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remiiko:
i heard dey renouncing and whoever is beeen caught would be taking to the school to pon point his colleagues......

I pray itz dat easy oooo.d school organised an anti cultism programme not long ago.and some renounced.bt many are still out large.

If u guyz plan on opening a group,kindly add me.i could feed u guyz with info of the school,cos am a student.any related questions cabn be posted here

PilotOz:
on top the heavy skul fees, one has to watch his head for cultist? chai, odikwa risky

Yes ooo u gat to watch ooo.i don't even stay in school if i got no lectures

Emmyirab:
go to http://www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme3/

I have done dat it says no result yet

Hello nairalanders,i participated in the on going jamb exercise on the 2nd of march ,2016 and to my surprise i haven't been sent my score through SMS.i was also wondering if the said 40marks would also be added to ours also.i wish myself and every jambites success.

promisechild:
see this one ooo. Who told you there is no sure Runz in this CBT exams? I have all the questions jamb will ask for the 2weeks in my mail. If you doubt me I will forward a subject to your email then give it to someone that is gonna sit for jamb to attest to it.

Bro pls can u foward the subjects to my mail phy,chm,bio

Louiscutedude:
Goodluck to all d jambite i was once lyk u as at last year....but today God hv answered my prayer i am now a 100level student of Ambrose Alli University ekpoma edo state i pray God griant ur hrt design for u too

I school in aau too.wat course re u doing.#aaunobebeans

ɑƒԵҽɾ ʍմϲհ ժҽӀíҍҽɾɑԵíօղ,Եօժɑվ աɑՏ ՏҽԵ ɑՏíժҽ ƒօɾ Եհҽ ʍɑԵɾíϲմӀɑԵíօղ օƒ ƒɾҽՏհҽɾՏ íղ ɑʍҍɾօՏҽ ɑӀӀí մղíѵҽɾՏíԵվ(ահíϲհ ɑʍ օղҽ օƒ Եհҽʍ).ɑɑմՏíԵҽՏ ՏհօմӀժ հօօƘ մԹ հҽɾҽ.íƒ ԹօՏՏíҍӀҽ ԹօՏԵ ԹíϲՏ օƒ Եհҽíɾ ϲҽӀҽҍɾɑԵíօղ.

firstking01:
is dat ur lips @dp??

Yes am on white

derrick333:
Y nt report ha2 buhar's ant- corruption fight team,u for even announce am4 BBC and Sahara news, say ur "friend" ur "friend" wan borrow ur gown
So annoying

Iranu

Not my business

Dis one is a doll oo

Is it right for me to borrow a friend my wedding dress for her own wedding too? Please I want to know what to do...

I'm mrs Lilian, this is
a story of how i used to Bleep my driver
because my
husband was always busy for me.. It was a
night before
new year and my husband was at usa for
buisness trip.
I called my driver to my bedroom, my pussy
was
driping wet cuz i have never been Bleep for a
very long
time, i tried seduced him, i was wearing my
see
through nighties and before he could resist, i
drop my
hair net on the floor, i bend down to carry it n
let him
have a full view of my pussy lips , before i
stood up, his
cock was rock hard, ouch ! Seeing that bulg
on his
zipper got me so wet and my knees became
weak, i
reach out for his cock n he gave out a little
moan, oh
gosh iLove big cock and this was one of
them. I unzip
his fly n brought out his tick cock n kiss it. He
was
moaning softly, i suck his cock n deep throat
it while i
put my hand under his shirt n pinch his
nipples softly..
He release his loads inside me, i lick him all up.
I stood
up, remove his shirt and push him to my soft
bed, i
UnCloth my nighties. While He removed his
belt and
shirt. immediately i climbed the bed and got
on him, i
directed his cock into my already over wet
pussy, his
tick cock fill me up n i let out a moan. I Bleep
him so
hard n he was matching up with the stroke
from under.
Before some minutes, i feel my orgasm
boiling up n i
cum all over him. He stood up, and asked me
to bend, i
obeyed him as he bang me so hard on doggy,
aw !
Ouch ! Mmmh ! Sonkey, take it easy on me,
you
fucking me so hard, iBegged. He was a very
good
fucker.. He was driving me wild. After orgasm
upon
orgasm, he finally release his hot loads inside
me. I
have never had it that sweet in a long time.
We made it
again and again that night before day break.
My clock
alarm woke me up by six and i turned to him
and say "
happy new year ".

