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Christianity Etc › Re: Can Someone Pls Help Me With The Attributes Of God. by Emteebee(m): 12:10am On Apr 28, 2015

ProphetUdeme:
who the hell is this and which cave did this one emanate from?

My name jesus and I emanated from a dark cave called "The virgin p.u..ssy"

Christianity Etc › Re: Photos Of Inside Of Khabah by Emteebee(m): 9:54pm On Apr 27, 2015

Where are the pictures ?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Go To Church On Monday? by Emteebee(m): 9:17pm On Apr 27, 2015

Pls ask them o,
Instead of them to use their brain in exploring the world and paving ways on how to make the world a better place, they busy running helter-skelter for some mystery object.

Politics › Re: Angel Of Death Erupts From Chile's Volcano (photos) by Emteebee(m): 8:59pm On Apr 27, 2015

ProfessorPeter:
Expect more of these as the coming of my Lord Jesus Christ is near

Where is he now?

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Someone Pls Help Me With The Attributes Of God. by Emteebee(m): 8:54pm On Apr 27, 2015

temi4fash:
Boss. . Dis is not what I asked for. . and pls don't disrespect God

Dis is not what I asked for.
You said we should help you analyze how powerful God is. That's what I just did.?

and pls don't disrespect God
F.uck him or them, whichever one. Tell the three of them to do their worst. Let me see if they are shameful enough to take another blood after all the blood they took of those Egyptian babies

Christianity Etc › Re: The Supremacy Of God Over Adversity. by Emteebee(m): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2015

People without religion also face adversities and still get out from one without the help of "big daddy". So what's you point?

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Colour Of Satan? by Emteebee(m): 7:20pm On Apr 27, 2015*

CountDracula:
Ur moniker says atheist101, so I'm guessin ure an atheist, so ur question says ure either stvpid or ure pretendin to be stvpid

At least he's not as s.t.upid as some one who believes that some big fairy tale in the sky sent down a dove who impregnated a "virgin" chick, who then gave birth to a ba.st.ard. Who was then killed, buried, and rose to life, then went up to the sky.
I'm sure your mind would be telling you this is just so f.u.cked up, but you would never agree with your mind because big daddy up there is going cane you.

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Health › Re: How Do I Gain Chubby Cheeks? by Emteebee(m): 7:00pm On Apr 27, 2015

enomasly:
thanks so much the egg for acne treatment how does it work? By consumption or facial application?

Facial application. Btw, only use the white, so you have to know how you are going seperate the white from the yolk.

Christianity Etc › Re: "Heaven Is So Real" By Choo Nam Thomas by Emteebee(m): 6:57pm On Apr 27, 2015

Let me guess the book is all about how she died, went to heaven on tour and came back right . Well , too bad she is dead for real now and i dare her to come back and tell us what she has seen again. When will you Christians utilize your brain to the fullest and reason instead just believing any non sense. Smh

Health › Re: How Do I Gain Chubby Cheeks? by Emteebee(m): 6:41pm On Apr 27, 2015

Burger?

More carbs; candies ( low calorie candies or chewing gum) , dried bananas, dried dates, Hot crunch corn flakes, corn cakes ( normal type, I have forgotten the name) , pretzels, bread ( use jam when eating it), potato ( fried ones)

Apple paste: get a fresh apple, cut into two and mash it. Then apply it onto you face for twenty minutes.
You can also use;

Butter - sugar paste: ,mix them together and rub on the check for 20 minutes, then wash it away. It's better you do this when you are about to take your bath so you can wash it off thoroughly. ( this really works )

Milk: you are taking already. (Preferable liquid )

I don't know if raw egg works but I know it's used to cure acne, but if you want to you can try it.

Drink plenty plenty plenty water.

Lastly, fat transfer surgery, it's the fastest method.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Baby Born With Four Sets Of Limbs Worshipped As DEITY by Emteebee(m): 5:25pm On Apr 27, 2015

An2elect2:
your point?

Did I write in tongues ? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: 500 Billion Pounds Questions For Christians by Emteebee(m): 5:08pm On Apr 27, 2015

shahydbinaliyu:
religion is already complete by our creator... and there are instances or causes of matter for you to kill... if the person wants to kill you, I mean attempted to kill you.. in the process of trying to save yourself, you could kill.. in law. it's called self defense...

killing infidels only if they attempt to kill you... Islam or any religion doesn't encourage killing UNJUSTLY...

prophet only wages war on those who wage war against them... prophet never start war.. unbelievers do start it... Allah told him not to strike first and never to kill women or children or surrendered Soilders... ..

Islam is so beautiful if you know the truth about it

I see. So;
Isis
Boko haram
Al-Shabbab
Al-qaeda
And the rest of your Islamic group are all in self defense right. ?
Killing people in sharia law is also self defense right.?
You guys are just like those useless Christians, you sugar coat your religion to gullible people but deep inside its chaotic and disastrous.
Just look at how Islam has disstabilize the Middle East, destroyed the once beautiful country of Iraq,Iran, afganistan, and others. It displaced thousands if not millions of people round the world.
Please tell me how that makes the world better.

