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This is super story- a life of strife and sorrows / this is super story.
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May thunder roast raw. |
tomakint:Haha it's like we think alike, I initially wanted to write those words in bold, but then I decided not to. In nigeria every celebrity is a billionaire until either he or a colleague gets sick, then he becomes poor. ![]() |
babajero:Guy you are a confused Christian, where is your Holy Spirit? I wished you knew the bible more to have a good discussion with you to see how stupid your religion is. Jesus came to fulfil Elohim's commandment Do you know Elohim's commandement at all? I dare you to list the commandements and their punishments side by side with verses. You just like asking redundant questions. I gave all the answers you needed in the first reply. The example you gave about nigeria and its constitution doesn't even make sense and it doesn't fit the context of this discussion. Look for another example. Jehovah's law abounds in love You have limited knowledge, you don't know who the hell that Jesus character is and what he advocates. Sit down there and continue barking. But thank God you have said it all "mark 16:16" Why didn't you also mention mark 16:17 ? Which implies that Jesus’ true followers should be able to routinely perform the following tricks: 1) cast out devils, 2) speak in tongues, 3) take up serpents, 4) drink poisons without harm, and 5) cure the sick by touching them and MANY other of Jesus’ "works". Curiously I have yet to see a Christian that can do any of the above on demand. And you are here just blowing rubbish. |
Ovacoma:i don't read essay. You don't read essay ?. ![]() But i know this as you know: Holy Spirit will not be womaniser. but Holy Spirit can be an adulterer who impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. ![]() Or, anything holy about Muhammad? Did I mention Muhammad anywhere? I don't think I did. Or is it only Moslems who reject Christianity? Sir, the earlier you realize your religion is more like a story book the better. It's interesting to read as a novel, but once you start believing in those things then you've become a toy. |
Maamin:The world would have been better without all of you fools. Rubbish Religion making man think like a toy since 1ad. God is 3 different physical entities yet 1. Fucking tell your God to come let me teach him basic math. Religion my ass. |
You don go back heaven? |
Buhari matter go kill u. No go do better thing. Dey dey think about person wey no even climb sit. |
Soft drink in a bear parlor? Na question you dey ask abi na joke?. If you are not going to drink want will take you to bear parlor. Can't you get ur soft drink somewhere else. |
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I had problems in the past, I began to seek for help. Long story short, I first seek help from Allah; no answer., the Jesus; no answer then I went to a Hindu spiritualist to seek for guidance and salvation and I asked lord Vishnu to guide my ways. 3 days after that I was given a double promotion at work unexpectedly. Becuase prior to me accepting Vishnu, I was about to be sacked but immediately after accepting Vishnu as my lord and savior , my life has been bright as the sky will be in full day time. I've been enjoying my like to the fullest to a point I couldn't have ever imagined. My friend, will you accept Vishnu as you lord and savior to guide your ways ? If no, why |
It motivates them, it energizes them. Just imagine how boring their work will be if the were no music playing. But with music, their mind is always engaged. I don't know how to explain it real deep. Don't you listen to music when bored ? |
It depends. Life na man abi woman? |
Op how did you arrive at their net worth.
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slimfit1:E be like say you still be small boy, dem never born you that time.
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babajero:When Jesus said He came to fulfil the law he was not talking about the Israelites law they made for themself that guide them, You are one ignorant Christian, so you think the Jews made laws for themselves ? LOL in the Ten Commandment there was no where it was written that if you commit a particular crime you will be stoned or beheaded That's why I said you Christians are a bunch of hypocrites. You don't read your bible but you make the loudest noise. Well I don't have time to be writing all the Ten Commandments and their punishments, instead I will just give you one. The first commandment; 1st. Commandment : Exodus 20:3 “Thou shalt have no other gods before me”. Old Testament punishment - Deuteronomy 17:1-5 “And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heavens, which I have not commanded. Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing and shalt stone them with stones,till they die”. Deuteronomy 13:6-10, “If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is of thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. Thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God." Exodus 22:20 “He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed”. New Testament punishment - Mark 16:16 “He that believeth not, shall be damned”. , it was the Israelites that put a purnishment for a crime commited in order to check their excesses and not God. This is the dumbest statement I've heard this year. Thanks to you. |
Basildvalour:That's why i said use your small head and think, if you had done that, you wouldn't ask me this question. Because one looks frail doesn't mean he isn't strong or he's less fit, and I gave an example of ultimate senario which could happen, Mugabe look a lot more frail than Buhari, but the office didn't make him any less weak not to talk of dying. |
Ovacoma:Shut up there, John 16:12-15 12 I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now. Please, tell one new thing (I know they are many) but just one new thing which the Holy Ghost has brought to you in the last 2000 years which jesus couldn't say at that time becuase they wouldn't bear it. {just one}. Many churches claim to have Holy Spirit, is this Holy Spirit shy, why isn't the Holy Ghost bringing solutions to problems. If he ,has please state one. 13 Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; Please, tell me, if the Holy Ghost is part of the God-head why would he have to wait to be told something. If he is part of the God-head, he should be able to take decisions instantly.unless of course if one God would have to ask for permission from the other. but whatsoever he shall hear, Please explain to me, since they are co-eternal and three in one. why would jesus make this statement.? The Holy Ghost should know what going one. God and Jesus should not be having a meeting while Holy Ghost doesn't know what's going on. that shall he speak: Please explain to me how the holy ghost has talked or been talking to you or anybody or the churches.since everyone now claims to have the Holy Ghost, pls tell how he speaks to you guys. and he will shew you things to come. Please explain what the Holy Ghost has shown that will come. Something new or something coming in future.im sure you've been baptized and you've received you Holy Ghost. Pls share with me what the holy has told you about things to come. 14 He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew it unto you. Please explain to me how the holy will glorify jesus who is also part of the God-head also. Even if it's possible, please explain to me how a Holy Ghost will glorify Jesus. 