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 Jokes Etc / Laugh Out Loud by Emperoris(m): 11:40am On May 27, 2013 |
.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? 'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell"LION" ... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"... And another .Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. And Akpos was about to die,so he decided to call a pastor.The doctor said that the level of alcohol in his system has destroyed his liver and he has only a day to live.The pastor told akpors to say after him, "Lord as i come to join you in paradise,accept my soul.Forgive me of all my sins and make me whole".After all the recitation,akpors said that he hasone last wish.The pastor asked,"what is it?".Akpors replied,"Could u get me one last bottle of beer". |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dortmund Vs Real Madrid (4 - 1) On 24th April, 2013 by Emperoris(m): 9:54pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Go to www.fixplanet.tk for jambs runs |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 16th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 5:58pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
okechukwu2013: NEPA don cease lite 4 here is Arsenal still on Top or has their theOGAONTOP changed things?on your gen |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 16th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 5:58pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Full time |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 16th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
*laugh* |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 16th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 5:38pm On Mar 16, 2013 |
Arsenal has scored
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 9:28pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Goal..........cazorla |
| Health / Re: World Sleep Day Is On 15 March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 6:33pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
ceejay80s: oga u dey sleep? Open ur eyes, u be last to comment |
| Health / Re: World Sleep Day Is On 15 March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 6:13pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Wow.....first page things |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Emperoris(m): 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
[poke](lol)[color=#000099][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Religion / Re: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina Named New Pope, Pope Francis! by Emperoris(m): 5:34pm On Mar 13, 2013 |
Sup.....may God help them |
| Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose And Wizkhalifa Welcome Baby Sebastian by Emperoris(m): 1:13pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
Sup. That wiz looks like a real woman. Lol |
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