Family of 4

The reality star shared a photo of herself after her doctor's appointment . She got her giant implant removed and replaced it with a smaller and much more natural looking one

I was browsing through nairaland and saw a thread that had a question but it was not really answered.
Based on my perspective ,i feel it can feed a modest family of 4.I once stayed in the north and food stuffs seems to be relatively cheap there. So nairalanders whatz your take on this

I gained admission into the school but currently am in zaria, just wondering if my school fees and acceptance fees can be paid in the designated here in Zaria.please your comment is very necessary

I greet you all today as we will be writing our exam today mine being (medicine) i wish us all success. Don't forget to share ur eperiences in ur various centres.GOODLUCK Anybody writing in emaudo campus(LLH III)

i would like to travel from kaduna to edo state for my post utme,but i don't know if there is a straight bus to my destination.pls share ideas.

ebonflex:
There's been much up and ado on Narialand lately about bashing guys for not considering females of a certain physical demographic.
So let's shine some light on the other side of the fence. Ladies, why do most of you dislike fat guys?

because dey get tired easily wen having sex

pls nairalander,i did my exam on thursday bt i havent seen my result.pls help me

Jetson:
Ijmb is a scam.

ijmb isn't a scam,i did it.the only problem is dat itz a hard tin to pass.

1. Mrs. Kemi Solade died of
A. cancer B. shock C. ovarian cancer D.
hypertension
2. ________is the principal of Sy. Catherine School
A. Mr Mallum B. Mrs Obanje C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Tade
3. Efua can be described as
A. arrogant B. liar B. unfortunate and victim of
circumstances D. spoilt child
4. ________ is fond of Jimi and called him by his
full name Akinjimi
A. Risikat B. Mama Silifat C. Funmi D. Aunt Moni
5. ________ violated and intimately harassed Efua
A. Jimi Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua’s
stepfather D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
6. _______ is nicknamed cane by the student
A. Mr Bade B. Mr Vann C. Miss Agbenenovi D. Mr.
Mallum
7. The rhymers are
A. the choir of St. Catherine School B. Jimi, Ansa
and Nene C. group of five boys at Forcados high
school D. Some girls at Forcados High School
8. Why did the Principal of Forcados High School
choose to reinvestigate the theft of the laboratory
equipment?
A. He knows Jimi Solade couldn’t do such things
B. He knows some bad gangs must have
influenced Jimi Solade
C. Efua challenge at him during Jimi’s public
apology
D. intervention of uncle Kazeem
9. ___________ arrived from United Kingdom for the
burial of Kemi
A. Femi B. Wole C. Uncle Kazeem D. Aunt
Memunat
10. One of these suffered from child abuse
A. Wole Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
11. Mr Vann is the
A. Mathemaatics Teacher B. English teacher C.
Chemistry teacher D. Physics teacher
12. Funmi’s reason for remarry is
A. for better life B. to have a man assist her in
upbringing her only daughter C. to have more
assistance D. for financial assistance
13. Unlike Jimi, Efua is
A. not close to her mother B. is good in all
subject C. close to her mother D. none
14. The principal of Forcados high school is
A. Mrs Obanje B. Mr Mallum C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Salami
15. According to the principal Miss. Agbenenovi is
to occasionally fill in for
A. Mr Mallum B. Mr Bade C. Mr Mallum D. Mr
Salami
16. Efua’s attitude to people must have been
influenced by
A. lack of motherly trust B. lack of motherly
attention C. memory of intimate harassment and
violation D. all of the above
17. One of these do not attend the same primary
school with with Jimi Solade
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
18. _______ is the head boy of Forcados High
School
A. Seyi Lawal B. Jimi Solade C. Ansa Izaegbegbe
D. Jolly Stephens
19. _______ has unspoken contest will Jimi over
chemistry result
A. Ansa B. Seyi C. Eze D. Jolly
20. Aunti Moni is
A. Mrs Solade B. Mrs Alli C. Mrs Ekpo D. Mrs.
Izaegbegbe
21. Efua’s was expelled from St. Catherine School
because
A. she ran away from school without notice B.
her defiant reply to the principal C. she perform
woefully at the last exam D. she is sick
22. Ansa wants to study
A. Electrical Engineering B. Architecture C.
Medicine D. Fine art
23. __________ photocopy Efua’s letter to Miss, Novi
and circulate it in the school
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Ansa
Izaegbegbe D. Seyi Lawal
24. Efua danced with _________ at Mid-term dinner
of Forcados high School
A. Jolly B. Jide C. Jimi D. Ansa
25. Efua shared her life experience with
A. Nene Ekpo B. Mrs Tanimoro, the guidance
counsellor C. Mr Mallum D. Mrs Ekpo
26. The head girl of Forcados high school is
A. Efua B. Nene C. Ada D. Caro

