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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:46am On May 09, 2018
Kesterkendra:
but bros, kindly update... It's taking forever
apologies bro I know it's taking long, it's because of work. But I will
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 5:05pm On May 08, 2018
Succette:

I feel your exaggerated so much about the amounts.... moreover girls hostels in Delta camp don't have gates.. I visit the Mami well and I'm wondering what you'll buy with over 50k in one night.
Lol like you said you feel I over exaggerated.... Dats your own view and opinion... By the way wat year did you serve? Plus if you really visit Mami very well then you will know 50k isn't much to spend when you are with a group of friends. Plus it was our last day in camp, I knew guyz who spent 70k upwards so dnt even go there. It's all good and I appreciate you saying your mind....

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 8:35pm On May 02, 2018
badinfluence:
This is beginning to look like you're trying to come up with a 'perfect' conclusion to this story.
nah.... It's already there... Thanks for reading up tho...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:25am On May 02, 2018
Pharmtj:
boys Da vex for you jare... lol. But you deserve some accolades
Thanks hun.... cool
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 8:07am On May 01, 2018
Sniper4real:
this guy never update. Mtchew, experience 4 3 weeks camping con long like this.
calm down Bro... I won't fail you guyz....
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 5:52pm On Apr 29, 2018
kenny160:
av been following all dis post from begining since last 2years bt am interested in seeing dat picture Coz all what am reading here is like fiction,,,,,,,bt is he an angel? just wandering oooooo....................coz I don't knw what's so spectacular about u insisted not to post for people to see......u can clear our doubt by telling us is all fiction no one will ask u to post d pic again like dat bt nt fiction post and let us see
sup Kenny, thanks for following up with this thread since last year. Lol she's my angel, offcouse it's not fiction you could see the pics of me and the guyz. I intended posting it at the end of my write up. I will definitely post it....
Celebrities / Re: Meet Blessing Ofoegbu Who Wants A Man Richer Than Otedola by Emmerich09(m): 5:45pm On Apr 29, 2018
Oya..... Otedola with the money ooooo......

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:08am On Apr 28, 2018
Lionhearted:
Ðönt post Lara's pictures.

What happened to respecting her and her priVacy?
initially i didn't want to post it but the pressure from my readers is way too much... I might just post it for a few hours and take it down.
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:56am On Apr 28, 2018
Guyz i would have loved to continue but look at the time am posting this update, it's almost 2am and my eyes are closing. Would continue tomorrow, sleep well y'all....

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 12:03am On Apr 28, 2018
We headed out to the fields that sunny afternoon and it was mixed feelings all round, people were just emotional cuz it's less than 24 hours to the end of camp. While most people were there feeling moody I was calculating how to make my last night lit up. I got to the parade ground and found Mark the high guy, told him about our last hook up for tonight and he said he was down for anything. The moment he said that I know he's not coming empty handed, he's definitely coming with some fresh kush, lean, nd some other shii. I left him nd met with some 2 other dope guyz in my platoon and told them also nd they were down too, at this stage guyz are like 8 nd I was thinking about the ratio of guyz to girls, I don't want a situation where by there will be like 8 guyz and 3 girls on our table. So I told them if they had girls they were coming with, one said yea and the other said he's coming alone nd I was like coming alone wia, guy this is the last night in camp better go get a fresh beb for tonight or do you want to be sleeping on a rusted bicycle huh? They both laughed and just then a call came in from you know who, asking where I was and I told her I am in the pg under the tree and she said she's on her way...

