politricks:
That is africa for you

Seriously, its appalling. I am even surprised the NFF have not noticed this themselves.

I wanted to see the match report of the Super Falcons game against South Africa and so went to CAF's website (cafonline.com). Behold, Africa's governing body on football matters shocked me by listing super eagles players on the Falcons Line up! As though that was not bad enough, the game was listed as yet to commence! Geeze...

Is it really difficult keeping a website up to date? Especially for an organization like CAF that earns millions of dollars on sponsorship of its tournament? And what would it have taken CAF, the organizers of this tournament to get the actual names of players being featured?

I am really disappointed to say the least.

AdannayaBella: If in 2014, a person whether man or woman is still unable to find his/her way around a kitchen, then he/she is completely useless. Why should anyone even put up with such a liability?

This, my dear, is the beginning and ending of this post. Only a physically impaired person can be allowed the excuse of not knowing their way around the kitchen.

My opinion!

ATLANTA96: Pls someone should update me on where to watch it. i live in ATLANTA GA. USA. and i dnt want to miss the match. website, online pls pls pls

Go to stopstream(dot)com

blank: Medview that always cancel, delay flights. I cannot use Medview for local flights even if they are the only flight and they are usually cheaper.

This is not correct!

Medview are known for keeping to Time. No other airline keeps to time as much as they do.

DICKtator: i doubt those places exist

Those places are in ilorin, Kwara state.

Odunnu: Easy Man. You are wrong. Keep quiet and let those who know educate you on the system here

Thank you.

strangerf: How can you " get A1 in JSS exams?"

Something isn't right about the story.

Do you know how junior Waec exams are graded? Its the same grading system as the SSCE - (from A1 to F9).
so its very possible to score or get A1s in her JSS Exams

Some Ways to Simulate Being in the Navy:

1. Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five.

2. Surround yourself with 200 people that you don't really know or like: people who smoke, snore like Mack trucks going uphill, and use foul language like a child uses sugar on cereal.

3. Unplug all radios and TVs to completely cut yourself off from the outside world. Have a neighbour bring you a Time, Newsweek, or Proceedings from five years ago to keep you abreast of current events.

4. Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc)

5. Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate the smell of 40 people using the same commode.

6. Lock the bathroom twice a day for a four hour period.

7. Wear only military uniforms. Even though nobody cares, clean and press one dress uniform and wear it for 20 minutes.

8. Cut your hair weekly, making it shorter each time, until you look bald or look like you lost a fight with a demented sheep.

9. Work in 19-hour cycles, sleeping only four hours at a time, to ensure that your body does not know or even care if it is day or night.

10. Listen to your favourite CD 6 times a day for two weeks, then play music that causes acute nausea until you are glad to get back to your favourite CD.

11. Cut a twin mattress in half and enclose three sides of your bed. Add a roof that prevents you from sitting up (about 10 inches is a good distance) then place it on a platform that is four feet off the floor. Place a small dead animal under the bed to simulate the smell of your bunkmate's socks.

12. Set your alarm to go off at 10 minute intervals for the first hour of sleep to simulate the various times the watchstanders and nightcrew bump around and wake you up. Place your bed on a rocking table to ensure you are tossed around the remaining three hours. Make use of a custom clock that randomly simulates fire alarms, police sirens, helicopter crash alarms, and a new-wave rock band.

13. Have week old fruit and vegetables delivered to your garage and wait two weeks before eating them.

14. Prepare all meals blindfolded using all the spices you can grope for, or none at all. Remove the blindfold and eat everything in three minutes.

15. Periodically, shut off all power at the main circuit breaker and run around shouting "fire, fire, fire" and then restore power.

16. At least once a month, force the commode to overflow to simulate a 'black water system' boo-boo.

17. Buy a gas mask and smear it with rancid animal fat. Scrub the faceshield with steel wool until you can no longer see out of it. Wear this for two hours every fifth day especially when you are in the bathroom.

18. Study the owner's manual for all household appliances. Routinely take an appliance apart and put it back together.

19. Remove all plants, pictures and decorations. Paint everything gray, white, or the shade of hospital smocks.

20. Buy 50 cases of toilet paper and lock up all but two rolls. Ensure one of these two rolls is wet all the time.

21. Smash your forehead or shins with a hammer every two days to simulate collision injuries sustained onboard Navy ships.

22. When making sandwiches, leave the bread out for six days, or until it is hard and stale.

23. Every 10 weeks, simulate a visit to another port. Go directly to the city slums wearing your best clothes. Find the worst looking place, and ask for the most expensive beer that they carry. Drink as many as you can in four hours. Take a cab home taking the longest possible route. Tip the cabby after he charges you double because you dress funny and don't speak right.

