Primusinterpares:
Hummmmm #clearsthroht# this is expressly from the gods... Listen up my great people of stream 2 village... Our people say that the reason why the dog scratches it's scrotum by it self is because nobody will do it for him... #clearstroathagain#... Be rest assured that by this time next week you all will be in camp at our various States... That's the latest from the gods.
#donotpanic
#donotbefrustrated
#donotbeworried

Cc:sunnepa17 Villagegoat Ray4000 Slimfitdiva Precious91 panelbeeter etll

I pray so oo

ray4000:
better me self go call d number now.

the line is off

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

no ooo! me no get any problem o! I'm the only one at home amongst my closest pals. from day one to final day, no single problem at all!

Geegar:
Sooo wuh are u suggestn now?i sul brush my scrotum wif my long fingernailz

nahhhhh... It's a parable #winks...
The gods are wise remember?

I smell something bad like the anus of a prostitute nothing good can come out

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

Hmmmmm......am afraid u rite.......wondered if dey deliberately made it so or if its merely a coincidence

lowen:
Hi guys...new man here...what's going on about call-up

I hereby hand over the gong and the stick to you... You are the new town crier of the Stream 2 Village, accept you role now! The Maxis and and Chiefs in the house please copy...CC

Kxke:
Mehn does it mean we don't have hackers among us.make the do their thing na!

my laptop get headache.

Jamesdman:

Good job.
But please don't bombard him with calls.
Give him space, so that he won't stop picking your calls when we need him most.

I understand, but I'd told him that I will be disturbing him.

Let God arise and my enemies b scattered, let god arise and my enemies b scattered Oh lord my GOD down arise!!!......yeeaahh rekashabababa! Kutica rikats! vuvuvuzela! Skiskusku! Zutataraba! Jehovah God in heaven...!!!! Any plan of d enemy, any plan of nysc..j Holyghost...!!!!!!! Fire!!!!!, Holyghost fire!! .....I most go 4 my service next week. Any man... any woman... way say I no wear khaki-khaki no go wear me, Ogheneme make U soda their head.... I most serve by fire by force.....Baba u will do it we most serve and move forward, we shall not be held by nysc, baba u will do it (sweating unclard).

Primusinterpares:
Hummmmm #clearsthroht# this is expressly from the gods... Listen up my great people of stream 2 village... Our people say that the reason why the dog scratches it's scrotum by it self is because nobody will do it for him... #clearstroathagain#... Be rest assured that by this time next week you all will be in camp at our various States... That's the latest from the gods.
#donotpanic
#donotbefrustrated
#donotbeworried

Cc:sunnepa17 Villagegoat Ray4000 Slimfitdiva Precious91 panelbeeter etll

Cool.....abeg give d gods sum kolanut nd fowl as appreciation on our behalf

Lvlink:
With anger in my veins I picked up my phone and called one of the NYSC directors with this number "08034655026". A man picked up the call and said I should not worry.

He said that there are technical problems they are trying to resolve, and that we shall still be able to print our CUL today.

In his own words, he said that very soon the platform will be enabled.

Well I have decided to be calling him every 2minutes. If I did not print my CUL today eh..


What happened in 1804 will happen today!

Cc

Fraiser
SMartins1
barongmj et all

babe pls are you serious about dis because u are calming my nerves already... Tell me you are serious plsss

Lvlink:
I understand, but I'd told him that I will be disturbing him.

guess he switched off cos of you

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

YES SIR, WE DO. I'M ONE OF THEM.

tipwill:


there is no billion data to load. it is an app they only need to activate with a few clicks. They are deliberating on the matter. If it is not 21st, it is July according to my source. Dont forget callup came out immediately after registration except it wasn't official. They are not working on anything.

oh! my bad. I take the 'app' automatically generates your passport photo, state of deployment, and CUL completely then affix it on the dashboard for everybody within wat? Say 2 seconds? Good to know.

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

Itz a coincidence, some of my peepz wit similar issues are in stream 1 no fear

my fellow pcm, if nothing show dz nite, make we just forget am, they don postpone am be that, a friend of mine told me dat a soldier said stream 2 is after Ramadan.

