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"For these things shall happen,and you will know that THE END is near"..Who knows? That END might be the extinction of the HOMOSAPIENS.

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Dear ABC transport,
Let me start by saying that it's a fact that you would never have been a hugely successful transportation company if not for your 'esteemed' customers who trust in your 'one-in-town' service for many years now. To me ABC Transport has been the best road transport company in Nigeria and West Africa. Unfortunately that impression was tampered with if not totally deleted around 9:45am on Wednesday,3rd of June, 2015, by a young man who I believe is an attendant at your Control Terminal at Owerri, Imo State. It was simply what I did not expect. What happened was this, I along other passengers traveling to Lagos from Owerri,Mbaise and Umuahia on that day were supposed to transload from the Smart Coach which conveyed us to that terminal to an Executive Coach,let me mention that we waited for almost 20 minutes for the Coach to arrive. When the bus arrived I simply was waiting to board immediately they open the door, but I realised that my luggage was not anywhere to seen near the Executive Coach,so I decided to check for them in the Smart Coach,I then realised there was no single Porter at the terminal. So I knew I had to do that myself but someone had to open the door to the luggage compartment. The Coach attendant on the Smart Coach and the aforementioned attendant came in,opened the compartment door and asked me if I was the owner of the Three bags to which I answered 'yes'. Then it started, this Control Terminal attendant said in the rudest of ways, 'see this guy oo ,you see any Porter for this place, who you think say go carry am for you? I simply replied him that no one told me that, because this was not the first time I'm traveling with ABC and whatever actions the passenger was supposed to take were announced by the Coach Attendant before stoppages. I saw that the matter was not to be argued because of my precious time and that of others, so I quickly grabbed the heaviest of the bags and moved to the Coach, I was gonna come back for the remaining two. Then,the Coach Attendant from the Smart Coach wanted to help me with the second bag, but this other young man forcefully stopped him. I don't know how that is, but to me it was extremely annoying, because I could remember that I paid for the services, if nothing else was the evidence, I still had the receipt of the charge on the luggage and of course the ticket in my jeans pocket. This dark complexioned young man standing at about 5feet 7inches,round bearded with his specs worn on the forehead went on ranting and raining abuses on me. I politely reminded him that such action could cost him his job unless of course he was the General Manager of the company, which I know he is not. That sparked him,and fully charged, he came straight to me and asked me to repeat myself, which I did. In his own very words he said 'I go smash you here'. Wait,since when did ABC start smashing their Customers? Well, I simply asked him to go ahead that I was waiting. Yes,he was wise enough not to oblige. Wait,was he really gonna beat me up? I kept on asking myself. Imagine a newspaper headline tomorrow saying 'ABC transport staff beats customer to a pulp'. That could prove costly in court for the company.
Please ABC,this kind of action and its likeness are greatly capable of undermining the company's achievements of the past 20 years or more,remember a small leak can sink a great ship (if you don't believe me,go see the movie Titanic). The truth is that this kind of thing happens everyday in different ABC terminals,and it seems no authorities deal with this. These bad eggs who are obviously not educated about a customer's rights and how not to even threaten to beat up a passenger,not just a passenger,but someone who has been going with ABC transport for 6years now. No man has the right to destroy another man's long years of hardwork in just one day.
If whoever that has read this knows how to get this across to people who would be capable of addressing this matter ,please do get it across to them. Thank you.
Yours Truly,
Emperor94.

It's funny cos most pple don't realise this...from the comments posted here and the number of 'commenters' that have shown their support for each of the candidates, I think it's clear who's gonna win. Don't be fooled.

No one is guilty until proven so,and until this report,there's not been any witnesses on the girls side. There are even suggestions that it might have been a malicious set-up... There has been some version in some quarters that the girl was invited due to a certain misbehaviour. As a matter of fact,there are female Man O' Wars who handle cases of misbehavior among girls and never under closed doors or at such odd hours. So if people say the C-in-C invited an 'innocent-year-one' girl with the sole aim of raping her, they can only be exaggerating. The fact of 'rape' or 'attempted rape' cannot be overwritten,and am not saying either one of them is more condonable than the other, but the question is 'how true is the allegation?' or 'is it one made out of malice?'.And since there are no witnesses on the girls side as none of her friends went with her,the situation becomes a little complicated. (trying to be objective here)

The FULL GIST is that the girl in question had always had paroles with some of dem Man-O-wars before the incident yesterday...that way she was a 'happening' babe. But last night, things took another turn as she was invited by the suspect around 11pm to the Man o' war command in the Hostel C of the school occupied by girls. Then, minutes later, the entire hostel was alerted to shouts of 'Hostel C girls, help me oo'. This sparked pandemonium when it was learnt the Suspect allegedly wanted to have his way on the girl. Some of the occupants of the hostel immediately swung into protests, some rather maliciously because of probably occasions where they had been maltreated by the Man O' war in the past. Shouts of "Man O' War,rapists" were also heard. The protests continued till this morning, as even boys this time joined their females counterparts,marching down to the Senate building of the school decrying the excesses of the Student Policing Body.
The Vice-Chancellor subsequently came down to the hostels to announce the suspension of the activities of the Man O' War until a Committee which had been set up to look into the matter table their verdict.... More to come...

The best for this year and ever....
Unfulfilled Promise by our own Audrey Timms.
www.nairaland.com/1826739/unfulfilled-promises-audrey-timms

It's a hilarious story, tho!! But what I knw is that;
1.Sawdust kills birds. why? Because they contain asbestos. You knw what that is, right? Those finely ground ones simply just block their respiratory systems. Fine dry sand is best.
2. When you keep birds together:
i. diseases are easily transmitted, and some have weaker immune system than others and they tend to die off easily. So probably when one is obviously sick,then all need treatment.
ii. they do not grow at the same rate, the little/weaker ones can be starved or 'bullied' and they can die off quickly. The best is to pick them out and separate them from the ones and give them double ration as well as supplements.
This whole thing is from experience and I hope it helps,if it does,I hope to get one chicken come next Christmas.

harrysterol:
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Qn;
Triskai-deka-phobia is an abnormal fear of what?