I sat down under the tree just chilling and watching corpers that have fallen in love like me lol, I was just looking at them and thought mehn, these guyz that are holding hands, playing love, hugging and having fun might just be separated tomorrow when they get their posting letters and it's gonna be very painful. I thought about me and Lara how she will feel and act if we get separated from each other and being posted to different regions, I sigh nd thought I won't let this spoil my mood and I promised myself never to be separated from her no matter what happens tomorrow. I was still thinking when she came from behind and covered my eyes with her soft hands, I smiled and said bby you know i know it's you lol. She freeed me and came to sit with me and I just kept my gaze on her, she was looking fresh as usual, Lara never for once looked like she was in the same camp like other girls. I don't know how she does it but she's always on her game, do you know how hard it is to maintain wearing a pair of whites on a normal day, not to talk of camp that everywhere is dusty, Sandy and rough but she has managed to always looked clean all the time, she wears a pair of two sets of whites everyday. A pair of white top, white shots, white shoes and stockings, I give her respect for that, even me can't try it.
So we started talking about different things that has been going on, she will gist me about wat happened in her hostel and in places I wasn't with her and I will do the same too. Then she suddenly asked how is tonight going to be bby, what are we really doing? I looked away like I didn't hear wat she just said, she shooked me and said didn't you hear me and I was like wah.... Wah did you say bby with a smile on my face and she said you dis guy you are playing with me right? I was thinking of telling you my plans but am not telling you again nd I was all up in her face saying oya bby sorry naw tell me, oya tell me then she started laughing seriously and I was like why are you laughing at me, she continued and said I like your face when you beg please continue nd I just smacked her playfully on her hmmmm and she started chasing me like crazy, I couldn't stop laughing.

We finally settled down and I told her about what we had planned for tonight but did not tell her everything then I asked her to tell me wat she got planned and she said nothing bby, I was like seriously but why, u were the one saying u wanted to do something, then she said I just changed my mind bby, or can't you handle everything financially? Do you need some cash or something, I said nah it's already taken care of bby. She smiled and said okay i trust you hun. Then she suggested we take a walk round and we were just strolling to all the different places we have hunged out before just to catch those trips once more. Soon after William called me to ask where I was and i told him, he tracked us down to where we were and soon kizzo joined us. We walked around the camp, coming across friends and doing the normal famz, she met queen her bunky and they started talking, then i pulled the guyz away from them a lil bit and asked kizzo if he had secured our tables for the night and he said no that he thought we would have our regular spot and I told him dat tonight is the last night in camp everyone will want to be at the Mami even those that havnt entered once, plus we are adding some more ppl tonight so I told him we all needed to go secure the tables.

I went over to Lara and told her we needed to go put things in place that I will catch up with her later, she insisted on coming but i said she should just chill with queen and
i left. So we go to the Mami and entered our day one bar, the best in mami then I met with Michael the guy in charge of the place and told him we needed a whole spot that is 4 tables joined together in a straight line with chairs, we also gave him a list of all the drinks we were going to need. Then he drew our attention that they didn't have Jack Daniel and Smirnoff Vodka I wasn't pleased, then kizzo asked him if he could help us go outside the camp to get it, he was reluctant at first but then with more pressure from us and how we have been one of his best regulars he agreed but at a higher price. We gave him the cash for the drinks, the hookah, So we have handled that part then we left to get some more you know what...
We were still in the Mami when they rang the bigle for Nigeria to sleep and when it's been blown you must leave whatever you are doing and stand still like a robot until they finish blowing that shii... Guyz camp was crazy i swear....

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NYSC / Re: Kwara State Corps Dies After Sustaining Injury During Parade-ground Drill by Emmerich09(m): 10:58am On Apr 27, 2018
If this news is true that means the medical team in most of the camps are messed up pretty bad...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 10:51am On Apr 27, 2018
braivheart:


You legit used a year and two months plus to narrate what happened in less than three weeks. I started reading today and in my mind the tori go don finish as e be say na Feb '17 e start. Only to see say the story never even pass camp. Nice captivating story sha.
Hahahahaha guy you want to kill me oh.... U too get mouth....
But seriously think about it, it's not really easy to write not to talk of writing when you are serving, the place I was posted to I was so busy, my madam is always on my case, it prevented me from doing so many things. Now dat am done serving, u know how the job ish is so u guyz should accord me some accolades....
I promise to round up soonest in grand style... Thanks guyz for handing in there..... wink

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 2:31pm On Apr 26, 2018
Naijagram:


Just Kidding grin
okay cool...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:35am On Apr 26, 2018
Naijagram:
He isn't going to post her[b]pics[/b]...you guys are just wasting time. grin grin grin
Lol are you inside my mind? Offcourse I will post it... cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Emmerich09(m): 11:27am On Apr 26, 2018
Good morning everyone, please I just received this text for a job interview, please help me confam if it's legit.


