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Flashaldrin: haa, leave them naaa.
When the trouble comes they will start crying for help and listening for solutions.

Assuming they didnt go for a test and they went forward to get married and raise kids, would you blame them for that too??

Flashaldrin: lol. Very simple. If they like their lives as sicklers and would love their children to be like that as well then they should by all means go ahead.
Nb: sicklers have low life expectancy rigged with several health problems.

Their love is deaf and dumb. He wants to take the risk

[quote author=Mynd_44]^^
you people are so quick to say "I love you no matter what" and also quick to deny it.
I will marry my wife cos I want to spend the rest of my life with her not because I want to have kids. If I want kids, I will get a woman some where pregnant. Its that easy[/quote]Really? Are kids not the fruit of good marriages?

cindyrella: Why will anyone want to bring innocent kids to this world to suffer?

That is the same thing their parents did. They have suffered too

Note that they have known each over 10 years now!

Am reading patiently.

So on point. I need to write this

[quote author=pearl~hapi]spy spy•did u av to spy awa ansas?whatever happened to 2 and 3[/quote]hehe. Itz called team work

I 've got so many intelligent pals on this section,please advice my cousin.

My cousin has been with his girl for years now. He wants to marry her but his genotype is SS and the lady's own is SS too. Biologically, their children will be sicklers(They will have sickle cell anaemia). He loves her so much and he cant do without her.The question is, should he go on(manage the kids) or should he quit?

Route 1 noni

Na good thing be that na, no need to buy water and fish again. Na underground thinqz go dey happen

cindyrella: Congratulations o! I go come chop rice for the naming

Abeg carry two spoons come o,our spoons don finish for house

Because u 've met 0.05% of Edo girls doesnt mean the other 99.95% are good. Sexkillz abeg borrow me ur word. This is a discombobulated thread!(what is the meaning sef??)

PortHarcourtBoy: Omo, when I was in secondary school, we read about "Elements, Compounds and Mixtures" in Osei Yaw Ababio's Chemistry text...

I became challenged to become an Inventor...

I wore my labcoat (apron), went into the Lab (Kitchen), picked up my Batch Reactor (cooking pot) and introduced the feed... 2Moles of Water and 1Mole of Garri

Stirred non-stop in the clockwise direction for 5mins

Lo and behold, my product was 3Moles of GARRIum Hydroxide

Am I not 3 much

abeg you are four much joor! Do u know that when garri reacts with methane it give 1,1 di-GARRO,tri methyl GARRANE

r231: you guys always forget that MODs are people like you and its not a paid job

FAT LIE

This thread has eaten over 1 GB of data. I smell a rat here

The bride, ladies always dream of weddings in the sky. The groom always comes back to pay coz he is the man. If you notice, ladies always smile at wedding ceremomies buh the men are always faking smiles coz they are thinking of the billz

The Biology of garri
-Garri is a carbohydrate (starch i.e a polysaccharide) and it contains carbon,hydrogen and oxygen.
-Garri gives energy and when when mixed with milk,it helps the eye with vitamin A.
-drinking garri is a balanced diet. Garri=carbohydrate, Groundnut= Protein, The oil in kuli kuli= fats and oil, Milk=vitamins and minerals, Tap water=water

physics of garri would come up shortly......dont go away!

lalaosky: TBH, i have never belonged to the garri gang or made the infamous garri speech but after seeing seun for whom he is(dictator),i now rep them and support their actions.when i started reading nairaland newly, i was heartbroken and disgusted by the tribal fights and mudslingging by folks here...it got to a point that i begged seun on a thread he opened to ban peeps that engage in this but bluetooth said everyone has freedom of speeech.even seun didnt do anything on that issue again...so how can seun who allow bigots and tribal fights to go on this forum be against the garri cabal?..its called double standard and hypocrisy!!...this is a general forum for god's sake and peeps are entitled to their opinions...if you dont like the garri statements, then dont comment on it nor quote it..just ignore it and pass..no humanbeing is the same...we have our differencies...i see thread that doesnt concern GEJ yet you will see people calling him a RETARDEEN in those threads...they dont get banned because seun and co enjoys its traffic but once garri is mentioned, they hyperventilate...i gladly and joyfully support team garri...spam every thread with your comments till seun stop being partial and ban bigots and off topics commenters.as simple as that
#teamgarriwilllivelong#

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Can u imagine ashanu seun banned me for quoting a garri activist?

What shall it profit a woman if she gains the whole nyash world and looses her soul in hell?

LAW OF COMBINING GARRI...The rate at which garri swells is directly proportional to the amount of water added and time left provided external forces are kept constant. G=KT
K=G1 T1/ G2 T2
G is measured in mudus
T is measured in seconds
K=Ms-1

calculations coming shortly,grab ur pencils

The chemistry of garri
-Garri is an element with symbol (Ga) or G4
-Garri occurs in a combined state in eba
-Garri is a group 1 element with atomic number 15. It is monoatomic
-Garri is in period 3
-The electronic configuration is 1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p3
-Garri reacts with hot water to produce eba
-It reacts with cold water in the presence of a catalyst groundnut to form 'drinking garri'

#Fact. 40% of the garri activists have been banned on this thread alone. Most of em are using their second accounts

-Statistics show that garri has been mentioned in 98% of the comments here
-seun has been mentioned in 85.53% of the comments here.

naptu2: Not only that, check out the distribution of garri topics! There's a garri topic in the business section, a couple in the general section and it's almost overwhelming the food section.

I have some suggestions:

1) Sports section: Who is the fastest garri drinker on nairaland?

2) Politics section: How does the price of garri affect the stability of government?

3) Family section: Nutritional value of garri to growing children.

4) Sexuality section: Garri as an aphrodisiac.

More to come soon.

i laugh in past tense!

Have you noticed that the number of users have increased drastically just in 1 week? Every garri activist now has close to 4 accounts, that is more money for seun and his muds. Who says seun is not making money with all these, he doesnt want it to stop, seun i dey lie??

Next2Bezee: 1. A man was killed on Sunday morning. His wife found the body and called the police. The police arrived and questioned the chef, maid, butler, and gardener. Their alibis were:
Chef - making breakfast
Maid - getting mail
Butler - setting table
Gardener - watering plants
The police immediately arrested the criminal. Who was it and how did they know?

The maid::she lied

2. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

The third, lions cannot go hungry for 3 years,na die be that o!

3. A man is leaving on a business trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport. The night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't take that flight. I had a dream last night that your plane would crash and everyone would die!" The business man cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, killing all the passengers. The man gives his watchman a $10,000 reward for saving his life, then fires him. Why?

A watchman shouldnt be sleeping talk more of dreaminq, he was fired for sleeping on duty.

malaria: I can't stand noisy pepple. They make me sick with their loudness .they talk not becos they have something reasonable 2 say but becos they want 2 talk.most a times they gossip. Not intelligent anyway .They got no secrets,brags have nothing 2 offer except their NOISE.I prefer gentle and calm people.

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