Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

360metrosports:
Mrs Omotayo Yemisi Akinwale got married in November 2012 then took-in and had 2 miscarriages.She was pregnant for the third time in August 2013,her husband later traveled to France in October 2013 since then she has been alone but at first everything seemed fine until after 9 months which extended to 1yr 4months; then her husband's family stood up against her, she went for scan & the scan didn't show baby but it showed there was something in her stomach, that was when trouble started in her husband's family

After the scan result,her hubby stopped calling that she lied to him, people started throwing stones at her but the pastor of her church who happened to be her husband's mentor, (Pastor Temitope Ojomo & Pastor James Olusegun) stood by her & some other church member. Infact God alone is worthy, God has been faithful to her, He didn't leave me throughout my troubled time. It was God, now she's healthy & her baby is pretty cute. The pastor told her husband & he said he isn't interested but she said ""i know that God who didn't leave me since 2013 won't leave now. My baby came to this world on the 19th of April. To God be the glory"

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/exclusive-photos-woman-pregnant-for-3.html

Vivalavida99:
Nigeria will canonize you in future. They were in a hurry to see you leave as if Aso rock was their father heritage, in their 'bad bele' politics, they did not remember to define the change they wanted and, they got the change they never bargained for! No amount of hatred will change the sweetness of honey. Keep enjoying your deserved life in 'retirement' Sir.

Keneking:
With our money? Does he want to enrich the billionaire? What is the conversation about?

Jonathan and his Bowlers Hat sef

Keneking:
With our money? Does he want to enrich the billionaire? What is the conversation about?

Jonathan and his Bowlers Hat sef

Cliveglobal1:


LOL, Are you new to Nairaland? This is home to all kinds of Critics

benigneOne:
So recently, as I was surfing the internet, I read that music makes love making more exciting and satisfying for both parties.

Omo, my brothers and sisters, na so I say make i try am oh..

When me and my significant other were about to start the nasty, NEPA con Bleep up, thankfully my TECNO BOOM J8 Was to the rescue, I just
played my already created playlist and we got to it (see songs in my playlist below).

The way the thing take sweet, i no even understand. The music made it really intense and passionate + that phone is wonderful, thye speakers felt like an actual home theatre.

Right now, I can't stop smiling at the memories from last night, I decided to share this to help someone add spice to their love life.\

MY PLAYLIST

"Pony," Ginuwine

"Ignition Remix," R. Kelly

"Thinking About You," Frank Ocean

"Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon

"Sure Thing," Miguel

"Earned It," The Weeknd

"Good Kisser," Usher

"Let's Stay Together," Al Green

"Rocket," Beyoncé

"Love Me Like You Do," Ellie Goulding

"Let's Get It On," Marvin Gaye

"Love and Happiness," Al Green

"Meet Me in the Middle," Jessie Ware

"Lost Without U," Robin Thicke

"Where You Belong," The Weeknd

"I'm on Fire," AWOLNATION

"No Diggity," Chet Faker
"The Moneymaker," Rilo Kiley

"Gooey," Glass Animals

"Take Me to Church," Hozier

"Nirvana," Sam Smith

"Best I Ever Had," Drake

"Rehab," Rihanna

"Unchained Melody," The Righteous Brothers

"Prayer in C," Lilly Wood and the Prick

"Fever," Peggy Lee

"Adorn," Miguel

"Little Bit," Lykke Li

"Wait," M83

"Fade Into You," Mazzy Star

Feel free to add songs, for those already in the game.