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+Thursday, 12th March, 2015:
Food & Nutrition 3(Practical) Planning session ----
8.30am-9.30am
Home Management 3(Practical) Planning session
---- 8.30am-9.30am
================================
+Monday, 23rd March to 14th April, 2015:
Food and Nutrition(Practical) ---- Date and Time
will be fixed
Home Management(Practical) ---- Date and Time
will be fixed
================================
+Friday, 27th March, 2015:
Health Science 3(Alt to Practical) ---- 2.00pm -
3.45pm
Health Education 3(Alt to Practical) ---- 2.00pm -
3.45pm
================================
+Monday, 30th March, 2015:
Home Management 2 (Essay) ----------------
8.30am -9.30am
Home Management 1 (Obj) ------------------
9.30am -10.30am
================================
+Tuesday, 31st March, 2015:
History 2(Essay) -------------- 8.30am - 10.30am
History 1(Obj) --------------- 10.30am - 11.30am
================================
+Wednesday, 1st April, 2015:
Data Processing 2 (Essay) ---------- 1.00pm -
3.00pm
Data Processing 1 (Obj) ------------ 3.00pmm -
4.00pm
================================
+Tuesday, 7th April, 2015:
Hausa 2 (Essay) --------------------- 8.30am
-10.30am
Hausa 1 (Obj) ----------------------- 10.30am
-11.30am
Igbo 2 (Essay) ---------------------- 8.30am
-10.30am
Igbo 1 (Obj) ------------------------ 10.30am
-11.30am
Yoruba 2 (Essay) -------------------- 8.30am
-10.30am
Yoruba 1 (Obj) --------------------- 10.30am
-11.30am
Edo 2 (Essay) ----------------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Edo 1 (Obj) ------------------------ 10.30am
-11.30am
Efik 2 (Essay) --------------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Efik 1 (Obj) ----------------------- 10.30am -
11.30am
Ibibio 2 (Essay) ------------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Ibibio 1 (Obj) -------------------- 10.30am -
11.30am
================================
+Tuesday, 7th April, 2015:
Civic Education 2 (Essay) ----------------- 1.00pm
- 3.00pm
Civic Education 1 (Obj) ------------------- 3.00pm -
4.00pm
================================
+Wednesday, 8th April, 2015:
Physics 3 (Practical) (Alt A)--------- 8.30am -
11.15am(1st set)
Physics 3 (Practical) (Alt A)-------- 11.40am -
2.25pm(2ndset)
Physical Education 3 (Theory of Practice) -----
2pm - 4pm
================================
+Thursday, 9th April, 2015:
English Language 2 (Essay) ---------- 8.30am -
10.30am
English Language 1 (Obj) ------------ 10.30am -
11.30am
English Language 3 (Oral) ----------- 1.00pm -
1.45pm
================================
+Friday, 10th April, 2015:
Literature 2(Prose) ----------------- 8.30am -
9.45am
Literature 1(Obj) --------------- 9.45am -
10.45am
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+Monday, 13th April, 2015:
Geography 2(Essay) ---------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Geography 1(Obj) ------------------ 10.30am -
11.30pm
Health Science 2(Essay) ------------ 1.00pm -
2.30pm
Health Science 1 (Obj) ------------ 2.30pm -
3.30pm
Health Education 2(Essay) ------------ 1.00pm -
