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Well I'm a girl,an I'm tellin' you that if you shot straight for me,you likely gon get shot down,crashin' tuh the ground you would go.

Talk to them first don't just shoot from the barrel.Askin' for a date,numbers,bbm etc.She doesn't know you,she likely not compelled to,you haven't given her reason.
.Let her know you a bit,get ta know her a bit.
Who knows you might not even like her after.

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I wrote my jamb exam on the 1st of march, i haven't seen my score. I tried using their site, but it keeps saying "no result yet..." Meanwhile I checked for someone who wrote on the 2nd and his result was out...
What should i do??

1. Make Notepad your Personal Diary
Do you want a diary in your computer? Notepad can be turned into a personal logbook by simple
steps. Everything you type will be saved with the particular date and time.
Follow these steps to make notepad your diary:
1. Open Notepad
2. In the first line, type “.LOG”
3. Save the file as “log.txt”
2. Password-protected Folder using Notepad
You can protect the files and folders in your computer by using this Notepad trick. A password-
protected folder is created using few lines of code and you can keep your important stuff safe.
Type the following code. Instead of “fossBytes” written in the code, type in the password of your
wish. Save the file as private.bat and choose File type as All Files (*.*). Double click on the file
private.bat. A Private folder will be created in which you can move the files and folders that you
want to protect. Now, a password will be required to open this folder.

@ECHO OFF
title Folder Private
if EXIST “Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}” goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Private goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure you want to lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p “cho=>”
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Private “Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}”
attrib +h +s “Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}”
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to unlock folder
set/p “pass=>”
if NOT %pass%==fossBytes goto FAIL
attrib -h -s “Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}”
ren “Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}” Private
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Private
echo Private created successfully
goto End
:End
3. The Matrix Effect
‘Matrix’ movie fan? Create your own window of random strings of green digits displayed all
over.
Type the following code, save the file as .bat, open the saved file and see the Matrix magic!
(You can find the saved file by performing a simple search in start menu).

@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
%random% %random% %random%
goto start
4. Shutdown your Computer with a Message
Don’t you find the process of shutting down too tedious? Open Start menu, Click on Turn Off
button, Click Ok! Why not just double click an icon! Follow the steps and you can shut down
your system by just double clicking on an icon. Also, a message of your choice will be
displayed.
Open Notepad, type the following code and save the file with any name but with extension .bat

@echo off
msg * Computer will now shut down
shutdown -c “Sweet Dreams. Take care.” –s
5. Pop out the CD Drive continuously
Play a prank with your friends and make their computer’s CD drive open and close repeatedly.
Open Notepad, type the following code and save the file with extension .vbs Then open the file.
It will make CD drive pop out continuously. To stop the process, open Windows Task Manager
(Ctrl+Alt+Delete) and end wscript.vbs process.

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
6. Text to Speech using Notepad
What if your computer speaks what you type! Follow these steps and Notepad will speak to you:

1. Open Notepad and type the following command.
Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox(“What should I speak?”,”Speak to me”)
Set sapi=CreateObject(“ sapi.spvoice”)
sapi.Speak message
2. Save the file as speak.vbs
3. Open the file, type the sentence you want Notepad to speak and click OK.
7. Shortcuts for Changing Header and Footer in Notepad
Open Page Setup from File menu and use the following codes in the header and footer fields for
the particular purpose:

&d Print the current date
&t Print the current time
&f Print the name of the document
&p Print the page number
&l Left-align the characters that follow
&c Center the characters that follow
&r Right-align the characters that follow
8. “Bush hid the facts” Trick
This trick is one of most popular tricks of Notepad. Follow these steps to use the trick:
1. Open Notepad.
2. Type “bush hid the facts” or “this app can break”.
3. Save the file and close it.
4. Open the file again.
What happens is when you open the saved file again, you see some different characters instead
of what you had typed and saved (i.e. bush hid the facts or this app can break). This happens
due to 4-3-3-5 string length bug in old versions of Windows.
9. Toggle Capslock
You can make the Capslock key of your keyboard toggle repeatedly by just typing a simple code
in the Notepad.
Type this code in Notepad and save the file as .vbs Open the saved file. See what happens on
using Capslock key

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript .sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop
10. Fake Windows Error Message
Type the following command in Notepad and save the file as error.vbs then Open the saved file
and your fake error message will appear.

X=Msgbox(“Press OK and Windows will restart now.”,0+16,“There is a serious problem in
your system”)

In a blog post, programmer Gurwinder Gulati shared his
quest to make a Python-powered personal assistant for
himself in 2016. He calls his AI assistant Samwise and
explains the coding process in three parts: Jarvis’s
Mouth, Jarvis’s Ears, and Jarvis’s Brain.
As the name suggests, Jarvis’s Mouth deals with text-to-
speech conversion process. While many Python libraries
are available that offer voice recognition and speech
synthesis, Mr. Gulati chose to move ahead with pyttsx —
an offline, free and open source resource. It’s also
updated to work with Python 3. To use it, you need to
install JPercent’s version of pyttsx by running the
command pip install pyttsx. For Windows, you
should install PyWin32 and Microsoft Speech API.
For speech recognition/Jarvis’s ears, you need to use
SpeechRecognition. This great resource offers the
freedom to use Sphinx project to convert the audio input
into a text. You can also use Google services and Wit.ai
to do the same with the help of SpeechRecognition.
Now that you’ve got everything you need, let’s take a
look at Jarvis’s Brain which is basically the code written
by Mr. Gulati. You can assemble the above-mentioned
resources and libraries to create your own AI assistant.

Take a look:

import speech_recognition
import pyttsx
speech_engine = pyttsx.init( 'sapi5'
speech_engine.setProperty( 'rate' , 15
def speak(text):
speech_engine.say(text)
speech_engine.runAndWait()
recognizer = speech_recognition.Reco
def listen():
with speech_recognition.Mic
recognizer.adjust_
audio = recognizer
try :
return recognizer.
# or: return recog
except speech_recognition.U
print( "Could not u
except speech_recognition.R
print( "Recog Error
return ""
speak( "Say something!" )
speak( "I heard you say " + listen()