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make una free dis guy na, which kain bad mouth people dei here? chimps u try jo |
na wa oh! wetin we no hate about women? make we take am easy sha; nobody be saint,and no matter hw evil a woman is, there is still a lot of good in her. my babe i must confess is a better person compared to me.she is not perfect, but i know i am worse. |
whats all dis virgin talk? character is d koko.virginity dont make u a better person or better wife or husband.life is too short not to enjoy its fruits. wake up! |
i dont even know where to start casting the demons out of your body. ![]() |
romade, pls beg me na. if u beg me i wontfast again. ![]() |
critcs of a good man. if u dont apologize,i will fast fifty days and fifty nights on your head |
so u guys didnt c d remix i did |
naijababe2 but we were 2gether in church d day it happened na.why are u pretending ![]() |
the pastor of a church announced that they were to fast for forty days and forty nights. on the third day,everyone was looking faint, so the pastor began shouting at them that they must fast for forty days because jesus fasted for forty days. Pastor: he fasted! he fasted!! so u must fast for forty days and forty nights! an old man almost dead from hunger angrily rose up and shouted back at the pastor Old man: who send am? i say who send am!! if he wan kill himself wetin concern us, we go die follow am |
poster luv should b a 50-50, or minimum 60-40. learn to treath her like she does to u. perhaps she feels u ar suffocating her;get close to other ladies around, go have fun wit bigger chicks and make sure d gist gets to her.get a life man and dont kill urself over a campus chick who is right now enjoying all d attention in the world |
trust me, dat was my hand work |
Today alone i lonely stand empty in the midst of plenty though my friends surpass the seashore alone i must stand to stand for my interest alone in my heart lie Alone alone on an endless plane alone like a lone star in the vast sky my future alone on me depends i am the only player in this game and the world around my spectator if i fail alone i fail for no one but me the failure bear so alone my mind on me depends and i must look up to me alone to build the world i must live for alone i lonely stand |
Confusion they say is a dilemma Love they say is an enigma Our hearts like a jar can't hold two drums of water An enemy has risen within me That enemy my lustful heart No not the devil but my lustful heart Oh God deliver my eyes For it has lusted after the flesh My flesh yearns for pleasure That flickers and is gone I don't want to lose my love to lust. please comments, how am i faring? |
u see am so used to reading jokes o the jokes segment.apologize for my mistake. nice poems. will post some of my works later |
where have i been all this while, this is the place for me. nice jokes dudes |
bebe 2007, your profile reads u ar a he, so why ar u impersonating a she? |
bebe2007, your profile reads u ar a she, so why ar u impersonating a she. |
if u luv d guy d way he is, den why not? |
your mama mess, akpu fly gate your mama tutun-bele like hallelujah band your mama so mumu i mess she take torch de find am |
play by d rules; i mean her rules. and hone ur skills in bedmatics. it works like magic. |
i really do not understand ur definition of romantic ![]() |
after eve chop d fruit finish, eyes com tear,she com c say snake de look her poporipor com de lick tongue de smile. piam! na so she take off gather fresh leaves cover her thing. "Adam! Adam!! she begin shout. d mugu don waka fa de play with ducky, fowl, de roll 4 potopoto with pig, com de measure him thing with monkey own. na so eve sight her man de fool himsef. she provoke no be small, "ah! which kind mumu b this, de disgrace de fool himself wit, oh my god!" na so she dive am begin de slap am de shout fool! fool!! put fruit for him mouth "chop make u get sense." |
I once wore those shoes; had a girl and three of her friends gave me d come-on.hw did it end, i lost everyone of them cos i was caught and caught. man u ar doomed ![]() |
i'd listen to their opinion, but its what i want dat counts; dis is about me, not my parent |
i'v been trying to do dat for years too ![]() |
Gab, is dat ur bombom? congratulations; ur rare ass just won u d miss world beauty pagaent, how come all d others stepped down for you? u da bomb!!! |
man u must learn to b patient, especially wit women. i think u should accept that u were wrong. apologize, tell her u reacted so foolishly cos u luv her 2 much and cant bare d thought of losing her. tell her 2 name her price, n u will beat your path 2 d ends of d earth 2 make it up 2 her. and pls send her a gift she will appreciate before u begin, dat will prepare d way 4 u. fight 4 whats yours man. |
guy if u luv her, let her go; if she's urs, she will come back 2 u. hwever if all u dream about all day n night is making luv 2 her, den talk to her about it. but b ready 2 accept wat she gives 2 u. n remember u hav no business being in dat relationship if u don't trust her. |