2.30pm
Health Education 1 (Obj) ------------ 2.30pm -
3.30pm
================================
+Tuesday, 14th April, 2015:
Physics 2(Essay) --------------- 8.30am - 10.00am
Physics 1(Obj) ----------------- 10.00am -
11.15am
Geography 3(Practical & Physical Geo) --------
1.00pm -2.50pm
================================
+Wednesday, 15th April, 2015:
Chemistry 3(Practical) (Alt A) --------------
8.30am-10.30am(1st Set)
Chemistry 3(Practical) (Alt A) --------------
11.00am-1.00pm(2nd Set)
================================
+Thursday, 16th April, 2015:
Government 2 (Essay) ---------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Government 1 (Obj) ------------------ 10.30am -
11.30am
Computer Studies 2 (Essay) ------------- 2.00pm -
3.00pm
Computer Studies 1 (Obj) --------------- 3.00pm -
4.00pm
================================
+Friday, 17th April, 2015:
Foods & Nut 2(Essay) ---------------- 8.30am -
9.45am
Foods & Nut 1(Obj) ------------------ 9.45am -
10.45am
Physics 3(Practical) ( Alt. B) --------- 08.30am -
11.15am(1st Set)
Physics 3(Practical) (Alt. B) ---------- 11.40am -
2.25pm(2nd Set)
================================
+Monday, 20th April, 2015:
Christian Religious Studies 2(Essay) --------
8.30am -10.30am
Christian Religious Studies 2(Obj) ---------
10.30am -11.30am
Islamic Studies 2(Essay) ----------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Islamic Studies 1 (Obj) ---------- 10.30am -
11.20am
Chemistry 2(Essay) ------------ 1.00pm - 3.00pm
Chemistry 1(Obj) -------------- 3.00pm - 4.00pm
================================
+Tuesday, 21st April, 2015:
Financial Accounting 2(Essay) ------------ 8.30am
-11.00am
Financial Accounting 1(Obj) -------------- 11.00am
- 12.00pm
Biology 2(Essay) ------------ 1.00pm - 2.40pm
Biology 1(Obj) -------------- 2.40pm. - 3.30pm
================================
WAEC 2015 TIMETABLE
================================
+Wednesday, 22nd April, 2015:
Agric Science 3(Practical) ----------- 8.30am -
10.00am(1st Set)
Agric Science 3(Practical) ------------ 10.30am -
12.00pm(2nd Set)
================================
+Thursday, 23rd April, 2015:
Mathematics 2(Essay) ------------- 8.30am -
11.00am
Mathematics 1(Obj) --------------- 1.00pm -
2.30pm
================================
+Friday, 24th April, 2015:
Economics 2 (Essay) ---------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Economics 1 (Obj) ------------------ 10.30pm
-11.30pm
================================
+Monday, 27th April, 2015:
Bookkeeping 2(Essay) ------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Bookkeeping 1(Obj) --------------- 10.30am -
11.20am
Store Keeping2(Essay) ------------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Store keeping 1(Obj) --------------- 10.30am -
11.20am
Tourism 2(Essay) ------------- 8.30am - 10.30am
Tourism 1(Obj) --------------- 10.30am - 11.10am
================================
+Tuesday, 28th April, 2015:
Chemistry 3(Practical) (Alt. B) --------- 8.30am -
10.30am(1st Set)
Chemistry 3 (Practical) (Alt. B) --------- 11.00am -
1.00pm(2nd Set)
Office Practice 2(Essay) --------- 1.00pm -