15 All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that he shall take of mine, and shall shew it unto you. If the Holy Ghost is part of the God- head. Please explain to me why Jesus only mentioned only himslef and the father excluding the Holy Ghost. And also please explain why the Holy Ghost will have take something which it also owns as part of the God head. Since the Holy Ghost is part of the God-head, it should also own what God and Jesus both have. He doesn't need to borrow. John 16:7 Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you. Please explain to me, looking at the above verse, it means that Jesus has to go first before the Holy Ghost will come. Which means the Holy Ghost wasn't present at that time. This doesn't even make sense because in Luke 1:41 it tells us that elizerbeth had the Holy Ghost before Jesus was born, and then John the baptist had the Holy Ghost from his mother's womb. Don't forget, this Holy Ghost was also helping Jesus and his ministry, he was also helping the deciples. If you know the bible, you will know that before Jesus and the deciples parted, Jesus said "receive yee the Holy Ghost and the received it at the moment. Please explain to me which Holy Ghost was Jesus talking about since elizerbeth, John the baptist and the deciples seems to have gotten the Holy Ghost. Pls reply. |
Sanchez01:Nice try. You sir, just used the bullshit scapegoat which all Christians on the authority of your pastors use Inorder to ignore the bizarre laws and attrocites in your bible and that which it promotes., Inorder to show God in a kinder way. O.k sir, let me show some verses which shows that the Old Testiment is not to be ignored. I would like to know your response. Thank you. 1) “For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV) Clearly the Old Testament is to be abided by until the end of human existence itself. None other then Jesus said so. 2) All of the vicious Old Testament laws will be binding forever. "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB) 3) Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB) 3b) "All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching, for refutation, for correction, and for training in righteousness..." (2 Timothy 3:16 NAB) 3c) "Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God." (2 Peter 20-21 NAB) 4) Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children according to Old Testament law. Mark.7:9-13 "Whoever curses father or mother shall die" (Mark 7:10 NAB) 5) Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (Matthew 15:4-7) 6) Jesus has a punishment even worse than his father concerning adultery: God said the act of adultery was punishable by death. Jesus says looking with lust is the same thing and you should gouge your eye out, better a part, than the whole. The punishment under Jesus is an eternity in Hell. (Matthew 5:27) 7) Peter says that all slaves should “be subject to [their] masters with all fear,” to the bad and cruel as well as the “good and gentle.” This is merely an echo of the same slavery commands in the Old Testament. 1 Peter 2:18 8. Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law" (John7:19) and “For the law was given by Moses,..." (John 1:17). 9) “...the scripture cannot be broken.” --Jesus Christ, John 10:35 There you have it. |
iliyande:Let me reply like this: - you lack knowledge of the bible well, guess what, that's the same response every foolish Christian gives when confronted with the this nasty things in their so called "holy book". - i don't believe in an argument to prove my right I didn't say you should start up an argument, did I? I didn't even write that to start up an argument because I have no time to be discussing something some crazy dude dreamt off 2000 years ago, that's if he had actually existed. What I want you to know is your religion is no different from theirs, it's all rubbish and made up shit, and to be honest yours is even worse. -but what I want to put in your death-brain is that never in anywhere in the word Christians are practicing such quotes you ignorantly listed[b] firstly, pls I would like you to tell between you and me who has a dead brain, is it I, who believe in my freedom to live under no jurisdiction of any fairytale in the sky or you who believe a non- sterilized b.astard born without a father born 2000 years ago is your God who will take you to heaven? Secondly; you said no where in world do Christians practice this things ? because the whole religion make absolutely no sense to you guys also. You cherry pick the sweet things from that fits in to your life and throw away the others. Rulings that where to be carried out by you leader, are not because you don't like them. And that's why someone like Adolf hitler, serial killers like Ted bundy will kill millions and 10s of people respectively and prior to their death accept your "lord" and then someone will tell me that they are both going to heaven. Really? And what about the millions dead ? Died all in vain. While people like bill gates, an atheist who live a humble and virtuous life, donating millions to education, global health and development will be sent to hell. Writing this shit is even just annoying me. Your God needs learn how to be a just God and be not be dumb big for nothing God. Tired of typing |
Nazeeboy:Perhaps. |
Your head is filled with water. This pic could have been taken in Malaga's stadium during away match. |
Basildvalour:Learn to reason with small head. You think it's by his frail look? If that's the case, Mugabe for don die na. |
Op your yansh no fit relax make the official result commit. Abi tem say your papa name go dey inside? |
truthman2012:
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God cannot come to this world himself. |
iliyande:Stop being a f.cking hypocrite. You think your religion is better than their won. Which bible teaches love? You think your own bible is holy. You think your bible teaches peace. If you want to f.ucking condemn another religion, then examine yours if there are flaws or not. Don't be evil and judge things one sided. Because you don't practice your religion right doest mean your religion doesn't teach disgusting things. Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) Kill Witches You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB) Kill Homosexuals "If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB) Kill Fortunetellers A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB) Death for Hitting Dad Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB) Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB) 2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT) Death for Adultery If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT) Death for Fornication A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)
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When people are believing one a.sshole went to heaven and spent some days there seeing mansions and other deluded stuff his mind has been stuffed with, why won't guys like this have followers. Smh for religion. It has made grown, intelligent people into p.ussies.
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