deawesomest:


Hi EmmyNoah,
My friend got posted in batch B 2015 to Adamawa and camped in Taraba. There was automatic redeployment on the basis of insecurity. However, I'd advice against it because he didn't get the exact state he wanted and got posted to a village to teach because all the good PPA's had been taken in the new state he got. It's better to stay in Adamawa and get a really good PPA IMHO because a lot of people leave. Good luck.

PS: Go to camp first and you can redeploy after camp.

Thanks, what a relief....................no p, will work dat out wen d time comes

deawesomest:


Hi EmmyNoah,
My friend got posted in batch B 2015 to Adamawa and camped in Taraba. There was automatic redeployment on the basis of insecurity. However, I'd advice against it because he didn't get the exact state he wanted and got posted to a village to teach because all the good PPA's had been taken in the new state he got. It's better to stay in Adamawa and get a really good PPA IMHO because a lot of people leave. Good luck.

PS: Go to camp first and you can redeploy after camp.

Thanks, what a relief....................no p, I got ma self a place here in Lasgidi.

ADAMAWA corpers let's meet on whatsapp 08181417086. We are to camp in taraba state, let's help each others out with info.


Drop ur numbers, text or call

ADAMAWA (to camp in Taraba) pls ooo my mum is freaking out already, I'm still trying to convince her abt redeployment.
Guys pls I hope this would b possible or do I need to runs it or get a fake doctors report?...............
Pls a reply would b helpful asap.

Ewwoooooooo!!!! Chaiiiiiiii!! Have just been posted to ADAMAWA state to camp in Taraba

Redeployment is a priority

LeoFish92:

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Guy, you are damn too observant, I love people with deductive reasoning like yours, one crate of chocolate for you [/colour]

Bros I go need dat chocolate oo, Nysc has frustrated me to d limit where I could sell those chocolate on d street.

BornMarch15:

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Arrant Rubbish Writeup. (ARW)

Oboooooyyyyyy!!!!!! See Apkako
NYSC! NYSC! NYSC!

innosaint27:



Gerrarahia b4 I break native pot 4 ya head. Mtcheeeew!

hahahaha Abeg my belle dey pain me oooo. Native pot, lolz e get one way my great grand mother use give my grand mother, she come give my mother, very strong solid pot......I fit donate am on top d guy head in case dat ur own no bring out blood from him coconut head

NYSC were very smart.
*they new what they were doing all along, they gambled.
1) D system was uncertain: changing of date b4 call up letter finally came out.
2) When it finally came out: everybody dashboard shows print call up but in a few minute it disappeared from most dashboard.
3) D call up letter printed as @ then did not indicate stream 1 (just Batch A)
4) They sent 2 different messages: the one with date and the one without date to PCM who couldn't print there CUL
5) The one with date must have been a mistake as d date was later change 4rm 13thmay to 14th may and changed again to bla-bla-bla- in due course.
6) Rumours can turn into facts
7) No official statement up till now to clarify d air or apologise 4 d delay
NTA and other station including NYSC mention d so called stream 1 as 2016 BATCH A CLOSING CEREMONY.(No stream 1 indicated)
9) NYSC DG visited virtually all the states during stream1 nysc orientation camp, so which state he wan come visit for stream 2...?
10) We just got served!!!!!!!!
*So my people Nysc played us like CR7 and Messi because they new when we start making noise we will have no choice and it would have been late
*i just got 2 figure dis out by thinking and worrying too much.....wo mo ti gba fun Olorun.
* Anything them like let them do (welcome to Nigeria where anything goes)

Fraiser:
I pray so too, wetin I no understand b say is it possible for nysc to call d few ones going to dos 3 state stream2? If dey will go as stream 1 as speculated by som pple so why did dey write stream 2 on d time table?

Bros rumours are not facts, even d nysc ppl self dey work hard not to fail us if nt dem 4 don release statement officially but if eventually dey do then it was beyound there power as this present government has really define Change for me, I thought I know what change means until 2016.

Fraiser:
pls did u receive sms wit date cos my dashboard is loading swiftly o

Yes I did but also received another one (to print in due course)

.....Bros no tell me say u dey fall 4 dat IDP Catshit!
All of us will go or all of us will not.
No chance to drop any behind.

D site no dey open my dashboard again ooo


Oluwa biko dan Allah do something positive soon ooo

Aieboocaar:


Am really beginning to see u as an idiot! An agent of negativity! An enemy of progress!!


Sorry bro but u just lost my love and respekt for u
#cheers

Watin cause dis one now, no b ask e ask u to drop d info so he can call d same number too, even U your self no get respect so which respect u lose 4 am,............U no try ooo. Where this maturity dey now....?

