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[quote author=~vicky~]they are separated [/quote]Not yet,am still investigating

[quote author=~vicky~]in your bedroom [/quote]what!! Go back, ama meet you there!

I go for suckse.x. Love will come after i become sucksexful.

[quote author=~vicky~]nice thread [/quote]where have u been miss??

gloryhouse: Hello,pls I need a mature girl not a aristo girl a serious 1 pls I stay in lagos and I work in lagos and I needed a girl that will be my angel in my life forever,pls very urgent re beg my name is azeez from lagos state,u can ping me on 305c1fc2 so that will can talk better hurry up girls,from age of 19 to 23 and she most stay in lagos this is not a joke are beg am serious pls.thanks bye.

oh Lawd have mercy!!!!!!!

freecocoa: Duh! I'm only 19 o.

in your dreams abi? Tell another lie dear

[quote author=190-the-clown]Another yawn![/quote]Guy cover your mouth,itz smelling

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Pure nonsense.
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Give the lad some credit. He tried joor

When u dey bleep her u no open thread o,small thing u don open thread. Na wa for you o!

My brother,the truth is bitter like alomo. Leave this girl alone,she is too young for all this love talk. The best thing u can do for her now is to advice her to take her studies serious.

Gbamar: Are U that sure? Kindly support your point. (quote from the Bible)

na wa for you,na everything go dey Bible? Haven't you read the part of the bible where it was written that 'everything Jesus did wasnt recorded in the Bible' (cant remember the chapter and verse) if all the things Jesus did was in the Bible then the Bible would be like 5 encyclopediaz put together.

Jesus was with his family simple. He was learning his fatherz work. Even his home people knew that he was the son of the carpenter when he came back as a preacher. 'A prophet is despised in his own town'

Lemme add this.

-You know it is a yoruba man if after drinking beer he pours water into it to make sure nothing is remaining

-You know it is a yoruba man if his mouth is always open when he pronounces anything,especially names. Test: Bimbo, Ronke, idowuogbo (ID abeg no vex)

Idowuogbo: Hehehehe!
U boring too...

hehe.

freecocoa: Too many suitors but my daddy says i'm too young .

hehe.. Too young at 38

He was with his family learning his father's handiwork (carpentry)

I will convert her first,if she wont,am not marrying!

MuhMubRaj: If he knocks a kid on d head sayin "oo le kiyon",when he pulls of his clothes for a fight and ends up not fighting

[quote author=Efemena_xy]ID is half Igbo, half Yoruba

but overall, she be Hausa / Fulani babe [/quote]haha....na wa for you o!

Idowuogbo: Boring!

ID abeg na, make we just have fun,we are not dissing. We are just picking out the funny aspects of the great yoruba people.

Idowuogbo: I take offence

mummy G.O please dont

Guys please this is just for fun,am not an igbo guy. We can also have a thread for other tribes,this is not to cause mayhem,just for fun..

cindyrella:
If he pronounce chief as skeif or fish as fix

Lwkmd!! If he pronounces 'shop' as 'chop' and 'chair' as 'share'

Particle laden,as in??

No offence to the yoruba peeps, lets just have fun,its a sunday!
You will know if its a yoruba man
-If he kneels down to receive money from the ATM machine and says thank you to the machine.

-If he postrates when greeting someone on the phone.

-If he is asked to make a sentence with blue,green and yellow and you hear, 'when i wake from my blue bed,my phone ring green green and i answer yellow!

-If he is asked his phone number and you hear 'siro hate siro tiri tiri six wan wan tiri fife fife. That is my hen te hen number'

please share yours.