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Like most people, Lauren had a big crush on a celebrity when she was a teenager.

Unlike most people, she met hers ten years later, learned how big of a jerk he was, loathed him, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore.

The problem was when she started her new job, there was an initiation: ask out the next guy who'll enter the room.
The rules are as follows:
• If he is married, ask the next one....read more

Never has my front door looked so lovely, so promisingly gratifying. What a damn day. I scuttle along as quickly as I can, noticing the flowers in both pots flanking my front door are drooping. Well Bleep. Geez. Forgot to water them this morning before work. I burst through my front door, my nerves a frazzled web of knots caused by so many things: the busy day at work, forgetting to text my friend back, the world choking the calm out of me. I need some me time and I need it now.

I draw in a slow cleansing breath of cool, conditioned air. I’m blessed with an inkling of happiness. First steps are important.

Without even thinking, I drop my laptop bag on my coffee table next to this morning’s empty cup. My head is so packed with problems I might implode. Rumours at work about a reorganisation haunt me. By next month, I might be interviewing for a new job. I rake my fingers through my thick hair. Bleep-nuggets I’m dying for the buttery explosive bliss of orgasm release.

I take a step, trying not to run because my garden calls to me. It’s like a dream asking me to sleep, or sleep from the day’s stress that is. But, honestly, it’s more the opposite of sleep I will be gifted with in my orgasm garden. A name I took to calling it after first having some of the best self-pleasure orgasms of my adult life there where nothing exists but me.

As I walk past the sliding glass door, the pink and white blossoms beckon me. Their full petals swollen like labia lips, the pistol of the bloom the excited engorged clitoris. Pussies are as beautiful as flowers, juicy, soft, wet, fragrant. The green leaves are succulent and inviting. There is an elegance in the way they’ve all grown together, like someone knitted them all into a plush blanket, like a still life mingling of vegetation, confluent with aliveness.

I slip off my heels. Relief floods me as I work my toes into the plush carpet. My skin practically begs to be bared of my stockings. My breathing rate is already increasing as I start to unbutton my shirt, grazing my fingers along my chest down to my cleavage.

I shake my hair and smile. Self-seduction has begun....readmore

n search of peace and unity among party members, the National Working Committee (NWC) of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has annulled the purported suspension of Local Government Chapter Chairmen in Imo State.

PDP NWC in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Debo Ologunagba, Monday also said the party will review the Imo State Presidential Campaign Council list.

Recall that the PDP NWC had an interactive meeting with critical Stakeholders in the Imo State Chapter last Tuesday at the National Secretariat Abuja.

The PDP NWC resolved that ”all matters relating to the governorship primary election in Imo State should be suspended until after the 2023 general elections.

The statement read in part “that the purported suspension of some Local Government Chapter Chairmen in the State is null and void.

“That no member of the party should be suspended, sanctioned, intimidated or victimized on account of legitimate and lawful democratic expression or association within the ambit of the provisions of the Constitution of the PDP.

“That the list for the Imo State Chapter of the Presidential Campaign Council should be referred to the National Presidential Campaign Council for review to ensure greater inclusiveness of Party members in Imo State in compliance with the guideline set up by the Party.

“That proper democratic processes should be put in place during the Imo State Governorship Primary Election to guarantee a free and fair process for all Party members interested to participate in the Primary Election process....read more

Where are you going?” Marianne asked. She knew what I did, what got me off. Camgirl sex was my naughty pleasure, it got me off more than any smut story. It was my sex fantasy as well as my clients.

My girl’s sweet face was still glowing from her recent climax, and some blonde curls were stuck to her cheeks.

“I have to work,” I smiled ruefully.

I could’ve easily been tempted to dive back into those crisp cotton sheets to let her pleasure me as thoroughly as I had her, but I had a reputation to maintain and customers to satisfy. Being late and sexually jaded was not my style.

After a quick shower, I stepped out of the steamy bathroom and into my dressing room, swathed in a thick, plush towel. Several of my drawers were dedicated to beautiful lingerie. I used to enjoy shopping for it, but now my fans sent it to me; my measurements and preferences were listed on my agency profile...read more

This morning provides the perfect opportunity for switchy sex. I’m lounging on the bed in these little frilly shorts, with Sylvan looking over the rim of his glasses at the way my smooth, long legs almost gleam in the morning sunshine. As soon as I get that shiver of longing I just think… yes. Right now. This is the kind of moment that cries out for this kind of play.

