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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:23am On Apr 23, 2018
After waking up at first then looked at the time it was almost 3am, so after thinking of how the day would pan out I lay down back on my bed then i drifted. I was so surprised when i woke up nd saw 4:05am I was shocked to see that the soldiers aren't already here shouting at us. Then I heard someone say so it's because today is our last day in camp dey want to treat us well. I just smiled and thought damn this guyz might leave us to stay till 12am dis night ooo, meaning we can stay in Mami till 12am or so i thought..... So that morning was the most peaceful morning ever in camp, I cant believe I slept till 4am and it felt so good cuz it's been a while.

So i came down to see kizzo was already awake and William too, we hailed each other nd started talking about how suprised we were to have slept an hour longer, just right then they announced that we should all be in the same parade ground by 5am,immediately everyone started rushing to take their baths and stuff, we just went to the Mami and took our baths, dressed up and straight down to the parade ground. They did their usual shii all along my mind wasn't even there, I just wanted to see Lara so badly and tell her of our plans for tonight. I looked all over for her but i wasn't seeing her, so I decided to chill cuz it was still dark, then as i was just standing in line with other guyz, someone just slid into my back nd held me tightly i smiled nd thought it was my Lara. I turned around to be shocked seeing damy of all people I was like damy wat are you doing here, this is not even your platoon, next thing I heard was mitch why are you treating me like dis, I was a bit embarrassed cuz some ppl were close to us and must be hearing our discussion. I was like treating you how?
That's how she started ranting about how i havnt seen her in a while and never bothered to ask about her or even call her. I was like damy dis is a very big camp it's possible for us to be here for 2 weeks and not even see each other so if you really wanted to see me dat bad why didn't you call me. She started telling me how sick she had been nd how she had been in the camp clinic for almost a week now, I was surprise to hear that but I didn't let it show, i just asked her hw she's feeling nd she said as you can see am better mitch, she held my hands and said since today will be our last day in camp, I really want to spend it with you!

In my mind I was like shey olori buruku ni geh yi sha (I hope this girl is not way crazy) when she said that i just smiled and said we will see about that damy and i just left where she was nd entered another line scanning for Lara. Then I thought about what just happened then i was like dis damy is a crazy girl ooo maybe her camp boyfriend has dumped her she's now looking for a guy to eat he's money before she leaves here, God forbid dat won't work, she can't come nd spoil my already planned out day with Lara and the guyz...

I looked around further but couldn't see her so i just thought she Might be in the hostel or something. So by this time it was almost 7am and the day is bright, we were all sitting on the grass and our platoon commander was addressing us, telling us how good we have been so far and how happy he has us in his platoon. When he was done talking to us and left, we were all still sitting nd talking generally about how we were going make our last night in camp a memorable one, that's how i felt a pair of soft, sweet, palms covering my eyes I couldn't see bit I knew she stole the show cuz everyone was just looking at us, I already perceived her scent and I knew it was Lara. She can play for Africa, she told me to stand up gently and when I opened my eyes she was just there standing nd smiling like a baby. I just hugged her and said smalls, that's the name I gave her and she really likes it cuz her name is Lara so I call her Lara Smalls. I was like where have you been hiding out all morning? Have been looking all over for you, she apologized and said she was just arranging some of her stuff in the hostel and i Said Okey. We were still there standing while the bigle for breakfast was rang and i told her we should go have breakfast and discuss how tonight is going to be, she looked at me mischievously and said you dis boy what are you planning? I looked at her winked and said you will know wen the time comes. We went to the Mami bought food nd chaow like crazy, when we were through and i called the lady to come collect her money. She came and i asked How much she told me and I brought out my wallet and just when I was about to pay her, lara just intercepted nd said she wants to pay her nd I said no she shouldn't worry about it, I stretched out my hands to pay her and Lara intercepted me from paying her again. I looked at her nd said smalls chill out i got dis and as I was about paying for the third time she just snatched the money away from me, deep her hands in her waist pouch brought out money and paid the lady. I sat there looking like what type of girl will do dis in our current Nigeria,then she said something that made me fall more in love with her, she said why must you be the one paying for me almost all the time it's not fair mitch, let's share the burden of financial issues together from naw on. She took the money I wanted to pay nd pushed it down my breastpocket lol, but seriously those words she said to me makes me know that she's very different from the normal camp girls that will eat you dry to the bones.
I looked at her for like 2 minutes straight without blinking and she started say mitch, mitch, what is it? Are you okay? Did I offend you by paying for the food? I broke my silence by saying you are wonderful bby, what you did was a kind gesture that very few girls would do, so I say thank you, she laughed and said you dis mitch you are too down to earth with your words and reasoning, which is good for a gentle man like you, when she said gentle man we both paused looked at each other and laughed like crazy. I smiled and said what makes you think that am a gentleman, she said are you seriously asking me that question? I say yeah, she said okay incase you don't know or you don't see it, let me tell you......

