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Crime / Re: Bandits Threaten To Marry Kidnapped Bride, Sell 62 Wedding Guests In Katsina by emy9(m): 9:09am On Feb 09
If I am to advise the husband of that bride, just forget about paying any ransom. Instead use that money and marry another wife. Just forget about this one. Even if this one is eventually released, you won't touch her with a long pole.
All manner of stuffs would have gone into all those women and girls. No single one will be spared so why waste your money when you can get a new bride.
Politics / Re: Policeman Killed, Mornarch’s Wife, 14 Others Abducted In Zamfara by emy9(m): 11:50am On Nov 21, 2023
That monarch should just go and marry another wife. Forget about this one cos she's gone!
If she ever is ever rescued, rest assured she's coming back with a set of triplets.

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Politics / Re: Food Insecurity: 26.5 Million Nigerians To Face Hunger In 2024 – FAO by emy9(m): 10:43pm On Nov 04, 2023
Kukutente23:
We reject it
God will take care of us even if govt fails to

Dey play
Education / Re: Robbers Invade TASUED Hostels, Rape 4 Students by emy9(m): 11:40am On Oct 27, 2023
Schools have not turned into vagina buffets for terrorists, robbers and anyone with a weapon.
Welcome to Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: What We Will Do To Hamas Will Be Remembered For Generations To Come - Netanyahu by emy9(m): 12:27am On Oct 10, 2023
Berthly:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

Acct num: Faith
318747
8996
First Bank



My friend stop spamming this place.
Go to Gaza and fight like a man.
Stop being a wimp.

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Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by emy9(m): 6:40pm On Oct 06, 2023
BrokenCondom:
Well the guy behind this handle is an old nairaland member, who "Was Here" always. Those who remember that siggy know the user behind that moniker is a gulliver, MC oluomo brother, always on the road like an agbero. He was always in problems with Traffic officers because of one road rage or the other. VIO palava to FRSC and so on. Unfortunately, he's only been to 30 Nigeria states.

Niger state is a nice state sha, but the almajiris there no send your papa if dem dey hungry.

I served in Niger State (NYSC) and I can confirm that it was awesome. I was in Pandogari, Rafi LGA. I was treated well by the community I served. One of their leaders told me he would give me his very beautiful daughter to marry if I agree to remain after serving 😂😂😂.
On completion of NYSC, I worked in Kagara for a while but unfortunately had to leave after my location was attacked by bandits. My neighbour then was the bank manager of the only bank in the community (First Bank).
Very surreal place. I met nice people too. Dated a girl there, very homely.
Remove insecurity from the North and I’ll return there in a jiffy.

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Politics / Re: Petrol: Marketers Fault Subsidy Removal Process As Queues Return by emy9(m): 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2023
Octopusssy:
I am just tired of this kind of news coming from Nigeria. What are we doing to ourselves, for God's sakes? Are Nigerians not tired of suffering??

I’m tired honestly. I wish for once our leaders will get it right and put square pegs in square holes. We don’t deserve the treatment we’ve gotten over the years. We deserve better.

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Education / Re: Bandits Kidnap 5 Female Students Of Federal University, Dutsin-Ma Katsina by emy9(m): 6:06pm On Oct 04, 2023
Northern schools have virtually been turned into vagina buffets for terrorists.
This has gone beyond ransome. Now it's a free-for-all among them to grab as much girls and women as possible to satisfy their devilish and craze-filled sexual urges. I don't see the releasing these girls even after payment of ransome until they get pregnant. Then release them and capture the next victims and so the cycle continues.
Expect to hear more girls and women kidnapped from schools and homes over the coming period.
Welcome to renewed hope.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Sympathizes With The Kidnapped Victims Of Federal University, Gusau by emy9(m): 8:41am On Sep 26, 2023
MrsTwrite:
But why only females?

They're konjified. The itch needs some releasing.
NYSC / Re: Abosede Esther, A Prospective Corp Member From Osun Has Been Kidnapped In Abuja by emy9(m): 5:31am On Aug 20, 2023
Dem go too knack this one na.
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Lures Man From Lagos To Osun, Robs Him Of N1.5M (Pictures) by emy9(m): 7:59am On Jul 14, 2023
Jennyclay:
These nonsense men should be happy that they were just robbed and not beaten to death.

Let men also understand how it feels to lure a lady jst to rape and murder her. undecided

Nonsense men!!

Fine girl, please calm down okay.
You crack me up everytime.
smiley smiley wink
Family / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by emy9(m): 6:26am On Jul 06, 2023
Pque:


To start banging underage so that when they all later know he will spend his entire life in prison on life imprisonment. Life imprisonment is the punishment for banging or defiling any under age, whether you did it once or many times it does not matter. Straight life imprisonment once you are found guilty. Many men's future have been tarnished in prison for this simple mistake. Make the report reach any police station, he own don don be that. Bad advise

At least he doesn't get to take care of any of them from prison. They'll be forced to tend for themselves. Bang the hell outta them if she insists they have to stay with him.
Family / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by emy9(m): 6:24am On Jul 06, 2023
frankyychiji:
Chase them all out with pregnancy.

Exactly.

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Family / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by emy9(m): 2:43pm On Jul 05, 2023
Bring all of them in and start banging them. By the time she knows, no one will tell her to chase all of them out.