Politics › Re: Mikel Obi And Kim Kardashian After Training Session Yesterday (photo) by Emteebee(m): 4:46pm On Apr 27, 2015

Celebrities › Re: To Think She's 45 Years Old...with A Body Like That! (photos) by Emteebee(m): 4:43pm On Apr 27, 2015

The power of make up.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 500 Billion Pounds Questions For Christians by Emteebee(m): 4:34pm On Apr 27, 2015

shahydbinaliyu:
ofcourse religion has... religious people never go astray from Creator commandments... all those killings and vile behavior... you can see it's all for selfish interest.. mostly political interests... look at the history of genocide in the world.. it's all on selfish political reasons....

if everyone abide by religion rules, World will be so peaceful

religious people never go astray from Creator commandments...

Good. Now answer this;
1. What if the creator ask you to kill in the name of the religion. (Tell me how that will make the world a better place.)
2. How would you justify those verses about killing "infidels" in the name of your religion. ( I don't have to list them, you know them)
3. Your prophet waged war on "infidels" and as a muslim you are required to follow his Sunnah, now tell me how that will make the world peaceful.
I would appreciate your reply.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Know You Have The Holy Spirit? by Emteebee(m): 4:22pm On Apr 27, 2015

sukkot:
Santa claus is real. it started with a guy named saint nicholas who would go around and give poor children gifts. its a true story. historically logged. the name santa claus is a modofication of saint nicholas

commercialization and consumerism has made Christmas to stray away from st Nick. He is now depicted as being fat, dressed in red with a flowing white beard, and being jolly and plump. There is a lot of debate whether he is real or not. Now, despite having not seen this mystical dude nor knowing st Nick, why do you think people still believe that this mystery guy is real? (i mean fat mystery guy)

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Know You Have The Holy Spirit? by Emteebee(m): 3:56pm On Apr 27, 2015

sukkot:
some things in life just are. just cuz you cant see it dont mean it dont exist. for example you breath in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide but can you see the oxygen that you are inhaling ? but you just assume you are inhaling it right ? even though you dont see it. another example is a tornado. do you see the wind ? but just by how it is swirling the sand and destroying things in its path you know even though you cant see it, it exists. like i said initially, some things just are. you dont have to see everything to believe it.

Do you believe Santa claus is real? If no, why?

Christianity Etc › Re: 500 Billion Pounds Questions For Christians by Emteebee(m): 3:43pm On Apr 27, 2015*

shahydbinaliyu:
do you really think the world would be a better place without religion? do you know it's religion that is curbing or restricting the cruelness of humans? without religion, the world would have cease to exist because we would have done eliminating each other long ago.. in a world without religion, there won't be space for less privileged to live, less privilege will be slaves...

it's religion that is shaping the world into a better place, the Earth will be best place in the universe if we could all base every kind of judgement and our life style on religion...

besides, how do you think you exist? holy books are father and teacher of science..

do you know how many scientific stuffs that's In Quran? both what they have already discovered and ones they haven't discovered

do you know it's religion that is curbing or restricting the cruelness of humans shocked

Please tell me how it restricts it ? Also If it has successfully done that.
I would appreciate your reply.

Christianity Etc › Re: 500 Billion Pounds Questions For Christians by Emteebee(m): 3:40pm On Apr 27, 2015

NumberOne2:
Simple Question:

Jesus is his only BEGOTTEN son:
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - John 3:16

We are ADOPTED sons and joint heirs:
"For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God." - Romans 8:14
"The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God:
And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together." - Romans 8:16-17

You can read the entire Romans 8 for more info

The word "begotten" has been removed from the NIV by bible scholars as a fabrication after they realized the word does not exist in the most ancient manuscript
John 3:16 NIV reads " For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Know You Have The Holy Spirit? by Emteebee(m): 3:22pm On Apr 27, 2015

sukkot:
bros, just because i have never been to australia does not mean australia does not exist. i want you to think deeply about that

Nice. Now do you believe Australia exists by faith? Obviously no, you have one evidence or the other. Likewise, the Holy Spirit situation, we need evidence. We don't need someone to come and tell us some wierd out of imagination events which only he experiences. Also remember these things,
-people with near death experience see wierd things.
-mad people see wierd things
-people with mental problems see wierd things
-people see wierd thing in dreams
What do you think will happen to the world had we started believing all their stories.?

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Politics › Re: Very Graphic Photos Of Killed Boko Haram Fighters by Emteebee(m): 3:09pm On Apr 27, 2015

vheMa:
itumo

Politics › Re: Very Graphic Photos Of Killed Boko Haram Fighters by Emteebee(m): 3:05pm On Apr 27, 2015

jogojogo:
Meaning?