You see a gentleman is someone you don't meet everyday, and when you are lucky enough to meet one like I just did recently you should know at once.
A gentleman is one who sees things differently from other men, the way he talks, walks, his attitude and above all well to go charisma says it all. So my mitchy bby believe you me when I say you are my gentleman, mehn when she said those words it was like I should lift her off her feet and kiss her so softly, I felt good inside me hearing her voice out her mind to me in that way. So next thing i said so bby how are we going to crown up this night in grand style, and she gave me the most amazing answer of all time by saying am down for you bby let's go all out and have fun......
Stay tuned
More updates coming soon
Let me go and sleep before I will be late for work tomorrow... My eyes are already closing its blinds lol... grin

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 8:01am On Apr 22, 2018
diago94:


If possible, include this! @Emmerich09
I will..
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 8:00am On Apr 22, 2018
dxpecial:
where is her picture? @Emmerich09
dxpecial after my last update of today, I will start posting pics...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:30pm On Apr 21, 2018
Comments and contributions guyz..... Haba you guyz have turned ghost readers on me.... Not cool guyz.....

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 11:27pm On Apr 21, 2018
[quote author=Eberechi24 post=66914748][/quote] hey eberechi wats up, yeah about that I took a break from the thread because of work but am fully back now... I just posted more episodes go enjoy.... Pics will come up soon...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:23pm On Apr 21, 2018
Sniper4real:
hmm
hmmmmmmmmm too grin
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 11:09pm On Apr 21, 2018
For the first time in camp I woke up earlier than usual despite the fact that i slept late, but I understand why. It's because dat day would be the last day for us in camp, the next morning everyone is leaving isseluku except for those that will be posted here. So I checked the time and it was 2:36am i looked at kizzo and he's still enjoying his sleep, William too so i laid down back on the bed just to think abit.
I thought about the first day we entered camp, how filled up and crazy it was for everyone, everything you want to do is queueing, how we don't have enough hours to sleep, how the electricity is poor, how the soldiers are brutal, how the annoying nysc officials will waste your time just to sigh one nasty form like dat, how we wake up before 3am and take our bath and walk down to the parade ground to stand till 7am, the list is endless. At first it was so stupid and annoying but a week after we were getting used to it, 2weeks later it was like they gave birth to us in that camp, we became used to everything, queueing for hours is like just standing five minutes to us, waking up early is like someone waking you up with breakfast on the bed lol, that same camp we were complaining about in the beginning is now a place of fun, I met so many types of people, the good, bad and ugly.
I met some dope guyz that are cool to hang out with, guys with enough things in their heads that will even make you think you know nothing... Then the girls.... The girls in camp are fricking Nasty like crazy, let me give you a run down of how it is with some camp girls.
From the first day in camp you see them forming miss independent as if they don't need anyone or anything from you, they will just be minding their business doing their registration and shii, second day when they must have gotten their hostel and settled down a lil, you see them in Mami in the most expensive restaurants, eating and doing as if the food is not even up to their taste, you see them with table water forming as if it was imported. 4th day into camp you now see them in groups of 3 and 4 forming friends, walking together all the time time and once guyz start making moves and passes to them, they will use you shine like crazy except u are on ur game. Flash forward to 2weeks into camp when they have started running low on cash, firstly they descend from their high horses by eating at the lower level restaurant and guess what they no longer take bottle water but pure water, those same guyz that they were forming miss independent from, they will use style nd track you down and the next thing you hear is... Hey Steve wats up naw, you have forgotten about me abi, it's not fair oo you can't even call someone sef... If it's a normal guy he might feel stupidly guilty nd starts to apologize but if it's me just watch out.

Her: hey Steve wats up naw, you have forgotten about me abi!

Me :turns and look at her, you who? Do I know you before? Have we met before?

Her: haba naw Steve it's me Clara

Me : cla who? Pls I don't know you

Her: haba have you forgotten the day you stooped me asking for my number!
Me: olorun ma je, it's not me ohhh dats how you go about trying to deceive fresh guyz abi grin
It will not work for you today! Have never seen you before so how can I ask for your number? U lazy Nigerian youth oya leave here before I change my mind about you.... Nonsense....
Dat is exactly how I would handle dat kinda situation. So those same girls that were forming groups, moving together and eating together, just give them before the second week in camp you will see them ditching the group one by one to sneak up with guyz, and as a girl if you are in such a group ehn and you don't wise up quickly like ur friends did, you will just be seeing them chilling out, eating together, doing crap under the mango three at night, dat is when you will start regretting why you refused so many guyz advances that just wanted to chill with you, then towards the end of camp when almost everyone is occupied with their date, you will be singing akons lonely.
I don't like it when girls behave stupid, OK check out this instance, a group of girls are together just chilling, then 2 guyz are at the same venue but not far from the girls. One of the guy is liking a girl and she has sensed it cuz they have locked eyes more than 4 times, OK the guy summons courage to walk up to the group of girls and says hi in general, then turns to you to say hello my name is John, i have been here for a while now nd i couldn't help but to stare at you times and times over, pls do you mind if i could steal you for just a few minutes? You looked at him from head to toe and said can't you see am with my girlfriends wat makes you think I would leave them just to talk to you stranger. Am sorry but I can't.