You are scheduled for an interview with the HR director of build global services tomorrow, 27th April 2018 by 9am prompt. Check your email for details.
Best of luck!
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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:15pm On Apr 25, 2018
Comments guyz... Let me know what you think so far....

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 8:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
I saw her off to her hostel gate we did the usual and I told her we will catch up in the afternoon, I headed back to the hostel and met the guys drinking and the hostel was in a high mood, guyz are happy that they are finally leaving camp. I joined kizzo and William and we were all turning up, then William asked mitch how's this night going to be naw? I dropped my cup and said I tot you guyz won't ask!
When it comes to things like this I like to always be in charge cuz I don't want any mishaps to occur.
So I said guys we have all been in this camp from day one and this is day 20, we have kept and maintained a certain amount of levels in this camp which has earned us our respect. So we are going all out tonight guyz, remember you only serve ur country once so do it right, mehn i was feeling myself with the words flowing from within not knowing dat some of the guyz in our hostel have heard me talking and 3 of them came to interrupt me! Can you imagine? They came closer and the fair one Mike said mitch sorry to intrude but me and my guyz would like to join ur movement for tonight, I looked at him and said sorry bro as you can see this gathering is for inner circles only. But this guy didn't relent o he kept on pushing, saying he has been watching us from the beginning of camp always turnting up and being at all the dope places in Mami every night, I tot within me that if I scare them away with the amount we are going to put down they will back off...
Then I said OK OK so guy how far, you guyz wanna ball with us tonight right they all said yes, then I said can you pay the price? And they asked how much, I said the 3 of you should give kizzo 30k he's our accountant, they immediately agreed I was like wtf I tot they were going to back out. They niggas are clearly in the mood to off themselves this night.

Immediately Mike collected the atm of the two other guyz nd headed to the atm, I asked the other 2 guys to give us some space to talk nd they did. Once they were no longer in site kizzo said mitch you are a nigga, imagine fresh 30 grand from those guyz and I was like no kizzo you ain't getting the point we don't need their money, I tot me telling them 30k would make them leave us alone, then William said if I didn't know Mike and I was like yeah I do see him in the hostel and he was like no, that the guy came from a rich azz family and he likes to ball, I was like damn rich spoilt brat I should have told them 50k. Kizzo saw I was displeased and said nigga calm down, and I said no kizzo we havnt chilled with this guyz before what if they loose their heads while drinking and then start fighting or trying to do something stupid.
William chipped in and said mitch relax, I will talk to dem plus just see it as an added bonus for us, I was like okay if you say so. Then I told kizzo to bring out a pen and paper to start taking down the list of attilares for tonights, first on the list was vodka my previous vodka.... cool

So he wrote down everything we needed to get for the night, then William asked if Mark could join us for the night and we all agreed to tag him along. Not long Mike arrived with a stark of cash handed it over to me and I gave it to kizzo, he counted it and it was legit, I told him I will Holla at him when it's time, then William took him to a corner to talk to him about not causing a scene tonight, he affirmed and we were all good to go... It was afternoon and we all needed to head out to the fields plus I needed to see Lara to tell her we were set for tonight's rampage.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 8:03pm On Apr 25, 2018
hotplate:

so you're done with service? and you're now working that's great I hope you and Lara are still together o because me must find my Lara for camp o #TeamStream2
yeah am done with service, and thanks bro... I hop you find her bro, just stay focused...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
I looked at her and said offcouse we are going all out tonight bby...We the guyz already had plans for the night so all you have to do is just look as beautiful for me as always, she smiled and said but in what way can i contribute. You see this is one of the reasons I so much love this girl, she's not the regular girl that just wants to eat off you and clean her mouth with your shirt, she's different, I know she will feel bad if I don't let her do her part for the evening. So I said OK OK what do you think you can do to spice up the evening for us, she looked at me and said I will only tell you if you tell me the plans you guyz have in place for tonight. Damn I can't tell her, I said i can't tell you bby u just have to chill till the evening, she gave me this lady look and said you also have to take a chill pill until the evening. I was like this girl you won't kill me with ur mischief, I quickly stole a kiss from her unexpectedly and she started chasing me around the restaurant, it was funny.

