it, nd I was wondering if we could chill out tonight if you don't mind. I was so surprised nd dumbfounded cuz I know i never gave her my number but I had to regain myself nd give her a reply, ummm am not too sure but I will let you know k, OK i would be expectin ur call bye then she hung up. My walking steps nw became slow I was trying to play the events dat occurred in my head all over again, dat was when i remembered that she collected my phone, dat must have been when she got my number. William nw said yes naw dats how she got it, so I think you should call her later in the day and tell her to join us tonight cuz we chilling, mitch has a plan to make uche chill with us tonight, kizzo looked at me and said seriously? I affirmed to it then he said he will give Olivia a call to come chill with us I bet she's gonna luv it, so suddenly the two of dem started looking at me like dey were expecting me to say something nd i was like wat? Dey said nothing, they kept looking dat was when i decoded it was Lara dey were waiting for me to say If she was coming. Nd I said make una no worry Lara go show nd they all smiled nd hailed me but inside of my i was doubting but didn't know why. So we rested for a while and before we knew, it was time for the afternoon drills the bigle was blown nd people started moving down to the parade ground. Before we left the hostel i reminded William that he should tell uche dat a friend of he's wants to meet her and he should call me once the drills are over cuz it lasts till the evening nd he said cool, so while on the ground our platoon commander started talking to us about the coming competition and how we must try to make sure we come first, when he was thru talking we all went to our different locations, I was with the guys playing football we won our first match nd lost the second match, while the volleyball girls lost all their games so dey are out, I saw Lara and she said she's going to practice with some girls to show them how to walk, cuz she had the experience already so she left me nd i was chilling with Mark nd he was gisting me about a cookie (a girl) he met last night nd how they connected nd how fricken high they were. He was like the girl can smoke like a chimney nd he kinda likes her style, he likes girls dat get high. So after awhile I left the field and decided to go for a stroll dat was when i saw Lara cat walking majestically teaching the other girls and immediately she saw me she almost fell, she was shy, she didn't expect to see me at that point in time I just smiled and walked past. Before we knew wat was happening time had gone nd the day was getting dark and the various platoons had started rounding up, then i got a call from William telling me he's with uche and asking me to come meet them up in the field. After receiving his call I knew I had to do something cool in other to get the girls attention, cuz have been seeing her around and she's quite a cutie but my guy is also handsome so wat can I do to make her chill out with us nd give him a listening ear. As I was walking towards where they were I was thinking of something that I would do dat would make her change her mind within minutes of my presence, when I entered the field and saw them a bit far from me, she, William and some of their platoon members where together she was sited and William was standing close to her when I finally got there I greeted the guy's nd William walked up to me nd shake me with a smile on his face, we took a few steps to where she was sited nd William said uche meet mitch my very good friend in camp nd immediately i stretched Fort my hands and said ohh the famous uche have been hearing so much about you and she said hmmmm, I hop they are good things nd i said yeah they are nd am very much pleased to meet you, she smiled and said likewise. Then i surprised her and everyone there when i went to her nd bent down in front of her looking straight into her eyes like i was about to propose to her and said, wat are you doing tonight? Hope you don't mind joining us tonight at the Mami cuz we will be glad to have you on our table and am sure William here would be ecstatic if you could show up. She looked at me surprisingly then at William and said sure I will, nd I was like it's a deal I stood up told her we will be seeing later tonight signaled William to meet me in the hostel nd I left. When I was going i was like yeah I did dat for William, then my mind drifted to Lara it's past 7pm already and I didn't inform her about our hanging out tonight, I called her line once, twice, trice and she wasn't picking up nd I was like damn am i going to be the only one chilling without a girl by his side tonight....

Smellymouth:
All those Nairaland babes with siggy like, ".. I don't respond to PM.." Una well don oo..

Also, Girls who give wrong numbers to guys what's your aim? To marry your brothers?

Finally,Some of you ladies have been single for too long. The only time you hear "BOO" is when you fart.. Your story go change for the remaining part of this year in Jesus name!

Epic...

bayularlar:
thanks broda

You welcome bro...

yemimajid:
boss is certificate same as statement of result. can I go without statement of result but school certificate...

they are different things Bro, go with your statement of result...

bayularlar:
bro u 2much bt make i ask u,na hw many 4tocopy we go do wit our documen

sup Bro, concerning the photocopies just do like 3 or 4 copies each cuz one of the mistakes I made was to waste money on photocopies I made like 8 copies each which was wasteful. Make sure you're photocopy your School ID card also...

zeezco2020:
Nice write up. U can sell dis to movie producers in Nigeria and earn some cool cash.

Thanks a lot Bro.

kevwe10:
nice story, weldone , keep it coming

Thanks...

May 12, 2017 – Photos: Iranian Student Who Looks Like Lionel Messi To Gain Attention Arrested For Disrupting Public Peace

Lionel Messi’s Lookalike Arrested In Iran For Disrupting Public Peace After People Rushed To Take Selfies With Him

25-year-old Reza Parastesh, an Iranian student, looks so much like Lionel Messi that it almost landed him in jail for disrupting public order this week.



So many people came out to take selfies with Parastesh in the western city of Hamadan over the weekend that the police rushed him into a station and impounded his car to stop the chaos and clear traffic.



http://naijagists.com/photos-iranian-student-impersonating-lionel-messis-arrested-disrupting-public-peace-fans-rushed-selfies/

Angelswt:
next update please...

Done...

isiuzo:
guy abeg continue am still waiting for ur update like super story.

