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Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Emteebee(m): 9:56pm On Mar 30, 2015

Evathyst:
that's a whopping difference of 3,470,546.

I swear, dey won't be able to recover from such a devastating blow.

Or would they conjure up votes that is more than the paltry turnout in the whole of South-south region? Yeye dey smell!

Meanwhile, lemme be enjoying events with my popcorn and chilled coke.

Despite that dem never call gombe, sokoto, bauchi and zamfara. Lagos still dey half half. I just dey smile.

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Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Emteebee(m): 9:52pm On Mar 30, 2015

Looking at that Kano figure alone gives some kind of orgasm dem!!!!

Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Emteebee(m): 9:44pm On Mar 30, 2015

I swear to God channels tv are with pdp. When katsina ,Kano and kaduna were called, they didn't put the result on their screen but as soon as they saw the wide margin of Abia they decide to put it on screen . Hmm God is watching

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Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Emteebee(m): 9:29pm On Mar 30, 2015

What is wrong with channels tv na. They always mute the audio when pdp is about to be called. They should stop it ooo

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Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Emteebee(m): 9:24pm On Mar 30, 2015

This one that only the north is presenting first dey make me dey think something is going on somewhere #justmymind.

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Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Puts Full Boobs On Display In A Bid To Relieve Election Tension by Emteebee(m): 7:23pm On Mar 30, 2015

She looks a bit like candy Manson.

Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Emteebee(m): 4:31pm On Mar 30, 2015

79,000 votes cancelled. Omo that's too many

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Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Emteebee(m): 4:26pm On Mar 30, 2015

misskenny:
Wow, Election is another thg dat brings nigerians 2geda, my neighbour will nt let me rest, wants to check d internet everytime to see who's leading. No light 4 here ooo, listening 4rm radio

Only if you share interest in the same candidate
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Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Emteebee(m): 4:24pm On Mar 30, 2015

homesteady:
The man announcing this Nasarawa result is very smart!

Why did you say so ?

Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Emteebee(m): 4:05pm On Mar 30, 2015

Ndyoo:
Dem no get online link to watch this thing ni? I done tire for una hypertension...

Go to youtube and watch it on channels tv live

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Politics › Re: General Buhari And His Wife Being Accredited (photos) by Emteebee(m): 10:07am On Mar 28, 2015

soldierdollar:
If Goodluck had not eradicated Ebola , tell me how this man would have casted his vote

Casted? Smh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Germanwings Co-pilot "Deliberately" Crashed Plane! by Emteebee(m): 8:14am On Mar 27, 2015

Kill as many people as you want. As long as you're not Muslim, you won't be called a terrorist."

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Education › Re: Fun Test: Name the Parts of the Body in Your Language! by Emteebee(m): 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2015

agatson:
1. Hair (gashi)
2. Eyes (idanu)
3. Ears (kunnuwa)
4. Nose (hanchi)
5. Chest (kirji)
6. Stomach (ciki)
7. Fingers (yatsu)
8. Knee cinya). gwiwa
9. Toes (yatsun kafa)
10. Head (kai)
11. Mouth (baki)
12. Shoulder kafada)
13. Arm (tafin hannu)
14. Hand (hannu)
15. Leg (kafa)
16. Foot (tafin kafa)
.........................
17. Cheek kumatu)
18. Adam's apple (.............). Zakaran wuya / makwallato
19. bosom (xxxx). Duwawu
20. Umbilicus (.............). Cibiya
21. Abdomen (tumbi)
22. Groin (.............). makwancin gwaiwa
23. joystick (Bleep). Azzakari
24. Vagina (xxxx). Farji
25. Thigh (.............). Cinya
26. Calf (.............). Maraki
27. Ankle (gwiwar kafa)
28. Forehead (goshi)
29. Chin (kumatu)
30. Shoulder kafada
31. Arm (tafin hannu)
32. Elbow gwiwar hannu)
33. Forearm (.............). hannu da dantse
34. Wrist wuyan hannu)

Romance › Re: Oghosa Ovienrioba, Nigerian Woman Porn Addict (Photos) by Emteebee(m): 2:30pm On Mar 09, 2015

400 hours and she's addicted? . Lol she doesn't know what porn addiction is .

Politics › Re: Buhari Danced In Ibadan! (video) by Emteebee(m): 11:08am On Jan 31, 2015

But why him dey talk like say hot yam dey him mouth sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Sign Post Of A Cafe In Taiwan by Emteebee(m): 4:05am On Jan 27, 2015

Is it bad that I didn't find this funny.?

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: What Is This Man Doing? by Emteebee(m): 3:22am On Jan 27, 2015

Curiosity. He is trying to see if the makers really took out time to carve the vagina out lol. I think about that sometimes. grin

Politics › Re: Principal Gets Death Threats For Releasing Buhari’s Results by Emteebee(m): 6:12am On Jan 23, 2015

nzeadachie:
HMMMM ANOTHER LIE FROM APC, SO MR PRINCIPAL CAN PICK THE SO CALLED DEATH THREAT CALLS, BUT HE CAN NOT PICK OR REPPLY THE PRESS

Your mumu-ness no get boundary.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Malaysia For Drug Trafficking by Emteebee(m): 8:29am On Dec 31, 2014

igbos at it again; disgracing nigeria since 1914. grin

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Travel › Re: Another Airasia Plane Carrying 153 People Overshoots Runway In The Philippines by Emteebee(m): 3:44pm On Dec 30, 2014

This basically happens any time a plane goes down. It probably happens pretty regularly (relatively speaking) and we just don't hear about it. It's only 'news' now because they just lost a plane a couple of days ago. It never fails though, any time a plane goes down a story like this soon follows.

Politics › Re: See Jonathan Declaring December 28 As New Year Day! by Emteebee(m): 7:18pm On Dec 28, 2014

olatunji21:
"Unimpeachable".ke? ..Hahaha.. which person dem no fit impeach. Lwkmd...

Unimpeachable does not mean someone who cannot be impeached; it means Impeccable or trustworthy, depending on the context .
Learn to look up words which you don't know.

Politics › Re: See Jonathan Declaring December 28 As New Year Day! by Emteebee(m): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2014

Collynzo22:
Sayng new year is tomorrow could mean a lot of things, people actually use that word to describe the nearest future, not just the next day.
Everyone does that.
Meanwhile, here is your master Buhari describing his running mate Osibanjo as a man of IMPEACHABLE integrity.
Fast forward to 3:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cddhaJnWgNY

He most probably wanted to say unimpeachable integrity, but because either the writer wasn't well sound enough or he is too old to see clearly.

Politics › Re: 2015: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win, In Whatever Way – Asari Dokubo by Emteebee(m): 5:45pm On Dec 28, 2014

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