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Celebrities › Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Shades Charles Billion For Doing A Condom Advert by emmk: 5:19am On Apr 14, 2018

It's not his fault. Whoever gave him the contract should have done a background check on him.

Nairaland General › Re: Okada Rider Collides With A Jeep In Makurdi Today,dies On The Spot(pics) by emmk: 4:21am On Apr 11, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
Where is the man that owns the jeep

when you look at the pictures very well, you will see him by the left hand side of right hand when you decide to back the phone that is in the right left hand of your face.

Crime › Re: Man Kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen In Owerri, Wife Shot In The Process. Photo by emmk: 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2018

eTECTIVe:
D tym U spend trolling Igbos could b beta spent looking for sense

O my God. Bros but y?

Politics › Re: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by emmk: 4:23pm On Mar 19, 2018

Zonacom:
Mumu! Buhari replaced Boko Haram with Fulani herdsmen

he didn't replace, he renamed them.

Sports › Re: Chukwuneta Anyabolu Dies While Chasing A Man Who Duped Him In Brazil (Photos) by emmk: 6:41am On Mar 19, 2018

Becarful for nothing.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Table Barrack Obama Took ₦2,000 Meal Preserved Forever In Vietnam Eatery(Photos) by emmk: 9:13am On Mar 14, 2018

Am not hating but for heavens sake this man is human.

Crime › Re: Lady Staring At A Suspected Rapist's Joystick In Zimbabwe After His Arrest by emmk: 8:49pm On Mar 12, 2018

CastedDude:
A suspected rapist was arrested by security operatives on Friday, March 9th, while trying to rape a schoolgirl. The suspect was immediately descended upon as he was mobbed and beaten mercilessly by the people around before the police intervened.

The incident happened in Lundi, Masvingo area of Zimbabwe.

One of the passersby who was present during the arrest - was spotted enjoying the 'view' of the suspect's joystick before he was taken away by the police.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/suspected-rapist-beaten-mercilessly-by-angry-crowd-in-zimbabwe.html

All she's thinking of now is look at this stupid man. Am here looking for who will rape me and your there fooling ya self.

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Crime › Re: Lady Staring At A Suspected Rapist's Joystick In Zimbabwe After His Arrest by emmk: 8:43pm On Mar 12, 2018

CastedDude:
A suspected rapist was arrested by security operatives on Friday, March 9th, while trying to rape a schoolgirl. The suspect was immediately descended upon as he was mobbed and beaten mercilessly by the people around before the police intervened.

The incident happened in Lundi, Masvingo area of Zimbabwe.

One of the passersby who was present during the arrest - was spotted enjoying the 'view' of the suspect's joystick before he was taken away by the police. All she's thinking of now is why couldn't he rape me instead. Stupid man.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/suspected-rapist-beaten-mercilessly-by-angry-crowd-in-zimbabwe.html

Career › Re: PHOTOS: Handsome Nigerian Promoted To A Sergeant In United States Army by emmk: 7:33am On Mar 04, 2018

muhammed50:
Come back home bro. Don't be a prodigal child

by the time you look up home in the dictionary you will see that he is home alredy.

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Celebrities › Re: "Jim Iyke, Go And Marry" - Man Tells Actor. He Replies by emmk: 2:27pm On Jan 22, 2018

We can't give what we don't have. The man talked about Jim iyk getting married and Jim is talking about erectile dysfunction. Now who is suffering from erectile dysfunction.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Picture Thread To Spice Up Your Christmas by emmk: 9:29pm On Dec 25, 2017

I don laff bele die no be small.

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