Relax, I just came up with that saying because of what she said.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Know You Have The Holy Spirit? by Emteebee(m): 1:08pm On Apr 27, 2015

sukkot:
you will have lots of celestial communication in your dreams and even when awake. if you have the holy spirit the LORD will open up a portal in your mind to where you will see things others cant see. you will see the messages in everything he is doing. some people call it being in the fourth dimension. even though we all exists on earth as humans some peoples eye can only see in three dimensions but if you have the holy spirit you will have a four dimension vision

You and I deep down know that this is a bloody lie and it doesn't happen. You can claim it happens, but in your heart you know it doesn't.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Male Or Female? by Emteebee(m): 12:53pm On Apr 27, 2015*

I hope God is woman. Since jesus didn't get a chick on earth, at least he might not miss out in getting some heavenly p.u.ss.y

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Someone Pls Help Me With The Attributes Of God. by Emteebee(m): 12:24pm On Apr 27, 2015

-he is a god of contradictory history
-he is a god of unfulfilled prophecy
-he is a god of contradictory justice
-he is a god who has infinite punishment for finite sins.
-he is a god who creates suffering.
-he is a god of injustice
-he is a god of mass murder
-he is a perfect god who begets imperfection
-he is a god who wants belief more than action
-he is an omniscient god who get surprised.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Holyghost... by Emteebee(m): 12:14pm On Apr 27, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Baby Born With Four Sets Of Limbs Worshipped As DEITY by Emteebee(m): 12:05pm On Apr 27, 2015

If you laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. Then you are a hypocrite Christian.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Muhammad Prophesied In Bible by Emteebee(m): 11:43am On Apr 27, 2015

Ovacoma:
Proverbs 26:4 says' Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. I have replies for you, but they will make me look like you.

You are a fool for denying and rejecting the IPU's divine transcendence ,relying on your feeble powers of human reason and so are you condemned."
BTW, Just shut up cuz you have no replies. If you had any, you would have provied replies to my questions.

Politics › Re: Very Graphic Photos Of Killed Boko Haram Fighters by Emteebee(m): 11:07am On Apr 27, 2015

vheMa:
Did anyone see that BH's ~~dick~~

, you know there is a saying that goes, " A blind man sees food when he is hungry"

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Become A Christian If..... by Emteebee(m): 10:02am On Apr 27, 2015*

Ifeann:
This is how Christ told us to pray and worship God

Matthew 6:9-13
9 “This, then, is how you should pray:
“‘Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
10 your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us today our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, [ a ]
but deliver us from the evil one

Who is this? Is that worship? shocked

. Abeg no make me laugh. This is the reason why religion is just stupid and full of confusionists. Who said those prayers above;
-Mathew
-according to Mathew
-Jesus
-according to Jesus.
The hypocrisy in Christianity is just beyond belief, you think that's how Jesus worshiped .
Let me show how every Abrahamic religion worshiped and it has never changed;

In that same Mathew:
- Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, “My Father, if it is possible, may may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will.”
-When the disciples heard this, they fell facedown to the ground, terrified.

In genesis:
-And Abraham fell on his face and God talked with him, saying,
- the Abraham fell upon his face and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?"

Exodus:
- Moses made haste and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped.

Numbers:
-Then Moses and Aaron came in from the presence of the assembly to the doorway of the tent of meeting and fell on their faces. Then the glory of the LORD appeared to them

If you wish to you can read them all, I don't have time to write them.

(Numbers 16:20-22)
(Nehemiah 8:6)
(Joshua 5:14)
(Ezekiel 9:8
(Ezekiel 11:13)

In case you didn't check them up,know that they all have one thing in common and that's "falling their head on the ground ".

I don't see any religion worshiping like that except the Moslems and the Jews.
the earlier you realize your religion is just as silly the better for you

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Muhammad Prophesied In Bible by Emteebee(m): 7:24am On Apr 27, 2015

Ovacoma:
Father forgive them for they know not what they type.

Tell him to go and impregnate another virgin so that the child can come and die for this thing that I've written. I'm just helping him because it's been a long time (more than 2000 years) since he last tasted som p.u.ss.y . WOW, that's a long time. I'm sure his craving for a fresh one.
Back to the topic,
Brother, of all the questions I asked, this is the only reasonable thing you can come up with.?
I have this for you,
A hypocrite Christian is one who knows a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call himself a Christian.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Holy Spirit Is God by Emteebee(m): 7:09am On Apr 27, 2015

kay1one2:
Because there are 3 persons in one. Jesus prayed to God the Father to send the Holy Spirit as a Comforter to believers!

What?
- which Holy Spirit was Elizabeth filled with?
- which Holy Spirit was Zachariah filled with ?
- which Holy Spirit was John the baptist filled with from his mothers womb ?. ( I'm yet to establish what this phrase really means, if you don't mind making it clearer to me.).
- which holy sprit help Jesus and his deciples?
- which Holy Spirit did Jesus fill his deciples with ?
- which Holy Spirit helped Jesus and his ministry?
- which Holy Spirit did Jesus receive while baptized from John who had already been filled with the Holy Spirit ?
All this happened before and while Jesus was on earth . But which Holy Spirit was Jesus talking about in John 16:7?
I would appreciate your reply. Tnx

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