24. Use fresh milk for only two days after each port visit.

25. Keep the bedroom thermostat at 2 deg C and use only a thin blanket for warmth.

26. Ensure that the water heater is connected to a device that provides water at a flow rate that varies from a fast drip to a weak trickle, with the temperature alternating rapidly from -2 to 95 deg C.

27. Use only spoons which hold a minimum of 1/2 cup at a time.

28. Repaint the interior of your home every month, whether it needs it or not.

29. Remind yourself every day: 'it's not just a job, it's an adventure!'

30. Mix kerosene with your water supply to simulate the de-sal plant on the ship picking up JP5 in the intake -- if a lit match thrown into your coffee pot doesn't ignite it, add more kerosene.

31. Stand outside at attention at dawn and have the poorest reader you know read the morning paper outloud. Be sure to have him skip over anything pertinent.

32. Every four hours, check the fluid level in your car's radiator. Check the tire pressure and replace air lost from excessive pressure checks. Be sure to place red tag on ignition stating "DANGER: DO NOT OPERATE" while you perform these checks. Inform your neighbor as to the results of these checks, have him tell you to repeat the checks because he did not see you perform them.

33. Paint your house grey (exterior) include windows except for rooms you do not frequent, paint your car grey, paint your driveway a different shade of grey.

34. Wait outside your dining area as a family member eats a meal, then have that person serve you a meal prepared several hours earlier.

35. Shut all blinds and doors at sunset.

36. Clean your house 'till there's absolutely not a speck of dust anywhere. Call on a stranger to come inspect your house. Ensure stranger sees dust that has collected in the time it took to find him. Stranger cannot leave until he finds irrational fault with your house/belongings.

37. Hang Christmas lights in June. When the neighbors ask, say, "deceptive lighting."

38. Hang white lights when relatives visit. When neighbors ask, say, "friendship lights."

Its really mind boggling.

I really felt bad. And the way the kids were playing with the brother and friends, u would know its somthin they hav bcom used to.

I know people do crazy and weird things, but i expect that we should have regard for our kids when we engage in certain vices.

Imagine my surprise wen i visited a friend and some other friends of his and his younger brother also came around, and right there in his sitting room they started smoking weed, and his kids (5 and 2) where right there. The act so shocked me i didnt know what to say. The annoying part was that the kids mom didnt see anything wrong wit her kids being in such environment.

Maybe i hav lost touch wit trends, but i strongly beliv it is absolutely wrong to expose kids to such. because at a point the older child started playing wit the smoke that my friends brother was puffing at her face. I told my friend my feelin, and he only laughed. I had to leave earlier than i intended.

What do you make of this kind of attitude?

coogar:

you are just a nincompoop!
why pity whoever marries me? i don't need your pity.
save that pity for when the ground finally opens under you. . . . you indolent swine!

Hahahaha! your post just goes to show the bitter person that you are.

None on these ladies caused your frustration, go vent it some where else, Deranged lunatic!

@Cooger, you are a very big Fool. An attention seeker. These ladies responding to you are just wasting their time.

I pity for who ever is married to you/or will be married to you.

KnowAll:


This is a fallacious statement and a slap on every Geologist, Geophysicist and Petroleum Engineers that trained in Nigeria. Could someone please put this man to shame and out of his misery just because he went to “Oyinbo University, he don sabi pass everybody be dat he wan dey form”
Since I did not do any of those courses I cannot carry your crosses for you. But I would however be very surprise that a Petroleum Engineer or Petrol-Chemical Engineer from any of the ‘FUTA’ has never seen oil b4 graduating.

@KnowAll, i think you need to take a chill pill. I studied Geology also (and not in any Oyinbo University), and believe me when i tell that 95% of my class never saw crude oil b4 graduating. those that were opportuned to was as a result of their industrial training with oil companies. Majority of our field trips was majorly centred around Rocks/Outcrops and bitumen deposits. So stop typing rubbish here.

190:

TOP 1000 

why not TOP 6

Nigerian is growing and we still see goats, mosquito and lions roaming freely around lagos

Dude, is everything a joke to u? Try and get serious for once. Having 9 banks in Africa's top 25, that is no mean fit.

Excellent Thread!

This is really Enlightening. And i thought i knew A LOT about my country. With some of the efforts our past leaders have put to keep Nigeria as one, it is fully understandable why they don't want us to separate.

But fair is fair. Since some people have refused to accept the fact that we can be a powerful nation, then if splitting will put their mind at rest, then splitting it shall be.

But I'd love for my country to remain WHOLE

Sports splash on LTV (Mainly when Hosted by Godwin Enakhena). Brila Fm is it for listening to sports (total sports not just football) on radio

It really is better to stay single and alive compared to being in an abusive union/relationship and dead.

R.I.P Titi