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Jokes EtcRe: A Dying Man by emmyjojo(m): 7:39pm On Dec 13, 2010
make una free dis guy na, which kain bad mouth people dei here? chimps u try jo
RomanceRe: Most Annoying Things Women Do by emmyjojo(m): 8:24pm On Jul 28, 2009
na wa oh! wetin we no hate about women? make we take am easy sha; nobody be saint,and no matter hw evil a woman is, there is still a lot of good in her. my babe i must confess is a better person compared to me.she is not perfect, but i know i am worse.
CultureRe: Why Is It That Most Guyz Dont Appreciate Virginity ? by emmyjojo(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2009
whats all dis virgin talk? character is d koko.virginity dont make u a better person or better wife or husband.life is too short not to enjoy its fruits. wake up!
Jokes EtcRe: Who Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 4:23pm On Apr 02, 2009
i dont even know where to start casting the demons out of your body. sad
Jokes EtcRe: Who Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2009
romade, pls beg me na. if u beg me i wontfast again. grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 3:54pm On Apr 02, 2009
critcs of a good man. if u dont apologize,i will fast fifty days and fifty nights on your head
Jokes EtcRe: Who Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 3:52pm On Apr 02, 2009
so u guys didnt c d remix i did
Jokes EtcRe: Who Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 3:34pm On Apr 02, 2009
naijababe2 but we were 2gether in church d day it happened na.why are u pretending
angry
Jokes EtcWho Send Am by emmyjojo(op): 12:13pm On Apr 02, 2009
the pastor of a church announced that they were to fast for forty days and forty nights.
on the third day,everyone was looking faint, so the pastor began shouting at them
that they must fast for forty days because jesus fasted for forty days.
Pastor: he fasted! he fasted!! so u must fast for forty days and forty nights!
an old man almost dead from hunger angrily rose up and shouted back at the pastor
Old man: who send am? i say who send am!! if he wan kill himself wetin concern us, we go die follow am
RomanceRe: What Could Be The Reason? by emmyjojo(m): 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2009
poster
luv should b a 50-50, or minimum 60-40. learn to treath her like she does to u. perhaps she feels u ar suffocating her;get close to other ladies around, go have fun wit bigger chicks and make sure d gist gets to her.get a life man and dont kill urself over a campus chick who is right now enjoying all d attention in the world
Jokes EtcRe: Facial Expression by emmyjojo(m): 4:45pm On Feb 19, 2009
trust me, dat was my hand work
LiteratureRe: My Lust by emmyjojo(op): 12:23pm On Feb 13, 2009
Today alone i lonely stand
empty in the midst of plenty
though my friends surpass the seashore
alone i must stand to stand
for my interest alone in my heart lie

Alone alone on an endless plane
alone like a lone star in the vast sky
my future alone on me depends
i am the only player in this game
and the world around my spectator

if i fail alone i fail
for no one but me the failure bear
so alone my mind on me depends
and i must look up to me alone
to build the world i must live
for alone i lonely stand
LiteratureMy Lust by emmyjojo(op): 6:04pm On Feb 12, 2009
Confusion they say is a dilemma
                                         Love they say is an enigma
                                         Our hearts like a jar
                                         can't hold two drums of water

                                         An enemy has risen within me
                                         That enemy my lustful heart
                                         No not the devil but my lustful heart

                                         Oh God deliver my eyes
                                         For it has lusted after the flesh
                                         My flesh yearns for pleasure
                                         That flickers and is gone
                                         I don't want to lose my love to lust.

please comments, how am i faring?
LiteratureRe: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by emmyjojo(m): 5:13pm On Feb 12, 2009
u see am so used to reading jokes o the jokes segment.apologize for my mistake. nice poems. will post some of my works later
LiteratureRe: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by emmyjojo(m): 5:10pm On Feb 12, 2009
where have i been all this while, this is the place for me. nice jokes dudes
RomanceRe: Most Annoying Things Women Do by emmyjojo(m): 3:59pm On Feb 10, 2009
bebe 2007, your profile reads u ar a he, so why ar u impersonating a she?
RomanceRe: Most Annoying Things Women Do by emmyjojo(m): 3:57pm On Feb 10, 2009
bebe2007, your profile reads u ar a she, so why ar u impersonating a she.
RomanceRe: Don't Go Without Telling Me What To Do by emmyjojo(m): 3:02pm On Feb 10, 2009
if u luv d guy d way he is, den why not?
Jokes EtcRe: Mama Jokes by emmyjojo(m): 7:10pm On Feb 04, 2009
your mama mess, akpu fly gate
your mama tutun-bele like hallelujah band
your mama so mumu i mess she take torch de find am
RomanceRe: How Can One Satisfy A Woman And Live In Peace With Her by emmyjojo(m): 7:45pm On Jan 25, 2009
play by d rules; i mean her rules. and hone ur skills in bedmatics. it works like magic.
RomanceRe: My Romantic Picture Of The Week by emmyjojo(m): 7:30pm On Jan 25, 2009
i really do not understand ur definition of romantic embarassed embarassed
Jokes EtcTrue Story Of Adam N Eve by emmyjojo(op): 7:57pm On Jan 22, 2009
after eve chop d fruit finish, eyes com tear,she com c say snake de look her poporipor com de lick tongue de smile. piam! na so she take off gather fresh leaves cover her thing. "Adam! Adam!! she begin shout. d mugu don waka fa de play with ducky, fowl, de roll 4 potopoto with pig, com de measure him thing with monkey own. na so eve sight her man de fool himsef. she provoke no be small, "ah! which kind mumu b this, de disgrace de fool himself wit, oh my god!" na so she dive am begin de slap am de shout fool! fool!! put fruit for him mouth "chop make u get sense."
RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Friend Is Falling In Love With Me.hurray. by emmyjojo(m): 3:37pm On Jan 22, 2009
I once wore those shoes; had a girl and three of her friends gave me d come-on.hw did it end, i lost everyone of them cos i was caught and caught. grin grin grin man u ar doomed sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Must A Person Consider The "parent Factor" Before Going Into A Relationship? by emmyjojo(m): 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2009
i'd listen to their opinion, but its what i want dat counts; dis is about me, not my parent
Jokes EtcRe: Sneaking In by emmyjojo(m): 11:18am On Dec 16, 2008
i'v been trying to do dat for years too grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by emmyjojo(m): 10:53am On Dec 16, 2008
Gab, is dat ur bombom? congratulations; ur rare ass just won u d miss world beauty pagaent, how come all d others stepped down for you? u da bomb!!!
RomanceRe: Pls Help, She Is Slipping Away! by emmyjojo(m): 7:31pm On Dec 12, 2008
man u must learn to b patient, especially wit women. i think u should accept that u were wrong. apologize, tell her u reacted so foolishly cos u luv her 2 much and cant bare d thought of losing her. tell her 2 name her price, n u will beat your path 2 d ends of d earth 2 make it up 2 her. and pls send her a gift she will appreciate before u begin, dat will prepare d way 4 u. fight 4 whats yours man.
RomanceRe: will i loose her if we dont make love b4 she leaves? by emmyjojo(m): 7:11pm On Dec 12, 2008
guy if u luv her, let her go; if she's urs, she will come back 2 u. hwever if all u dream about all day n night is making luv 2 her, den talk to her about it. but b ready 2 accept wat she gives 2 u. n remember u hav no business being in dat relationship if u don't trust her.

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