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GoingPlaces247:
Arsenal 4, Leicester 3

Which planet are you from again?

CastedDude:
Help has come the way of a young man with a unusual medical condition who was recently spotted by Barry Idakwo in a village near Ugbamaka, Olomaboro local government of Kogi State. According to Ahmed Attah, the special assistant on Health to Governor Bello - who also works at Specialist Hospital Lokoja, the young man is being expected in Lokoja today for treatment under the auspices of the Kogi State Health Funds for Indigent Citizens established by Governor Yahya Bello...

Arrangements have already been concluded with the Orthopedic Surgeon who will attend to him once he gets here.

This young man from Inele is reportedly going to be given a new lease on life.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/man-with-medical-condition-to-recieve-help-in-kogi.html

ya, I've seen this guy, when I saw him I that he had a third leg. he normally begs for alms along that enugu-lokoja road axis.

cyberdurable:
Which Girl can do this now? Personally I have known the girl and this Guy for like 6 years now...
Congrats Ogechi Onyegbu CEO ClassyVicky makeovers

so oo, whr is it gonna be? Streams of Joy?

alabi484:
That's word from the street not from nysc

Sure, that's why I'm doubting the authenticity.

Na so Na so... can't wait. Word on the street says nothing like Stream I or II again, don't know how true that is.

#ktbffh come on you blues

Seriously, while typing this, I didn't know how best to caption it. Anyways, I happen to be working in a private secondary school currently- waiting for service. So, I came across this young girl in SS1, probably 14 or 15, and from her appearance, I decided to find more about her; she had all nails coloured up, although she tried to scrape off some of the paint. Also made her hair with 'attachment'(or what do they call them) which is not accepted by the school. Turns out she's been dating a banker who loads her with cash. Huge sums have been found on her in her class. Now, my problem is not a spoilt brat living his/her life the way s/he wants but I have so much venom that I want to spill on any grown up man who sees a little girl knowing so well she is under 18, and still goes ahead to date, deflower and ruin her life. Yeah, it's none of my biswax how you live your lives, but remember karma is a b*tch fathered by a pit bull... it gets to you no matter where or who you are. Poor little girl, always says her mum (possibly a single mom) wants her to be this, or to do that... obviously she wants the best for her but does not have the time or maybe morals to show her daughter the right way. So, if you are a parent, please know who your children are seeing, where they go to and how they dress, there are a lot of sex predators everywhere. This is a lost generation but every good parent must not let their kids be lost as well.
#mrgood
#staygood
cc lalasticlala mynd44 oam4j

This ain't fun oo

Nnaa, I kinda envy these pple, anytime I dey look them I just dey smile. My turn go reach shaa

So if u want to subscribe for a higher plan instead of renewal, what do you get, half?

This is bad.. Really bad.

I remember him from those Nigerian idol days with Omawumi and Timi them, dude was energetic, surprised he didn't win. Death is indeed dumb,deaf blind and may I add stupid.

Good for them.. Nt playing their songs is kinda childish tho!

Thats just mere mischief...my guy wan fyn small trouble,doesnt mean he's sex-starved.

Nice write up. Very informative.

Surprise that sm pple dont knw abt this delicacy, havnt tasted it tho bt according 2 what Op and other pple say, its pretty tasty. Abeg op send my own via e-mail abeg if u neva finish am.

The whole situation is pathetic...

folks be whining and having migraine over a chick who says she's smart. I mean u and am no dey the same class for school nah, u gotta believe her, thats called benefit of the doubt. ANYWYZZZ... our prob 4 this country shaa pass what a smart chic has to say 'bout herself, so its cool to pour all the frustration on her. @OP, i believe you're smart and all, i mean few pple could be smart enough to be 'braggadocios' bout it. As for those people you mentioned, they had a dream and they pursued it, and believe me that takes a lot of smartness. So, if you have a dream, go for it, that way u wud be smart²

kristen12:
LMAO...... I'm comfortable already.

Epic

deeplow:
well, mine was kinda awkward. Fine girl, fine pictures... we exchanged contacts. Started talking and getting close. i never really asked for us to meet,she initiated it after a while. So, we decided to meet.

Never knew the girl was as young as she turned out to be, she never knew i was as old as i turned out to be. When we met, she was too uncomfortable to speak, hardly could look me in the eyes. i was too ashamed to start conversations too, didnt even know what to start asking her. The age difference from my guess was like 10.

