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RomanceRe: Sexual Needs! by emmyjojo(m): 10:32am On Dec 12, 2008
come on guys, sex is not all there is to a relationship.
Jokes EtcRe: Doctor And Paient by emmyjojo(m): 10:21am On Dec 12, 2008
tyty, how much u wan sell that ur slippers sef?
RomanceRe: How Long Can U Wait 4 A Girl U Love by emmyjojo(m): 8:23pm On Dec 02, 2008
why wait when am not Godot. nna let d party begining.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be Dating A Lady Without Touching Her? by emmyjojo(m): 8:18pm On Nov 14, 2008
i lived all my life in d north,n can categorically tell u dat most of those girls who wont shake u in public can give u d wildest banging u'v experienced yet, in d closet
RomanceRe: Love Is Wicked by emmyjojo(m): 6:12pm On Nov 14, 2008
ruv iz wicked, chei, nna na today u know? dalo!
RomanceRe: Am A Virgin At 30 by emmyjojo(m): 5:46pm On Oct 10, 2008
virgineo at 30, why do u torture yourself so? you mean in the midst of plenty, u've been starving urself. you know d first thing on your mind is to get on top of your babe and give her a good f***k. dont u know it is better to bang than to burn with lust? take my advice, u need to sample so u dont get married to a man.
RomanceRe: Recharge Card After The First Date by emmyjojo(m): 5:13pm On Oct 10, 2008
thats a cheap girl
Jokes EtcWhat Does He Mean by emmyjojo(op): 12:18pm On Oct 03, 2008
FARMER:lets go to the farm.
SON: Do i look like a farmer?am still young and needs to enjoy myself, i cant spoil my hands for anything.
(the father approaches him everyday and gets same answer, then came the time for him to pay his WAEC fees. he talks to his father for money, but the old man wouldn't say a word to him, finally he throws tantrum, threatening lightening and thunder. the father looked at him and said in between laughter
FATHER: He who do he, do he. (he walks out on him still laughing.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by emmyjojo(m): 11:40am On Oct 03, 2008
bravado
RomanceRe: Still Remember Your Firstlove? by emmyjojo(m): 8:57pm On Sep 15, 2008
yeah! she taught me never 2 trust another woman completely, and i havn't done since den. she dealt wit ma heart. poor innocent me. cry cry
RomanceRe: Ladies I Need your Advice Urgently Pleaseee.....it killing me by emmyjojo(m): 4:48pm On Sep 03, 2008
enough of the blames, deed's been done n d consequences she's suffering right now is all d lesson she needs. i suggest u go thru all d suggestions here n pick what u need n please pray,u'll b surprised at d solution God can bring ur way.
RomanceRe: For Guys (strictly) by emmyjojo(op): 7:56pm On Sep 02, 2008
akudo1:
EMMY, You KNOW THAT CONSIDERING THE FACT You DO NOT HAVE A JOB,I PERSONALLY DO NOT HTINK You HAVE A CHOICE HERE AND I'M SO VERY SURE THTAT UR THING WONT BE MORE THAN AN INCH LONG.DONT ALLOW ME TO WASH UR DIRTY LINING ON THIS PAGE. lipsrsealed
silence is d best answer 4 a foooooooooooooooooool lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: For Guys (strictly) by emmyjojo(op): 8:24pm On Aug 31, 2008
who ask 4 ur opinion. ar u a he? take ur backside elsewhere,u ar out of ur jurisdiction
RomanceFor Guys (strictly) by emmyjojo(op): 7:55pm On Aug 31, 2008
guys,lets here those thins u cant stand in a babe. for me
1-overbearing
2-overdemanding (money wise)
3-snub
4-pretense
5-fat
6-dirty
will b back wit more,
RomanceRe: A Guy That We've Not Seen But Says We Love Each Other. by emmyjojo(m): 7:41pm On Aug 31, 2008
u absolutely true, d meeting is like d consumation u know.
RomanceRe: A Guy That We've Not Seen But Says We Love Each Other. by emmyjojo(m): 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2008
akiro:
It's absurd and i can't just fathom how u could fall in love with somebody you have not seen physically before.
Listen, and don't get carried away with tales by moonlight. The use of the word LOVE has been bastardized by a lot of people especially Nairalanders.
LOVE is a deep thing, and certainly INTERNET LOVE is not deep enough.

Anny, tread carefully!
On this internet, there are many pythons- beware!!!!!!
like i said, love comes in mysterious ways.there is no codified formular 4 love. dat u ar ignorant of its existence doesnt make it non existent. if d guy is a fraud, she will find out herself. they will meet somday wont they?
Christianity EtcRe: My Girlfriend Says Her New Church Is "celestian" Or Something by emmyjojo(m): 5:51pm On Aug 31, 2008
oziomatv:
I prefare Cherubim & Seraphim and Celestian churches (all white garment churches)than all these mushroom new generation born again churches that go ahead deceiving their members with fake miracles and promises of rich that only the pastor get rich at last while members keep hoping on.
guy na where dem de deceive people pass 4 mirracles, no be white garment church? POSTER:dem go soon invite u com baff 4 river wit virgin lizard n pregnant mosquitoes grin grin grin no take off.
RomanceRe: Are Men Simply Heartless Or Are Women Simply Stupid And Gullible? by emmyjojo(m): 5:42pm On Aug 31, 2008
who says d girl is more stupid, i think d guy is as stupid as she, 4 exposing his wife n unborn children to d dangers of unprotected sex n distrupting d peace of his home.4 all we know d gir culd b a carrier of 1 of dem deadly std's. they both equally foolish.
RomanceRe: I've Had Enough Of Men! by emmyjojo(m): 5:23pm On Aug 31, 2008
girl, get a life! grow up!! men aint d answer,u are. what do u want from men? u can hate us,but u cant live witout us. d silution is within u girl.
Jokes EtcRe: Good And Bad Odour by emmyjojo(m): 3:01pm On Aug 29, 2008
IBK please close dat tin na, c as everybody don fall under d annointing, na only me remain, staggers out,
Jokes EtcRe: Toto Blow Whistle by emmyjojo(m): 2:24pm On Aug 29, 2008
gabryee, curiosity killed d cat. must u know evrytin, if u insist com over to nija n find out hw it happens. am offering my services for free. pls accept it
RomanceRe: A Guy That We've Not Seen But Says We Love Each Other. by emmyjojo(m): 11:41am On Aug 28, 2008
love comes in myserious ways my dear.hav seen a couple who met in the net, and are married today. open up ur heart to love, but be careful.

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