3.10pm
Office Practice 1 (Obj) --------- 3.10pm - 4.10pm
================================
+Wednesday, 29th April, 2015:
Computer Studies 3 (Practical) ----------- 8.30am
- 10.30am(1st Set)
Computer Studies 3 (Practical)
------------11.00am - 1.00pm(2nd Set)
================================
+Thursday, 30th April, 2015:
Biology 3(Practical) (Alt. A) ---------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Biology 3(Practical) (Alt. A) ---------- 11.00am
-1.00pm
Literature 3(Drama & Poetry) ---------- 1.00pm -
3.30pm
================================
+Monday, 4th May, 2015:
Further Mathematics 2(Essay) ---------- 8.30am -
11.00am
Further Mathematics 1(Obj) ----------- 2.30pm -
4.00pm
Insurance 2 (Essay) ---------- 11.30am - 1.30pm
Insurance 1 (obj) ---------- 1.30pm - 2.20pm
================================
+Tuesday, 5th May, 2015:
Animal Husbandry 3 (Practical) ------ 8.30am -
10.00am (1st set)
Animal Husbandry 3 (Practical) ------ 10.30am -
12.00pm (2nd set)
Commerce 2(Essay) ------------ 1.00pm - 3.00pm
Commerce 1 (Obj) ------------- 3.00pm - 3.50pm
================================
+Wednesday, 6th May, 2015:
Agric Science 2(Essay) ------------- 8.30am -
10.40am
Agric Science 1(Obj) --------------- 10.40am -
11.30am
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+Monday, 11th May, 2015:
Marketing 2 (Essay) ---------- 8.30am - 10.30am
Marketing 1 (obj) ---------- 10.30am - 11.20am
Salesmanship 2 (Essay) ---------- 8.30am -
10.30am
Salesmanship 1 (obj) ---------- 10.30am -
11.20am
================================
+Tuesday, 12th May, 2015:
Physical Education 2 (Essay) ---------- 8.30am -
9.50am
Physical Education 1 (obj) ---------- 9.50am -
10.40am
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+Friday, 15th May, 2015:
Technical Drawing 2 (Essay) ------------ 8.30am -
10.15am
Technical Drawing 1 (Obj) ------------- 10.15am -
11.15am
Animal Husbandry 2 (Essay) ------ 1.00pm -
3.00pm
Animal Husbandry 1 (Obj) ------ 3.00pm -
3.40pm
================================

ultimatetboy:
Niyola!

guy go wash ur eyes mochedda rocked it beta

Fynestboi:
Let us know the movie you are currently watching now, be it a Yoruba movie, an English, Hausa, Igbo, Ghanian, Indian, Korean, Chinese, British, American or even Anime etc or Home video, TV Series (season movies), what episode?

Any kind of movie you are currently watching now just post the name and if possible a little summary.

...let's keep the ball rolling..!

IRIS SEASON 2

kolonigga:
Change is here people, GEJ/PDP is finished!!!

GEJ/PDP/haters will be shitting/pissing in their pants now!!!

NEW NATIONAL PLEDGE I pledge 2 Nigeria
my country, 2 remove JONATHAN & SAMBO.
To be gentle,loyal on election day. To vote 4
Buhari wit all my strenght. To protect my
PVC and uphold no violence and trouble,so
help me God.... Somebody say "Amen"

*modified
"The love people have for him unprecedented and genuine" - Barack Obama

this is rubbish GEJ ALL THE WAY

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....

swisschris:
No 7 wan tear ma bele,

dat 7 funny die