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I think that the life of the engineer is quite funny and adventurous, so I kinda complied some fact about we the engineers...


For engineers every course apart from
engineering is easy.

An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.
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T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national
dress and Maggi is the national food.

A normal person will fix the broken things but
an engineer will first break a thing and then he
would fix it.

An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they
even can make time machine. However, he just
can’t build a relationship with a girl.

An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is
no problem, then he will create one and would
start solving it.

An engineer can derive any relation just give them
the final expression. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium
(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers
flirt.

An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.

An engineer can finish his syllabus in one
night.

An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer
knows this.

An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will
never wake up in the morning.

An Engineer is the most innocent person in front
of his parents.

Never argue with an engineer because arguing
with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your
cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll
end up slapping yourself.

No one can speak better English than an engineer
who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand.

No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she
yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her
emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

Engineer touches his car more often than his
girl.

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it
doesn’t have enough features yet!

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a
late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur
life.

Engineers don’t really mad when the price of
petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is
mistake in the vector calculation.

Engineer don’t understand things in
mathematics,
he just get used to them.

Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of
his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Engr.) in front of their names.

The working time for engineer is from morning
to
eternity.

5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000
Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are
called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

Add yours please...

P.S; I rep Electrical and Electronics Engineering

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Many students struggle to gain admission to Federal
Schools for many reasons which amongs them is the
fact that Federal Schools are lot more cheaper than
state owned institutions or private institutions.
That priviledge is what most students of the Federal
University of Petroleum Resources Effurun have
enjoyed, until recently when the school decided to cut
that priviledge short.


First they increased the acceptance fee of fresh
students from N10,000 to N30,000. This, I payed no
attention to because other federal schools pay more
than that for their acceptance fee.
Recent rumours has been going round about the
alleged increment of students fee from the normal
N26,400 to N50,000. While freshers are to pay N70,
000(excluding the N30,000 they paid for acceptance fee)
. This I feel is outragous and so uncalled for.


The speaker has called on all to take this issue upon
themselves to see to it that justice is served, hence
there would be a General students meeting tomorrow
(Friday 23rd january, 2015) to decide on the best line
of action to take, the meeting is to request our fees
structure from the school management before we go
on holidays. It is better for them to tell us to our face
what we are expected to pay, instead of them posting
it online while we are on holidays. He pleaded with all
students not to leave the schools premises after their
examinations.


I personally feel this is not a good way for the
Emakunu's Wind of Change led Government to round
up its administration. I hereby use this medium to
call on all relevant bodies to look into this issue
properly.
Please all Fuprites should kindly share this
information on
Whatsapp,Bbm,Facebook,Blogs,Twitter,calls,SMS or
any other medium that can be used. Remember, AN INJURY TO ONE IS
AN INJURY TO ALL.

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;DLemme show you how, Just follow this steps:

1. Use your preferred network
e.g Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to borrow.

2. Finish using the airtime you borrowed.

3. Change your date to
10/10/2010

4. Remove your batery and simcard from your
phone.

5. Go to a filing station, buy kerosene then go
back home.

6. Now Take your sim card rub it with kerosine
and then burn it.

With does steps, you will never pay back that
airtime u borrow..

Please. Don’t thank me, what are friends for?

Am just being caring.