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1. D roundabout movement of
two Lizards around a palm tree
can't b comprehended by
human imagination.
2. I have never seen a peaceful meeting between
salt and
earthworm.
3. Its very dificult to convince a
monkey that strawberries are
sweeter than Banana.
4. When a bird petches on a rope, neither the
bird nor the
rope will be at rest.
5. What an oldman sees while
seating can't be seen by a little
while on a moutain.
6. The old woman that says she can't run, must
run when the
goat picks her snuffcase. Lolz.
7. Its out of self respect and
dignity that makes a woman
hold her breast while running
and not for the fear that they'll fall off.
8. The Venom of a viper can do
no harm to the shell of a
Tortoise.
9. The slow movement of a
tiger doesn't mean its timid. 10. He that thinks
he's leading
yet no one is following him, is
only taking a walk.
Add yours, let's keep the
proverbs going.

bokohalal:
I thought we were voting for Buhari?

buhari ke.johnna all d way.

UniqueGem:
Take a bus to CMS, ask around for where Ajah buses are loading, tell the driver that u're to alight at Ajah roundabout. If possible board the bus with a vacant front seat so you'll sit close to the driver and sing Ajah roundabout into his ears(Na lagos You Dey). When you alight at the roundabout, there are bike men everywhere, tell any of them that you're going to XYZ plaza or Island Computer Village they should take you there. Been there once but I went with my dad in a private car. But this description will work.

thanks alot

dis ur point is true.i dey ur back

shoulx i say dis man na thief

*** CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!...
ONE MAN....
1 .Oriental Hotel,
2.Falomo Shopping Complex,
3.First Nation Airline,
4. Private Jets,
5. Lekki Concession Company,
6. Apapa Amusement Park,
7. the Renaissance Hotel,
8. the Radio Continental,
9. the TV Continental,
10.the Nation Newspaper,
11 .Ikeja Shopping Mall,
12. Alpha Beta (IGR collectors),
13. Ownership of Tejuoso Market,
14. School of Nursing & NNPC buildings,
15. N4B property located at the Queens
Drive,Lagos
16. 50% of money from all the Motor parks in
Lagos,
17. 30% of money collected by Area Boys
in bus stops from Motorists.
18. Made the daughter at her age the Iya
oloja (over looking the the age & and Yoruba
tradition of respecting aged people).
and other choice properties worth billions
of naira located within and beyond Lagos
State allegedly acquired and owned
illicitly by referenced Tinubu Ahmed......

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I am grateful today for reprinting my jamb slip and finding out that i am writing my examination on thursday march 12,2015.Time is 1:30pm.The problem is the location,i dnt knw how to go about it.The location is Island Computer College, Aja, Xyz Plaza, Ajah Roundabout, Ajah, Lagos State and i live in ebute- metta precisely near national theatre.Pls anyone with location directions and cost should help me out. Am counting on nairalanders for this help.

pls can anyone help me out here.i would like to leave for lagos this evening.bt dont know any bus stations around or which bus is best?

Cristiano Ronaldo scores his 21st, 22nd
and 23rd league goal in the season. 13
Appearances 23 Goals.
� Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored in 17
consecutive home matches in La Liga, 1 from
the record (Mariano Mart�n).
� HISTORY - Cristiano Ronaldo is the 1st Real
Madrid player in La Liga history to score in
the first 7 home appearances.
� Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 151
goals in 131 appearances at Bernabeu.
� HISTORY - Cristiano Ronaldo is the 1st
player in all history of La Liga to score 23
hat-tricks.
� Most La Liga hat-tricks: Cristiano Ronaldo:
23 (6 seasons) Di Stefano: 22 (13 seasons)
Zarra: 22 (15 seasons) Messi: 20 (11
seasons)
� HISTORY - Cristiano Ronaldo is the fastest
player in all history of La Liga to score 200
goals (178 apps).
� Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 30
career hat-tricks.
� Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 58 goals
in 56 appearances in 2014.
I call him Exceptional player. What do you call
him?

i want to travel by bus to lagos from kaduna don't know how to go about it

TheRealMrStan:
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pls am new on nairaland how do i post my own stories.pls anyone

ROZZAYY:
Lolz.
See em pot belle too much money. He s totally awesome!

which kind pot belly.fear God ooo

Katier00:
God must be a woman. Beautiful just work on the eye brow

u call dat beautiful.guy ur eye don lost