.Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do?
'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell"LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like "
MOSQUITO"...
And another


.Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to
the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.
And Akpos was about to die,so he decided to call a pastor.The doctor said that the level of alcohol in his system has destroyed his liver and he has only a day to live.The pastor told akpors to say after him, "Lord as i come to join you in paradise,accept my soul.Forgive me of all my sins and make me whole".After all the recitation,akpors said that he hasone last wish.The pastor asked,"what is it?".Akpors replied,"Could u get me one last bottle of beer".