He kisses me, deep and long, while spooning me from behind. His big, gentle hands stroking and squeezing at my bum in those small silky shorts. It gives me a kick of that naughtiness that, for some reason, my heart’s always chasing. The need to feel insignificant-yet-cared-for at the hands of a softly dominant man.

I remember on one of our very early dates before we’d ever even seen each other naked, Sylvan asked me—over the rim of a wine glass filled with a..READMORE

Strangely it’s not until we reach my doorstep that our lips meet for the first time. Dating sex was always my thing, its how you got to know someone.

That moment could not have come too soon. I had been yearning to make sensual contact with Stacy for the last three hours.
We’d kissed each other on the cheek, politely as you do, when we met. I thought we’d kiss properly after we’d finished eating. But I sensed Stacy was holding back, teasing me a bit. So I waited. Until now, and this spontaneous, mutual act of desire.

I say nothing but let my kiss linger, posing a question of increasing importance. Is there more to come this evening?

I had sensed that there was chemistry between us earlier. But, the longer we were at the bistro, the more charmed I was by this gorgeous woman. And the more she charmed me, the more I appreciated just how sexy she was.

Our lips are still together; neither of us has moved or made a move. Encouraged by the bottle of wine we’d shared earlier in the evening; I press my mouth very slightly into hers. My question becomes a plea. Please, Stacy, open up and let me in. I want you. Bleep, I want you........read more

Love, lust sex, it simply aren't the words but true sizzle, that excites and entices anyone. Life is all about Bleep and all you give is a Bleep.

This is a story of my hott bitchy ex. It's a story of how you love to Bleep your ex. Though you have moved on you still know the best moments are fucking your ex. Especially when you realise, your ex is a bitch And is Hot as Slut.

When you realise in relationship when she even hesitated to kiss your dick is now hardcore hungry for your cock. All I realised was at the end she was a good Bleep toy, and she is only meant for it.....read more

This morning I banged my sisters 18 year old friend and this is how it happened. \n I walked in the house from a long day of work and as I turned around from closing the door, there she was!!. \n Bent over washing her hair in my kitchen sink, her butt was so tight and firm. I walked up and she turned around holding her wet hair up saying”o hey it’s you” with a big smile. I said “heyyyy good to see you again” she said “can you help me real quick?” I said “sure”!. She said “follow me to the bathroom” so I did. \n We made it to the bath tube she bent over in the tub to wash her out and as she did her little shorts drove so far in her butt my penis instantly started throbbing. She said “can you just reach over me and help me wash it out”? I didn’t know how to respond because her butt was in my way and I knew I would be all over it. She replied again with “pleaseeee”. I said .......read more

Any cancer treatment can be used as a primary treatment, but the most common primary cancer treatment for the most common types of cancer is surgery. If your cancer is particularly sensitive to radiation therapy or chemotherapy, you may receive one of those therapies as your primary treatment. Some people with cancer will have only one treatment. But most people have a combination of treatments, such as surgery with chemotherapy and/or radiation therapy. You may also have immunotherapy, targeted therapy, or hormone therapy. Clinical trials might also be an option for you......READ MORE ON CANCER

He was brave enough to place his hand over mine over his hardening cock saying, “Yes, he loves you very much and he needs your full attention please”

I unzipped his pants slowly while looking him in the eyes, when I got his cock out, I was totally shocked, it was a monstrous dick that was rock hard, so long and so thick, the type of cock that a cock loving slut like me would love dealing with, I leaned over, pushing my head towards his crotch, parted my lips and wrapped them around his meaty cock, I started happily sucking on it, he was moaning loud and shaking when I pulled his cock out saying, please concentrate on the road, we don’t want to be killed while having sex” we both laughed as he was nodding.....READ MORE

The world doesn’t matter
with all this water
pouring on our naked bodies,
fucking like hell.

A constant quenching stream, cool
in the summer heat,
A constant quest for pleasure
lost in the mist.

Two warm bodies desperately colliding
your pussy so tight, so perfect,
I want to pound your ass forever . . .
perpetual sexual zen.

Harder, faster, give me more and more
ride my cock like ocean waves
in a pink sunset
tasting the salt of my earth....read more