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

bros dats not true I graduated in December 2015 and am still ere

Lvlink:
then thunder will strike him down immediately, even before he finishes the comment!

dats rada harsh my dear, lyk someone rightly said u never can tell which plan of d enemy God has averted from our path tru dis delay. God knows best. let's be hopeful and pray he answers our call but above all, let his will and not ours be done in our lives for God's time is surely d best

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

yes we do *raises hand*
i've never had an issue not wit waec, jamb, uni or even the nysc....although i registered on day 2

GROOOVE:

oh! my bad. I take the 'app' automatically generates your passport photo, state of deployment, and CUL completely then affix it on the dashboard for everybody within wat? Say 2 seconds? Good to know.

Well, if you are into webdesign and database management you will understand better ... All your that is needed is in their data base already all that is needed is to query it! Hence, the print button, the admin can enable or disable! Fancy why some got their admission letter the day they registered? The query command simply generates the call up letter from the data base! This is what the print button does!

Slimfitdiva:

Cool.....abeg give d gods sum kolanut nd fowl as appreciation on our behalf

Lol...

Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up Letters will start in a short time now, just be calm & be praying for a better state for ur service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is been delayed is d fact that some states are rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now transferring those people to other states, that's what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY DEPT.) copied

...

So many new monikers, and Okitaiji is not available to collect fee for late entry.

Anyway, lets ease up, it gets better.... Lvlink, you've made d innocent man turn off his fone nd d odas re not picking up

Slimfitdiva:

Hmmmmm......am afraid u rite.......wondered if dey deliberately made it so or if its merely a coincidence

I'm a fresh graduate with no problem, finished September last year. I have some friends alike that are also in stream 2. I think it was a random selection

Lvlink:
Yes. Pls call the number, and I encourage everyone to do same.

But the guy was very nice to me, he settled down and was explaining everything to me. I never expected that, i was expecting him to be rude so that I will insult the hell out-of him.

babe gud job... I luv u dear...

kazolad:
my fellow pcm, if nothing show dz nite, make we just forget am, they don postpone am be that, a friend of mine told me dat a soldier said stream 2 is after Ramadan.

SENESCO:
Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up Letters will start in a short time now, just be calm & be praying for a better state for ur service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is been delayed is d fact that some states are rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now transferring those people to other states, that's what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY DEPT.) copied

kazolad:
my fellow pcm, if nothing show dz nite, make we just forget am, they don postpone am be that, a friend of mine told me dat a soldier said stream 2 is after Ramadan.

Na wa.. Everybody just dey form information minister.
Which one we wan believe..
God dey sha (poor man prayer).

SENESCO:
Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up Letters will start in a short time now, just be calm & be praying for a better state for ur service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is been delayed is d fact that some states are rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now transferring those people to other states, that's what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY DEPT.) copied

Nice one.

SENESCO:
Pls all d PCM'S should chill, information reaching me from Abuja is that ur Printing of Call-Up Letters will start in a short time now, just be calm & be praying for a better state for ur service, wishing u all a happy posting, while it is been delayed is d fact that some states are rejecting to accept Stream 11 so they are now transferring those people to other states, that's what is bringing delay to ur posting, but it will be ratified soonest, just be patient. God bless u all for me. Ur one & only brother Iwuchukwu Cherechi Victor (SSG EMERITUS OF BIOLOGY DEPT.) copied

Pls how credible is this info? How can the states reject people they have not seen? Is it in their power to reject stream 2 people is this the first stream2 to be sent to their states... Am doubting this info..

Elders of the village should form an emergency council meeting... Where is the town crier??

GROOOVE:

oh! my bad. I take the 'app' automatically generates your passport photo, state of deployment, and CUL completely then affix it on the dashboard for everybody within wat? Say 2 seconds? Good to know.

And between the day you completed your registration and today is like what, 2 seconds?
OK, good to know

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

Lmao ... My guy wake up , nysc only attends to people which their various school uploaded there details to nysc senate lists .... That is , if ur name doesn't appear on senate lists u can't register on nysc portal , nothing concern nysc with fresh or previous graduatues ooooo all graduates is same to nysc . If u reach camp u will know better what am saying