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myxxdenyi:
so....

chill sweetie I had to stop to do sumtin but it's been updated nw...

After our little chat I asked dat we go have breakfast nd we did nd while heading to the Mami I saw damy and her friend, she saw me with Lara nd gave me a weird kinda look but i acted like i didn't see her. We got to the restaurant nd she ordered for her favorite, jollof rice, plantain and beef, while I ordered for d same thing except for the salad I added to mine. While eating I was just starring at her nd wondering what our fate would be like after camp, if there is a chance that we could get posted to the same place, if we could continue in this way nd even grow to become stronger than ever. So many things were just running in my head and I was bothered about wat would happen with me and Lara after camp, but then i have always followed the saying that goes what will be will be.... We finished eating nd she told me she would be changing her hair style base on the Mrs Nysc event that is coming up, nd I said it's cool, you need not do much you have already won the contest nd she hit me playfully and said how did you know I am going to win? Nd i said I trust my instinct and besides you got all it takes bby nd we both laughed. We walked up to a spot nd she said she gat some things to do nd dat we will see in the afternoon and she left for her hostel. When she left I thought about the contest and seriously we have some very pretty girls in delta Camp but there's something about Lara dat I don't see in other girls, her way is just different, her carriage is top notch and her beauty if glorified by mere looking at her, she's the kinda girl you would look at nd want to look at again and again so I really don't blame baba for the girls for drooling over her. I know she has a very good chance in representing our platoon and going ahead to win the beauty contest. She's also representing us in the drama nd each time they have a rehearsal she would gist me and also demonstrate everything to me and it was so cool watching and hearing her do it. So I had nothing to do so I decided to head towards the hostel and chill out with my guys, i got there nd met Williams and he said kizzo is out with a girl nd I kinda felt for him, let me tell you guys about William, the morning we were all coming to camp me nd kizzo had already known so we were aquinted already, we saw William with his mum, his mum brought him to the park nd we were like in our minds dude seriously ur mum followed you to the park dat kinda thing. So in the bus me and kizzo didn't seat together I was seated in the front with the driver and dolapo, while kizzo, William and the rest were at the back seats so thru out the trip I didn't get to converse with William it was just me, kizzo nd the girls. So by the time we got to camp we all separated except me and kizzo, so after the lil checks here and there in the first day of camp we decided to check out the Mami cuz have heard a lot about it, we got there and it lived up to my expectations we entered a bar nd ordered for drinks while drinking William came in and immediately he did i was like kizzo is this not the guy dat traveled down with us nd he said yes, so we signaled him nd he came over to say hi he bought a table water and left. So it was when we were done from the Mami and headed back to our hostel dat was when we knew he was in the same hostel with us nd his bunk was very close to Kizzo's bed, so that was how we ignited nd connected as strong friends and started bonding. So William is a cutie I have to give him dat, he's from Akwa ibom and he's a very cool guy to be around with but the only drawback he has is he's height cuz he's not dat tall but not withstanding he's a dope dude. So I met him in the hostel and he was just bored and I said guy how far naw he's response was not dat good nd I knew it has to do with a girl, if you remembered there's a girl he's been liking nd she wasn't giving him the kinda attention he needed nd i promised him I was gonna do it something about it, I cheered him up nd told him dat in the evening of dat same day after the evening drills once they are free he should tell the girl that there's a friend of he's he wants her to meet, dat once he does dat he should give me a call to come meet them nd once he introduced me to her he should leave the rest for me. He smiled nd said swag daddy I believe you, cuz dats wat he likes calling me, he said he has been trying to get the girl to chill out with us in the Mami but she has been refusing for a while now nd I told him not to worry about it dat she will hang out with us tonight, he looked at me and said swag daddy you correct...

smadav:
sir please as a football fan is there a way one can watch EPL games in camp.

yeah sure we do watch EPL games in a bar in camp, once it's falls between our free time, even if it doesn't some guys would still find their way down to the Mami to watch... But don't get caught...

smadav:
mitchy do the needful abeg enjoying ur gist pls can u tell me any of d watsap platform to join for prospective core members

Ok cool the way it's normally done is that when you have been posted to any of the states of your choice, then different watsapp groups will be created for all the states, so all you need to do is to locate the thread for your state and drop ur number to be added to the group. It actually helps in getting along nd in knowing one or two things about the state and how to go about it. But meanwhile you can just join the normal thread for prospective Corp members and drop ur number so dat you can be added to get relevant information...

Angelswt:
welcome back

Thanks Angel...

nonsovich:
From ur last update. .i could sense ur escaping the 'writers block'...dont stop now and u will get over it...u will see

Sorry Bro but I don't really get you...

sludge:
one thing i understand about life is that u have to stand up for what u want no matter what.mr lover i hope u are still with beautiful lara because if at d end u are not dating her i will b angry with u,true love is hard to get.nice write up

Thanks a lot my Bro, I really understand where you are coming from and I assure you that it is well...

africaflozy:
Very interesting...

I Appreciate...

kkins25:
just read it... nice one... I've noticed the sentence structure improving... good work.

Thanks kins...

Gonna be dropping more updates before the day runs out... So sorry for the delay guyz...

Charlyblinks101:
Guy, i have been very patient reading your story so far oo. But my Observation is that, at your early right up, you said something about slapping a co-coper at Mami. So i have been waiting patiently to know the out come between you guys or the slap wey you slap am don drive the guy commot from camp? I no com understand again oooo

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Igwe007:
Nice story. Oya Op come and complete it.

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