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

Ahhhh! That means they are really feeling d heat on social media, my dear u better join us, with this I go heat d internet wit full force just to make my voice heard........
Bleep mr XYZ

When I first heard the word PSYCHOLOGY. I spelt "Sychology". I didn't know there was a 'silent' letter "P".
When Buhari and APC promised ₦45 as PMS pump price. I didn't also know there was a 'silent' hundred naira
before it!
When NYSC said 13th-21th may I didn't knw there was a silent 2017
But now, I've learnt my lessons!!
‪#‎ APCdeceit‬

innosaint27:




With all due respect, I think this comment of yours is fantastically poisonous sir. Many on this thread times without number glorified you for delivering on this platform key information that turned out true. Some even say when you speak it is as though a god has spoken & their doubts & worried is cleared instantly.
But in the course of this heart troubling season of longsuffering & waiting for the printing of CUL, you posted on Thursdays & said by way of paraphrasing "whether you got an SMS or not everyone shall be able to print their cul from 2pm tomorrow, 13th May." That information of yours never got the supply of oxygen to become true. We didn't cruxify you on that & neither did we stop singing your praise.
Therefore, I'd like to say that you didn't display maturity in your comment quoted & you must know that, NO MAN HAS 100% KNOWLEDGE OF WHATEVER HE THINKS HE KNOWS!
I like to encourage everyone here to be strong, be of good cheer and courageous, don't you forget that God's will for you is greater than your biggest desire.
Thank you sir!

I feel like crying........its just like watching telemundo, nice piece bro.

omo....mehnnn!!!! Make I just wake up tomorrow come see message from nysc 'dear**** U can now print your call up letter, login on our site with your password nysc.org.ng'............chaii!!!!!! Ske-le-le-le skelewu- skelewu eah!!! Shakiti bobo month fe ra ferari bobo.. come add one better shoki ehhH shoki oya shoki chai!!!! U dey feel am omo see grooovving, serious gbedu.....faji elele U dey feel am, U dey feel am



Kai nysc see waiting una turn me to

Fraiser:
lolssssss baba I go give u d link to ISIS in syria dos guys are really looking for fighters...

But I need to execute d project in Nigeria NYSC Abuja........at noon a working day where all d staff I mean all including cleaner will be on duty...........................baba how u see am.

guys I don't no what's wrong with me oo, have not put up a smile for 3days now, I don't even greet anyone @ home no more, my face has been so strong even my younger ones dey fear to greet me 'bros good morning'..............plus
I have been watching videos on youtube on how to shoot gun, use d knife and also how to make bomb!..............

. Am I trying to turn in a terrorist because of nysc

Precious91:
For this comment,I dash you any babe you like for here.Just point and I will sign it @EmmyNoah

Lolzzz, way dat girl wey dem say na yemi Alade look a like

Crisis In a crisis# I'm disappointed by this attitude displayed by some of us here, so adi bin we dey protest 4 street na so una 4 divide us, waitin com cause quater now, 'it is often wise to b quite' but una wan show una cursing spirit 4 dis holy sunday...........abeg Nysc is enough headeach already.
Be peaceful

CUL should b d no.1 priority right now.

maccabi:
Due course / because ur not in stream 1


Mtcheeew , me just dey put my *Justin bieber - love yourself * on repeat until my bat3 drains off

Omo...... I love that song, its a good song to calm d soul.......but na Omo Abule sowo I dey listen to so my vexing spirit go gbono like hot bolly in case I catch any nysc staff 4 igboro........omo mehn! one of us go reach heaven.

Great Elders of this village, my Utmost apology for not paying my respect b4 now, is nysc yaf cause it, what am I to bring to appease the gods.........e get one nysc staff way dey 3block away from mine, I can gladly bring his head and his balls couple wit other things....

weareus:


Na so.. Abeg drop the official twitter and FB account of here let the whole village bombard them with more firey pressure...starting from me..

Twitter: @nysc_ng. Facebook: National youth service corps - NYSC (like d page)

thank God for social media, no be small pepper we don put for nysc yansh, I love d pressure and its very good, I want to applaud all PCM for their relentless effort in ensuring our voices are been heard, as for me e no get where I never comment na Fb, twitter,whatsapp. instergram .etc I dey even look 4 dem for 2go and wechart.....pls let's keep up d pace until we see our CUL no resting. This is wat I call E-protest
By God's grace our effort will yelled good result

Let God arise and my enemies b scattered, let god arise and my enemies b scattered Oh lord my GOD down arise!!!......yeeaahh rekashabababa! Kutica rikats! vuvuvuzela! Skiskusku! Zutataraba! Jehovah God in heaven...!!!! Any plan of d enemy, any plan of nysc..j Holyghost...!!!!!!! Fire!!!!!, Holyghost fire!! .....I most go 4 my service next week. Any man... any woman... way say I no wear khaki-khaki no go wear me, Ogheneme make U soda their head.... I most serve by fire by force.....Baba u will do it we most serve and move forward, we shall not be held by nysc, baba u will do it (sweating unclard).

I think am seek, am not even feeling to well, my heart is beating rapidly like a disko deck, my hands have been shaking since on thursday nysc wants to kill me oooo, this people should break what's left of my heart o




If I eventually survive this, i go turn terrorist oo, make all d nysc staff just pack their family out of d country because I no get heart again o