She eventually got tired and sat down then I joined her, she was forming vex until i started tickling her so bad that she couldn't hold herself any more then she busted into laughter. It was so cute watching her laugh and liked it. Then she was suddenly quiet for no reason and I asked her what was wrong, she didn't want to talk, I asked her again and again before she said, mitchy bby today is our last day together in this camp, tomorrow we will be posted out. What if we are not posted to the same place? What if we are posted to different parts of this big state, how are we going to do it? How mitchy how? I don't wanna be away from you! I said calm down bby calm down, who knows we might be posted to the same place if fate will have it but still no matter where we are posted we will always find a way to see each other I promise you bby, I don't want to be far away from you too, it's too risky for me, for us and one year is a long time to be away from each other. I held her close to me and said don't worry my lady smalls i believe everything will work out for good.... We looked at each other and kissed so passionately that it felt like taking it to the next level right there in the restaurant, we didn't care about anyone seeing us, we are leaving camp the next day so let dem do their worst. I did not feel like stopping, so she broke the kiss and smiled she know how badly we wanted it.
So it was getting to psst 12 noon so I knew I had to meet up with the guyz in the hostel and plan for tonight cuz I don't want any excuse of any kind. So we left the restaurant and started coming out of the Mami, on our way out I noticed the change in camp setting, there is this feeling of total freedom, everyone doing what they like, the soldiers have calm down and they are even missing us already cuz they know we are leaving soon. You see soldiers and corpers drinking together, gisting and laughing, there is this last minute union of both parties that was when i knew that tonight is gonna be like Sodom and Gomorrah... Stay tuned...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 10:06pm On Apr 24, 2018
More pics...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:53pm On Apr 24, 2018
Oluwadare:
Phew!!! until I see that Lara picture, I'm going no where.
Lol you surely will bro.......

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:52pm On Apr 24, 2018
dxpecial:

just chill bro he will post it
Thanks for your understanding...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:51pm On Apr 24, 2018
louiskay:


stop acting ignorant jare.... why will you post pictures of the crew members and you knowingly omitted Lara-s picture...
wow me acting ignorant? Not really bro if you were paying close attention and reading closely you will see where I said I was going to post it...
Celebrities / Re: Kcee And Wife, Ijeoma Okonkwo Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary by Emmerich09(m): 7:50pm On Apr 24, 2018
decatalyst:
The throwback was:

Before money came

Before he started looking healthy(looks really sick in the TB pic) grin

Before he turned multi-colour dresser grin

Before Harrysong lambasted him and 5 star record label.

Before he started visiting the gym.

Before Airforce1 became 'their' announcement officer grin grin
dat last line tho grin

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 4:41pm On Apr 24, 2018
louiskay:
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please try and read my thoughts ooooo......
what's so funny bruh?
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 10:21pm On Apr 23, 2018
Camp was dope... cool

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 10:08pm On Apr 23, 2018
More pics coming up soon... I know y'all be asking for Lara's pic, I will post it....

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:59pm On Apr 23, 2018
Let me share with you guyz some of my camp pictures before I continue with my updates...
That's me in the first picture
William in the second
Kizzo in the third, d one without glasses...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 3:50pm On Apr 23, 2018
Succette:
Nawa oo. So I followed this story and coincidentally I'm here in issele uku 2018 batch A. Oga Solo is indeed a clown!
welcome to Isselu-uku and enjoy your stay bro...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:49am On Apr 23, 2018
Pharmtj:
interesting .....next
smiley
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:40am On Apr 23, 2018
Pharmtj:
i work in the hospital, Just went to attend to an emergency, sleep nor gree come... I am a Sir?
wow guyz we have a doctor in the house, nice one tho and sorry for calling you madam....
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:31am On Apr 23, 2018
Pharmtj:
next
hmmmm madam.... Nice one seeing you here wit me, I tot by dis time am the only one online writing....

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