The torture was that, i had ordered food before she arrived(she came a bit late and i was hungry), the food was delicious, i couldn't just leave it to waste. We sat quietly through my meal, got up as i finished, led her straight to my car and i drove her back to school. we talked for only 2 minutes out of the 20 minutes it took to get to her school.

As soon as she alighted, i deleted her number... i am sure she deleted mine right at the restaurant. There hasn't been any form of communication since.

Bros, you for ask am im age nah b4 d meeting. I knw some folks be like, 'i dont ask ladies their age' and all, bt since its social media u really had to, u cud have averted this disaster, YOU PAEDO... sorry. Cudnt stop laughin tho!

Rani Isis Lake, 29,said she was banned from booking flights in Canada because she shares here name with terrorists
She says she was barred from booking a flight three times - because she is called ISIS. Rani Isis Lake, 29, of Kent, is named after the Egyptian goddess and has always attracted comments from people about her unusual monicker.
She says it had never caused her any trouble until she tried to book internal flights for a year-long volunteering trip to Canada next year.
Ms Lake says she bought a flight between Toronto and Vancouver with three different agents - only to have it mysteriously cancelled by each of them.
The first agent blamed 'technical problems' and the other two accused her of cancelling it herself as they scrapped her booking.
After the three failed bookings over the phone Isis finally got her flight for later this month after her mum booked it using Isis's other first name of Rani.
Ms Lake, a chef, said she feels discriminated against over her name and fears how she will be treated when security officials in Canada see her passport.
She said: 'I'm a bit incensed. It's completely ridiculous and completely unfair.
'I don't want to change my name and I shouldn't have to.
'They can't do that. It is sort of discriminatory.'

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374598/Woman-called-ISIS-says-banned-flying-shares-middle-terrorists.html

Although the economy ain't funny...couldn't stop laughing at this picture.
cc: lalasticlala

Zaragal is picking on everyone, that's not fair... hey! No, offence, but it just reminds of my two-year-old niece when she's throwing tantrums. Between the two of us girl; in as much as you want people to respect your choices and opinions, you gotta respect theirs too. Besides, if Nigeria wasn't the jungle it is, you could be answering for hate crimes by now in a juvenile penitentiary (sorry, I really think you are a kid)

You not fully dressed by Sia, first heard it in Annie... Love it.

Kzealz:
The result I was being
pressured to sign did not emanate from me as
the duly appointed Returning Officer for the
Senatorial election.”

I'm very sure ur fake lazy brain didn't allow u to read this paragraph... idiot.. na ppl like u dey die quike

No mind am, na fish brain im get.

Happiness87:
see stupidity

if PDP can force you to sign fake results, APGA can as well force you to testify on their behalf

Looking at ur picture: if that's your butt, it's obvious that's where ur brain is... so sorry to say but you made me say it.

This normally happen with the men, so many of them don't trust their wives as much as to let her go somewhere alone without tailing them to really know where they are headed. I have found out also that this happens to every man,no matter the age and level of education or exposure. A man whose family resides with him in the US almost broke up his marriage because of this type of paranoia (that's what I choose to call it). His wife gave him the idea that she was going to the gym...although not mentioning to him that she was going to pick her friend first,so that both of them could go together. This man followed his wife almost immediately and headed straight to the gym. Not seeing his wife there, he became erratic,called his wife at once and without requesting for any explanation, he started labelling his wife a liar over the phone. As they say, the rest is history.
Some also don't trust their spouses as much as to allow them have conversations with other men when they are around without having a feeling that their conversation is nothing more than a move to cheat on them. I mean, a man should have a level of trust for his woman before he can be convinced to marry her. But it seems that trust soon disappears after some years of marriage.
For the married women who witness this issue,feel free to contribute and as for the men,what drives you to have mistrust for your wife? If you're a man and you've worked on this and gotten over it, you can share how you did it, it could help a soul.
cc lalasticlala

Nice development. But please Aba is not the capital of Abia, op.

Those phones respond to prints,both finger and toe... ur toe can operate ur phone...likewise every soft material that has fingerprints on it or wavy patterns just like prints.

Here's mine www.nairaland.com/2354922/letter-abc-transport-my-bad-experience

Trust me,this can only pave way for worse things... Bestiality is next.