₦airaland Forum

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terra hawks! Wetin concern this one n marriage? Op na so u wan deceive us enter family way abi? If u like make i dey the cast of tofan, i go marry when i get my omalichanwa o. Am still young at heart!

i think with all your submissions nigeria needs community police or rather state police because we all know the bad eggs in our communities and it will be easier to prosecute bad policemen.

manmustwac:
which part of Nigeria is your neighbourhood in?

Abuja

I have noticed a new trend in my neighbourhood that is quiet alarming, men of the Police force go about on a random arrest spree daily between the hours of 10pm. I have had to condition my movements because of the fear that i can be harrassed for no reason even if i feel like taking a stroll.
It's a cliche that ignorance is not an excuse for sin, so i can be wrong by assuming strolling at late hours is not a crime. Please Nairalanders help shed more light on this issue because as i type this message, my security man is cooling his heels in a police cell and his crime is going on an errand arround the hour of 10pm. Please if we have barristers or law enforcement officers here help englighten me on possible charges in court because it has been rumoured that if i pay a fee of 5000 naira he will be freed. What's the fee for? If i pay will a receipt be issued? Please treat as urgent.

ok

j town! Greatest city in naija!

Gaybama teaching dullardino how to become catlyn jenner. Oya do come! Our naira is falling o!

Tor tiv must see this! See very big lat! (Lol *rat)

lol! When water don pass garri

oya we done hear! Op abi him send u msg with 100 dollar ni? Lol!

make i catch space

women n money sha. Tonto dike this guy fine 4 ur eye? Just because say coconut get water e no mean say e fit cause rain o. Truth be told, Ur kids will look like him!

naija no dey carry last.

when will all these excuses stop? Oya dullardino come over for fifteen strokes of cane. Daura kunu head.

lol! Every drug known to man has side effects if taken in excess but over lashing postinor 2 is not the solution rather u should concentrate on educating women on safe sex. Postinor 2 has protectd a lot of kids from coming into this world to suffer. If konji hook u, use a condom, if d condom burst...

cause: too much akamu

Daura President!

lol!

Maintech:
what is the title of this comedy?

this nigeria!

So this is the change? Will stay here wisthling till amala turns white