The number 13.

bedfordng:
try konga

why?Any reasons?

Please,for those who have had experiences with buying electronics online,ur help is needed. I've been checking out both konga and jumia to get a 'confam' lapii of arnd 65-70k. Kinda found out that Konga sells cheaper (correct me if I'm wrong) but are less reliable. But can't really say the quality of products sold by both. So, which of both is more trustworthy pertaining quality and sticking to their promised time of delivery of products? Your candid advice is needed.

FUNNY BUT TRUE: 20 COMMANDMENTS
LADIES SHOULD READ

What you are about to read will certainly
make you laugh or smile or might even
crack your ribs depending on how strong
your ribs are. However, embedded in the
laughter are words, I think, are truth. Let
me quickly step out of the way to allow
you digest every bit of the
commandments. Where they make you
laugh, laugh. Where they knock on your
head, allow the pain to penetrate very
well. After all, chloroquine is bitter yet it
used in dealing with malaria. I’m out of
the way. The next voice you will hear is
yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies,
please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should put a
ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if
they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly
seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into
a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau,
abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting, somebody should know about
it jor! Better things, they no dey hide
am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys.
And as a good girl, you are looking for a
bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad
girls love bad boys and good girls love
good boys. Nobody should use your head
to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.
Source: www.lagosconvo.com/country-people/funny-true-20-commandments-ladies-read/

lilmax:
Silent treatment can make me break up with her

When u've nt successfully wooed her?

iceberylin:
They need a kiss

hmm.. bro,person wey no dey give u face na im u wan kiss? The point is that to you she doesn't like you, and you can not do as much as getting a 5-minute conversation. So kissing is far from what you want to achieve in the first instance.

DonaldGenes:
Sometimes, it depends on the girl's home bringing

Yeah...I think ur right... one chic in particular that I knw that does this,ddnt grow up around men,she didn't have a brother.

I don't know what the topic should reall be but this issue is a great problem with most girls. No offence,but some girls,definitely not all, could go to the extent of making a guy look invisible,or probably make him look stupid when he is making advances,when possibly they are crushing on them. They could fervently page the dude with hidden numbers or secretly admire them but when they are around the guy,they hardly show any emotions unless,of course, resentment..I've had that experience and don't still know what causes that... what do u think, folks?

seunique:
First to Comment so easy like taking candy from a baby

Mtchew

u must be a family guy addict.

Collynzo9:
Besides he did well for his senatorial district as governor (at the expence of other places), so might just vote for him.

Baba am from this governor's senatorial zone... he has done naaaaatin! I repeat naaaaatin! Jst a huge pain on our butts.

richardjemedafe1:
If you are a Southern Christian and you support
thepresident, you are TRIBALIST. But
aNorthernMuslim/Hausa Fulani who supportsBuhari/
Atiku is not!• If you are seen pushing the president's
case, youare PAID to do that, when you do that
foropposition, you are a patriot.• When an editor
writes an editorial that issympathetic to the president,
he has beenBOUGHT, but the one that abuses the
president isa FREEDOM FIGHTER.• A blogger that posts
positive stories aboutNigeria is a shame and paid, but
Sahara Reportersis a credible source of news.• When
you support Jonathan, you are aJONATHANIAN.
Meanwhile, I am still looking forsomeone tagged
BUHARIST for supporting theirretired general.• When
you support Jonathan and PDP, you 'hate'Nigeria. But
when you support a Kwankwaso whospent FOURTEEN
YEARS in PDP and has only beenAPC member for
ELEVEN MONTHS, you arepushing for change!• When
local government elections are held inopposition state
and the ruling party clears all theseats, DEMOCRACY
IS AT WORK, but INEC cannotbe trusted to conduct
election at the federal level.In fact, when such
happens in PDP state, it isrigged.• When opposition
wins a bye-election, the PEOPLEhave SPOKEN, but
when reverse is the case, thenINEC has worked for
PDP.• A PDP member since 1999 who decamps to
APCtoday at the age 70 has become progressive,
butan APC member who moves the other
direction,has left 'light' for 'darkness'.• All the billions
being spent by PDP to prosecuteelection preparations
are 'stolen', but the onesbeing spent by opposition
were profits made fromselling Garri at Mushin,
Lagos.• When a minister buys house in Lekki, he
hasstolen. But a Lagos commissioner who
sharesfence with him/her (and even and bigger
house)took 'mortgage' to built his own!• The crowd at
the president's declaration was'rented' but all those
who came to Buhari's werenot. In fact, some of them
trekked from Sokoto toAbuja and did not eat for three
days because theylove the general.And if you read this
and it pricks your conscience,instead of reflecting on
it, you will put on aboldface and tag me a Jonathanian
and a PDPapologist.Abegi, wetin you go tag yourself?
Obamaian?Buharist? Atikuist? Kwankwasonian?
Amaechist?APC irredentist?-The gospel truth.



Last b4 I 4get GEJ TILL APC get sense to allow Rochas okorocha become her 2015 presidential aspirant instead of that foolish and curupt general

Ur making a lot of sense, though.

Innodon:
Plan well executed. ....There ha been a plan put in place, They never intended for Nigeria to go the Nations Cup because of Fear of Ebola. ..This is as simple as ABCD.

Exactly, Bt the thing is that they shud have told us.