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the way she looks into my eyes, wit those pleading eyes,makes me want to forgive her before she asks, and d way she utter those words 'AM SORRY', can melt a heart of stone

a lady who loves u will respect u. END OF DISCUSSION.

clear, d guy Bleep up, but d sister is either a bitch or a dummy. d wife has got everytin to fight 4 n i bet u, d guy will come to his senses once she disloses the pregnancy to him.

lying is an habitual action,so is telling the truth,and habits can be learnt. but u must also learn to b diplomatic wit words.

women used 2 b d mor faithful sex in relationships,but dat was long ago b4 d feminist movement. to tell u d truth,i dont know who is supposed to be mor faithful.wait, i have d answer, THE MUGU IN THE RELATIONSHIP SHOULD B D FAITHFUL ONE

nice one

mandate

i hope d ladies are reading this cos we've had enough rules from their end. ladies must know dat we know alltheir tricks, we're just playing along foe d sake of peace. thanks man.

those people wen go de look u but dem eye de 4 another place, 4 christmas eve one guy wit him half past four eyes de cut meat, so him com call ituen make ituen hold meat 4 am make him cut. ituen hold meat 4 d guy,but as d guy raise knife up, ituen come see say na him hand d guy de look insted of meat, he com ask d guy say bross, abeg na where u want to cut, na him d guy answer say, na where my eyes de now. trust ituen, see take off.




one village boy was appointed by the labour master to supervise his classmates working in the school,he soon discovered dat som of dem were working while others were walking about doing noting,so he went to report to the labour master.not knowing how to distinctly pronounce working from walking, he said: excuse me sir, some are working while some are waka.

akwai wata, sunan ta lia ne, lia de sistan ta sun je yawo sai sukan dawo gida de dare, sun fara buga gate, sai baban su ya taci daga baci. sun fara magana:
BABA: Waye ne?
LIA: Baba, sulia ne.
BABA: Sulian wa?
LIA: Sulian ka.





a pastor and his members were gong out on evangelism to preach to a riverine village. on their way in a boat in the middle of the ocean, they were singing excitedly.
PASTOR: Jesus power
ALL: super power,
PASTOR: witches power
ALL: powerless power, powerless power.
the song went on and on then the pastor said,
PASTOR: mammywater power
ALL: Silence,
the pastor repeated it, sill no answer. members starts looking at d sea around them and towards the pastor for him to understand but he would't. angrilyhe said i will answer if no body wants to, but before he finished a membe shouted at him. Shut up there! must you provke a mammy water in the water?

get me right, i know i cant marry her, but how do i get her off my back 4 guud, what do u think is the best approach

when i waas still in the university, i had this girl i luved so much, but because i was igbo and she was yoruba, her parents stood agains the relationship, and although i told her several times that our love can prevail over this storm, she left me and her parents forced a yoruba gyu on her. today am a graduate and working in a bank, also in a better relationship. but she has come back saying she made a mistake and is willing to brave d wildest sea to make the relationship work. nothing i hve said or done to make her forget me has worked. please i need advice

how can my sweet preetie little baby transform to d image of my mom. da is saying she is too old for me. she is my baby, little girl, nkem, luv, preetie girl, wyfi, sweetie pie. imagine her calling me dady, plase dont start.

had crushes on two girls, the first was queen,we attended same xtra mural classes in the primary school. we both would always stare at each other in classes and will always walk home 2gether. wenever no one was watching, we would hold hands,and it felt so good. last time i saw, after many years, i was walking with my babe.we just stared at each other smiling. she looked so different now and i wouldnt want her. the other was called ladi , we shared same sit in ss1. it was clear to everyone in class that this two were dying 4 each other, but i never told her what i felt. last christmass i saw her, and it was sweet memories all d way, she blamed me for not being man enough to tell her how i felt, i also blamed her for not telling me her mind.it was fun, but she is married now and i have a girl am crazy about.

clementina or clement, he or she, him or her. na which one u b? tell me make i knw wether i go tender my application or make i tear am now. i command u

mykali, i no no say u b sage.this ya wisdom is 2 much. keep dem coming, nice one

pastor, pls i have one million naira, 2 give to any pastor that can discern and cure my ailness.if u tell me the ailness n cure it den u are a really really man of the gods and i will b ur evangelism leader. HOLY.