So he left and you and ur girlfriends laughed at him, but inside your mind you know that you really like him, you have been looking at him since, you wished he was ur man. Then your dreams were about to come true by him walking up to meet you but because of stupid pride and you don't want to look cheap in front of your girlfriends you declined his request. Do you know how hard it is for a man to see a girl he likes for the first time and summon courage to talk to her? Do you know hw hard it is? Cuz so many things will be going through he's mind, what if she doesn't talk to me, what if she embarrass me, and so on. Then he summon courage to talk to you in the presence of ur friends and you declined him instead of you to be proud. Na so una take dey miss husband o.....
So ladies please stop misbehaving when a guy makes an effort to talk to you, even if you don't like him just do it politely instead of embarrassing him.
So some girls are lonely in camp not because they ain't pretty but it's a problem of self inflicted pride and arrogance towards guyz. So that's camp for you, towards the end you start seeing corpers turned couples, holding hands, laughing, having fun together you might think they have known each other for 4 years now but just 2weeks ago they were total strangers, some ladies might even get lucky and find a husband in camp, some ladies get proposed to in the last day of camp so dats life and poo happens. We all are gaining new experiences every day, one minute you met a guy in camp and the next you find out he's the man who has been missing in your life and before you know, wedding bells are ringing.... Let's not go too deep on this pep talk with the ladies, now let me tell and show you guyz how my last day in camp was, it's was maddddddd, it was funnnnnnnnn, it was nastyyyyyyyyy.

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:31pm On Apr 21, 2018
julaion:
wonderful e

xperience,i cant wait to be a copper,nice story emmerich...this one pass nolly
wood movie
Thanks julaion
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:48pm On Apr 20, 2018
Pharmtj:
just try and finish this story make I rest
definitely dear...
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 1:47pm On Apr 20, 2018
Pharmtj:
bayelsa
okay cool... Hop you are enjoying your time there.
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:39am On Apr 20, 2018
But seriously guyz sex is not everything, when am really into a girl, like really really into her, I don't think about sex it doesn't come to mind, I just wanna be with her, make her laugh, take long walks and chill out. Generally just have fun
Then later maybe later if we both feel like it then it's cool.

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 9:37am On Apr 20, 2018
Pharmtj:
never bro.. sex destroyed my last relationship and I'm not going to toll that part again.NeVer.. Am currently in a no-sex relationship and a corper too.
dats cool pharmtj where you serving?
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Shares Photos Of His Magnificent Mansion by Emmerich09(m): 2:28am On Apr 20, 2018
Olalan:
BEAUTIFUL. It's cool to be rich
very cool grin
NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2018
I just wanted to say thank you guys for not giving up on this thread, it wasn't really easy but your comments were very helpful to me even when i felt like stopping, you guys kept me going. Ghost readers that choose not to say a word well I believe you have your reasons. More updates coming up soon... One love guyz... wink

