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I'm serious, can anyone hear me
Listen to the first two tracks on www.mytruspot.com/montazz and give ur opinion,
Go to www.mytruspot.com/montazz and click on Music then listen.
There is a 'my-st0-ry' to solve, lol.

Damn, I think they are thru now.
That was hot!

I'd just give my own vote now (b4 I get bribed, lol)

ROUND 1-
Sharn06
He is weak as hell, i dwell through the darkness looking for the heartless
with infinite amo, I'm the wrong one to start with//

All eldoublo's gotten is pre-writtens, his shit is below par
Can't edit himself even if he was dropped in Microsoft Word toolbar//

I'm playing Hendrix, am I supose to be worried that you say I can't rap?
I spit verbal back lash, bound to leave your arms like a cat scratch//

You suck ass, I’ve seen your flows
I’m known to ‘Levi’s’ open like jeans with holes/(leave eyes)//

i'm madly sicker, glady kick your ass through text battles
your text game wouldn't rock good if it was the best gravel//

Eldoublo

So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a Nigeria boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow

And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//

Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//

Round 1 goes to Sharn06

ROUND2 -
Eldoublo

Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//

You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//

I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//

Sharn06

Stop with this shit, you joke, lame got to be sick
It takes a post for your frame to be on top of a bitch//

Eldoublo, when he talks sounds like an old love song, while i'm chillin' high I think he just got drugged wrong
I mean you know you're a pussy, with a slit inbtween, for all your lover boy companions fulfillin their dreams//

I've tried so many tymz to stop El acting high like he joined me in smoking chronic
I tried to tie elastic bands to his memory glands and still couldn't hold it//

WARNING: If I start slicing, it's not going to stop
I'd leave you like a blind chef's vegetable, horribly chopped!//

I'm leaving this prick-smashed, how El gon say his shit is flowing, G?
I should make quick-cash off your b*tch-ass, the way i'm hoing thee//

After he done wiping a tear, because I left him `Holy feel’d/Hollyfield` Without the biting of ears
Dude all my scripts is so class on the grind, everybody can see I `Wrecked em/Rectum` like the tip of an ass//[quote][/quote]Round 2 also goes for Sharn06.

So Basically, I think Sharn took it all.

P.S. don't bite me, oh. I did as I saw!

http://www.mytruspot.com/MONTAZZ

I just saw this a liked it.

It was kind of different and saw the Artist name - Sharn Ols

I was wonderin if it's it the same Sharn06 of Nairaland since they both have the same location and all.

A nairalander just got the ban, Sharn06. What crap!

Seun thinks he knows what's up

mystery match? ok, here goes nuffin!!

I know cuz its a girl Bolajibaok will be dissing
He'll be guessing
"I'll beat her wella, what a blessing?"
How impressive!
You're wrong dawg,
I'm no similar to the bones u fetch
I'm tougher,
I leave ur teeth with a broken effect
Wow, Sharn06 marvells @ ma success
Y'all's susceptible
to ma wrecking syllables
incredible!
Just like ur pampers, i'm so good i'd leave u dry
I hate being tampered with,
I'll hit ur butt with words in diverse means
No punchlines u claim, but ma flows are to die 4
No wonder, ur girl dumped u for a used tampon
I know u wan bring to the fact that u're selfish
U only play with ur d-i-c-k in ur asshole, but I can't accept this
Batty  boy, u've got no better job than to sniff around pompom
so dumb, the remains of ur brain was left in ur father's condom
lack of conduct, where u dropped the code?
I'm a brand name whose bar code u can't decode
I'm a tsunami, u run cuz i'm about to erode
corrosive, i burn u up like acid burn tissue roll
i ain't a pirate, but ma black patch?
u ain't got no match
got 3 times the black belt
i'm only ur itchy rash
if it's so bad,
tear off ur skin
that's what girl spit do 2 ya
it got skin, what? flesh of ur chin!

BOLAJIBAOK, don't go searchin all over 4 lyrics 2 beat me.
Drop ur sh*t now,
u still can't rank up 2 ma ish

wait, wackers, it's flowshow first

Mr. Flowshow, u go too slow
got me thinkin this is a no show
Ever heard of emmyzwon?
I mean Emmy - haz - won
and with a special effect of leaving you burnt
Don't touch!
Fire took tips from me
I ma skin your skin till your blood don't bleed
It's worse than hell, even Satan is on his knees
pleading, it grows everyday, like a beanstalk from the seed

I'm the sword of rap
ma tongue cut ya
and gutcha screaming, crap
of all the shit I got?
Well, well, now u know, i'm hot and u're not

Sorry if i got u confused
But i'ma a girl, ma angle of id-picking is obtuse
as u see,
i'm tryina make this conduce-ive
for u to move ahead

I'm tired of posting this
Cuz i know one line's done you
And emmyz gon through
The next round both parcel and bundle
and for you it's a puzzle
why the world's turned against you
but realise,
the world don't turn,
it's just that it's ma turn
to shine like the sun

y'all know what I found out?

DJ hills and Spottie is the same person.
CUZ,
1. DJ hills was only created after spottie came on this thread
2. DJ hills has only 11 posts and they are all on this thread, and they've always been praising Spottie
3. DJ hills has not dropped anything real for himself
4. DJ hills is only online when Spottie is and vice versa
5. DJ hills is no DJ hills, it's just SPOTTIE

Plus if anyone should be told good job, it should be the person who's posted, Sharn06, not teck-zilla who hasn't posted nuffin

Yo teck,
you claim 2 reck
I'ma reck u
Lay back because i'm about to deck u
No rescue
Take this as your cue to leave
B4 it's too late
Or u'ma hope on your teeth
Cuz your leg is damaged
Spit 4 spit
and it's a tooth for an eye
u know i'm d the s-k-y
there, we ain't nknow no teck-zill-what?
claim to be str8 buttah
when u be str8 from guttah
let me leave u to your dreamz
get 5 ya gol
or u'd be wasted
like the clips of me tomb
u'd be laced with
dirt and decay
cuz that's all u're worth bruv

Jayon, cool lyns

Jayon, cool lyns

Ma votes on sharn, go gurl

Met him on a thread in the jokes section, going to bed, and i dissed him cus he mistook me for a guy.

MIGINES, I'M SORRY.

Nairaland radio!, cool concept. Just seizin this opportunity to apologise to Migines.

Winter

Meet

Craig david & Jamelia

Fred Claus

No, you move.


@acid, startin off from yesterday, you still don't know who this is?

No, you move.


@acid, startin off from yesterday, you still don't know who this is?

@tomX,
Me id has nothing to do w ma name

Sam

Sam

Beat

Would have guessed, you live a careless life

Would have guessed, you live a careless life

@migines,
Do i sound lyk a bros 2 u?

Bolaji, can this just be 24 contestants, i'm tired of waitn already

Yeah, me too

Fa get.

What is the age? Where are we?

If Naijagurly is really in Fl, then it's undertandable cus it's like this. Jokes that are so humorous to Nigerians are lame to foreigners. (I get that some times) and vice versa.

So please runs picking on her.