₦airaland Forum

I just hope someone important in the Police Force will implement this, like the IG u know, but hell killing is like a sport in this country. Boko are top of the log, Fulani Herdsmen dey second, then Police and Niger Delta militants are vying for the last Champions league spot. I don't know who's third.

Who's Tunde Ednut? Dude's crazily and blatantly blunt.

MY OPINION! I just think that this lady is trying so hard for the little fame she has garnered to stick... try something useful like acting and/or singing, or find one Taxify driver and....you know, no be small time u go release picture, and you have not even told us if u are a model or not. AJ will be hard to impress oo. AGAIN MY OPINION!

Donald Trump on the same plane with that guy? Something definitely went wrong after this picture. oh! 9/11.

Lady please! I have been supporting my club since i was 13, way long b4 i met you. So how?!

She no know say them fit forge am.. Them dey forge property document much less an ID. She's just deceiving herself.

WAHALA dey oo. Umunwayi, I repeat, WAHALA dey oo

Madam Due process, sorry but Nigerian police do not follow due process.

I'm right here reading this, smiling sheepishly and just thinking to meself, in this country 'good morning sir/ma' is no longer the appropriate thing to say in the morning, rather say 'don't die today sir/ma'. They're gonna kill us all.

Mehn, it is either these people are kidding, blind, ridiculing Mr. President or outright stupid. oh! i know, they don't freaking care cause a 2nd term for baba means more money in their pockets, the one there aint burning a hole yet.

The transvestite, init? Dude has been using make-up since he was a boy.

Na so.

These bloggers, what is their job exactly? Digging up and posting irrelevant stuff?

Buy sexdoll dem no go gree.

One the making sense artistes in Nigeria, could listen to him all day. Happy birthday, Timi.

I don't agree with creative writing as a skill one can hone, if u ain't got it u ain't got it.

Its no longer news about certain comments the POTUS supposedly made concerning Nigeria and other African countries, he denied making these comments, but we all can bet our PVCs he did say those things. Truthfully, he is not far from the truth, because:
1. People are suffering, earning close to nothing as pay.Talk about minimum wage that remained the same even when prices of some commodities more than doubled(How much are your Senators paid? )The government pays you when they like, the private sectors pay when they must have filled their own pockets, and will kick you out if you complain too much about it.
2. There's a lot of human right abuse everyday, people get killed,maimed and rendered useless, and nobody does dung about it. The officers who swore an oath to protect and serve, are the same who open fire on and kill unarmed civilians, and they tag it as 'doing their job' instead of murder. It's a jungle down here,man
3. How many times has the presidency held a press conference where questions are asked and opinions are aired concerning the way they run the government, they don't even seem to care. The president looks too afraid to be confronted by the people that elected him
4. It's only in Nigeria that people see civil rights as a favour, you get light for 4-5 hours straight you are begging Nepa to remain it for another day. This power supply is what other people use for life support systems elsewhere. During election they will use your own money and buy bags of rice and tin tomatoes and share, and we will gladly sell our conscience and our votes, because, mehhnn! Man no go die of hungry!
5.Death, murder, genocide, you name it, is used to do 'shebi during your own time, didn't they kill like 30 people too'. How shameful! And you say Naija is not a s**thole. If you still say Nigeria is no S**thole,just try go Ghana, just this neighboring Ghana, and come back, then maybe if them gree give you visa you go US for one week. I could go on and on but, man, make I go sleep I get work 2moro jareh.
Nnaa lalasticlala na Mynd44, biko burunu post a gaa forward.

its funny, where is fire service?

Condom get smell? I no know oo.

This is funny tho!

It seems every light-skinned lady now in this country is an actress, whether u act film or u no act.

Why won't it be when /'You are a playboy'/?

So where did it appear from and why is it now that they are loading depots with fuel. If this was a sane government, history should remind them that fuel demand always increases this time of the year, hence, this loading of fuel should have started earlier before this Yuletide craziness and of course, definitely extend to first few weeks of the new year, that's what a sane government should know.

God help me, opened this at work.

So who said its the same girl?

Saw her in niger state, she pretty like that.

hihi...i know how it feels, maybe the guy don plan use the 1H chop beans that evening

Going at that young age is darn right terrible... to think he's never coming back is more terrible.

Fearlez or whatever you call yourself! You are too good. I mean, for a long time, I haven't had such good laugh. Thanks man. But, I wish you would apologize to these ladies, cos no one deserves to be labelled all these. Cheers!!

Papertrail11:
where did this happen? Lagos North SS se

North

This NYSC is really not worth it... I know of female corpers raped at night while also leaving camp and all the NYSC officials could do was try to cover it up. Shame!

Na so, this one na till Thy kingdom come, this APC govt has bigger problems at hand, like making sure Baba remains on seat even when permanently residing abroad. These lecturers are on a long thing.