₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: Kai! U don bruise me o! Ur lips b like sandpaper mehn...

hornipipe: na ur carcass i go give vulture chop

Callotti: Hmmmmmmmm! Lemme see. . . . .thinking. . . .

Mohammed Ali
Nelson Mandela
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Rachel Maddow

hornipipe: abeg shift Jare

Idowuogbo: Noting is going on my dear friend! We dey act 007 African style.Chop kiss*muahhh*

Idowuogbo: Noting is going on my dear friend! We dey act 007 African style.Chop kiss*muahhh*

ijebabe: Why do I always show up late to these things

Morgan1092: Was chatn wit my babe (nw ex) while strolling, den met dis oda fmale frnd, den wantd 2 tel ha dat am coming bk n same time talking 2 my babe. Mistakenly i said "Am CAMING bk". My babe lwd. Lol

habayommy: In the library, we were preparing for our final exams when this hot gal came τ̅☺ ask me if she cud sit on my lap. I agreed. B4 i call jack Robinson my trouser bcame wet o. The girl quickly stood up and gave me one kind of look. I was so embarrassed. . .

Chiemeka orizu: My lyf is a blunder

Sijo01: disentangle now before i ask mod to bangle you out of this trangle.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It had zero romance content. . .
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bonna4u: While in JSS2 and living in the boarding house, I sent this girl I had a crush on a plate of beans not knowing beans wasn't accepted means of showing affection then. It was when the plate of beans was returned by the girl accompanied by almost all the girls in JSS2 that I realized I should have sent a plate of rice instead.
I wished the ground had opened and swallowed me that day.

searay: How does this revuce the price of garri in the market?

Sijo01: if we mingle, we might end up tangle o...... Btw, watin b single sef?

dabrake: was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.
Unfortunately, I haven't perfected it well so, as I did it, I had completed the first half of the movement. Unto the second half, I stepped on the ball and it dragged my leg to the other extreme, leaving my 2 legs far apart.
I would have loved it that way but It didn't end. My short made that loud "kprrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa" sound . . . It got torn and my JT was exposing. Na the girls even first me notice am.
Omo, i run comot field oh

Sijo01: all join na.

harryem: can't forget tht dredful day i wz toasting a girl, n wen i tried to chuckle, catarh fell off my nose n she saw it big time!!

shaybe baby: down trodden.