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:31pm On Apr 19, 2018
Before I slept off I had a little chat with the guyz about how tomorrow will be our last night in camp, it was a mixed feeling for us in such a way that camp has its good sides and it's stressful sides too. The good side is when you are with the right set of people who are matured and understanding, who think alike with you, who are not stingy to wait for you to spend for them all the time nd not drop a penny to contribute. It's the people that makes a place not the other way around, some guyz in that camp could not wait to leave the place because of the wrong set of people dey move with, camp became tirring for them but not me.
My first day in camp determined the 3weeks I spent in camp, how? Listen me and kizzo met on a whatsapp group that was created for delta corpers and funny enough we came to know that we both stay in Lagos, the crazy part was that we were even staying in the same street, so that alone was all it took for us to bond the first time we met.
That morning we both went to the park together and that was how we met William the third musketeer that complited the group. 3 Lagos guys that are going to shake delta down, they must know that we are omo Eko lol. We bonded immediately and the journey to delta state wasn't dat bad, when we finally got to camp and got our bed space close to each other, we set out to do the normal registration. That was how I met my iya grin Me and kizzo was just standing in the hall thinking of how to go through with the registration that was when I saw her standing like a newly irrected building damn, I said kizzo check out that lady standing there kizzo saw her and was wowed I said I must talk to her today. That was how me and Lara started, sometimes i wonder how it would have been if I didn't approached her dat day.
So like I was saying the friends I made in camp made my camp experience 10/10, Lara became very close to kizzo and William so the 4 of us was known in camp, always walking together, hanging out in the Mami everyday was something I looked farward to.
So the fact that tomorrow night will be our last night in camp we the guyz decided to make it a night we will never forget in a hurry, we started planning on how to make sure everything was going to be at its best. We concluded by past 12am before we slept. Next day was crazy I kid you not...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Emmerich09(m): 7:01pm On Apr 19, 2018
It was dark and there were corpers everywhere vexing about how this soldier guys won't allow us chill abit more, so some of them were holding long sticks and were moving close to us, shouting better go back to your hostels before we descend on you people.
They moved closer and everywhere scattered everyone started running not to their hostels but they were just hanging around, if the soldiers were coming this way we would make way and run to the other side, it was becoming fun for us but it was really getting them angry.
So it continued and while all this was going on, the only thing in my mind was continuing the kiss wit Lara, so I held her hands and we ran to the back of a building and started kissing it felt like the world was on pause mode, we were both enjoying every inch of our tongues sucking and biting each other's lips. I didn't know that more soldiers have arrived before I knew it, I was hit on the head with a big stick by a very angry soldier guy, immediately we broke off the kiss before he could raise the stick to hit me again I held Lara's hands and we took off.

When we got away from the soldier guy and ran out to where people were, the whole place was crazy corpers not wanting to go to bed, most were being stubborn and still hanging around, instead of us to bid ourselves good night, but no we couldn't cuz the vibe was just crazy, we went to the back of another building again and continued kissing, and this time around it was nasty, I didn't know she was such a good kisser, she blew me away like a nylon bag flying in the wind without control. We knew what we were doing was wrong based on the soldiers chasing but it felt so damn right, so damn good. We were still there feeling ourselves when a guy that was running past our direction saw us and shouted they are coming oooh you guyz are still here, that moment I knew we had to leave immediately to our separate hostels before we get caught. So I told her to run off while I watched till it was safe to go too.

That night was so sweet and crazy I got to my hostel and the joy i felt can be compared to when you win an American lottery, it was all up in my face, my body movement was pitchy and immediately kizzo saw my face he just smiled and said mitch wetin you don go do with Lara? I just looked at him smiled and said if you know you know, I layed on my bed with a huge smile on my face reminiscing about the entire night and it was lit.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 6:41pm On Apr 19, 2018
Lilisticlili:
you meaan ur romance with omotola? I read it,you tried,bad pikin
Hahahahaha nice one dear...
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Storm First Bank In Ekiti, Police Officer Killed. Graphic Photos by Emmerich09(m): 6:19pm On Apr 19, 2018
Damn I hate first bank but they don't deserve this...
Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 6:15pm On Apr 19, 2018
Wow
Wow
Wow
I must admit that I was actually glued to this thread, it reminded me of my days in delta. Nice one lady ghost.

I finished serving in December and I also created a thread which has over 66,000 views so guys check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation

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NYSC / Re: Female Corper Show Off Massive Backside (photo) by Emmerich09(m): 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation
NYSC / Re: NYSC Announces New Date For 2018 Batch 'A' Orientation Course by Emmerich09(m): 9:38pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation
NYSC / Re: This Is Purely For Corpers *check In* by Emmerich09(m): 9:37pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2018 Printing Of Call Up Letter. by Emmerich09(m): 9:36pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

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NYSC / Re: Sex In NYSC Camps: How True? As A Corps Member Please Share? by Emmerich09(m): 9:35pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation
NYSC / Re: Orientation Course Scheduled For July 2018 Come In... by Emmerich09(m): 9:34pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2018 BATCH A 'stream 2' Corps Members. by Emmerich09(m): 9:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
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NYSC / Re: Must You Get To Nysc Camp The Day It Resumes. by Emmerich09(m): 9:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
Check out this thread.... It will guide you through your 3weeks in camp and many more...

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018: Why There Will Be No Streams For Mobilisation This Year by Emmerich09(m): 9:32pm On Apr 18, 2018
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NYSC / Re: Is The 2018 3 Batch (A,B,C) Model Still Going Work? by Emmerich09(m): 9:31pm On Apr 18, 2018
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NYSC / Re: For Those That Are To Wait Till July Let Meet Here by Emmerich09(m): 9:30pm On Apr 18, 2018
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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Emmerich09(m): 9:30pm On Apr 18, 2018
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Emmerich09(m): 9:29pm On Apr 18, 2018
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