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Crime / Re: Lady Traveling To Katsina Kidnapped After Disclosing Her Destination On Facebook by emy9(m): 9:51pm On Jan 03, 2023
She will be released next year with a set of triplets. By the time they finish with her ehhn... Lol.
Dey will learn lesson by force.
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard To Madrid Fans: I Am Sorry For Flopping At Real Madrid by emy9(m): 7:59pm On Nov 16, 2022
seunmohmoh:
Normal! You no suppose leave Chelsea at all!! The respect you got in Chelsea you didn't even get half of it at Madrid.. Na u Bleep up. You should be apologising to Chelsea not Madrid.

From a pained fan angry sad angry

What has he done to warrant respect from Madrid? Respect is earned not demanded.
Politics / Re: PDP Asks INEC To Disqualify Tinubu Over "Involvement In Heroin Trafficking" by emy9(m): 7:28am On Nov 14, 2022
The fact that Tinubu can even stand for election says it all. The USA is also complicit in all of these. They only look out for their interests irrespective of whose ox gets gored. Individuals with verifiable links to drug crimes have no iota of shame. This is our way of rewarding glaring incompetence.
Nigeria deserves all it gets.
Ride on Tinubu.

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Romance / Re: Some Girls Are Now Shamelessly Into Hookup by emy9(m): 10:22pm On Nov 12, 2022
This is getting scary

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Crime / Re: Man Shoots Neighbour Dead While Aiming At Wife’s Lover In Kwara by emy9(m): 3:45pm On Nov 04, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Stewpid man!!!

Anyways this is good news.. let ‘‘em take each other out one after the other..,


Seeing this gender roast kinda turns me on

Dead gender

Turn you on?
Murder is not a crime to be trifled with.
May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

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Politics / Re: Kanu To Remain In Custody: Appeal Court upholds FG's Stay Of Execution by emy9(m): 5:14pm On Oct 28, 2022
politicoNG:


https://www.channelstv.com/2022/10/28/just-in-kanu-to-remain-in-dss-custody-appeal-court/

Malami as the AGF is showing a really bad precedent. This rubbishes the logic that legal luminaries are learned individuals. When the opinion of someone supercedes that of a competent court of jurisprudence, this suggests that dark days are upon us.

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk Now In Charge Of Twitter As CEO, Parag Agrawal Leaves by emy9(m): 5:12pm On Oct 28, 2022
wolesmile:


And who says that's what Elon Musk is all out to do?
The guy might shock you guys the way Buhari shocked Nigerians.

If Buhari has shocked me, nothing can shock me anymore. I'm not afraid of being shocked. I'm rather concerned about what hate speech, misinformation and distorted views can do to naive minds.
Phones / Re: Elon Musk Now In Charge Of Twitter As CEO, Parag Agrawal Leaves by emy9(m): 5:11pm On Oct 28, 2022
AK481:


VERIFIED SHOULD COME WITH ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION.

People can still subscribe to tweet trash. Subscription hasn't eliminated the potential for individuals to express distorted and warped views. They should be thrown out of the system entirely.
Phones / Re: Elon Musk Now In Charge Of Twitter As CEO, Parag Agrawal Leaves by emy9(m): 7:59am On Oct 28, 2022
This is a nice development. Twitter needs to be sanitized. It has a huge potential for generating revenue in ads but it needs to be be sanitized. Bots accounts and those promoting useless ideologies need to be weeded out. People with verified accounts who contribute little or nothing to the growth of the app but who emerge dropping tweets that promote vices should be disbanded. Hate tweets and deliberate misinformation should be thoroughly punished.

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Family / Re: Missing 20-Year-Old Precious Leonard Found In Lagos. Do You Know Her? (Pictures) by emy9(m): 11:57pm On Oct 23, 2022
nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1584081834081939459?s=20&t=wPAQFddko0EsGB7dKx4M2g


Updated:



https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1584227836860039170?s=20&t=wPAQFddko0EsGB7dKx4M2g

Let the slut continue in her ways. Someday nemesis will catch up with her. She can fool some people sometimes but eventually the truth will emerge. The worst thing that can happen is to be emerge from a dysfunctional home with a warped view of life.
Family / Re: Missing 20-Year-Old Precious Leonard Found In Lagos. Do You Know Her? (Pictures) by emy9(m): 11:45pm On Oct 23, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
A very pretty young girl. She looks happy, even in distress. But, where did she go to? She didn't miss her way. Tell me something else. These young adults with exuberance in them can do funny things. I can relate. I had bouts of escaping from home at her age as well at any slight provocation. Cheeky me. I can bet my next breakfast she has a boyfriend. These adventurous kids, what won't they do? Interrogate her well and take her for tests. I hope her vital organs are still intact.

You're not wrong. If people tell you about this girl, your ears will tingle. The less said, the better. The person that said she stays in Igando knows her. Her history predates her. She is not mentally disturbed. That's all I can reveal.
Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Lady For Using His Money To Book Flight To See Another Guy by emy9(m): 6:56pm On Oct 20, 2022
ExAngel007:
Give Me My Money Or Go To Prison – Man Calls Out Lady For Using His Money To Book Flight To See Another Guy

In a video, he claimed to have paid for Margaret’s flight to meet him but she allegedly refused to show up.

A man has taken to TikTok to call out a lady for allegedly using the money he gave her to book a flight to see her boyfriend.

In a video, he claimed to have paid for Margaret’s flight to meet him but she allegedly refused to show up.

The lady was sharing videos of herself with another man.

The aggrieved man took to Tiktok, shared Margaret’s photos and threatened to take back his money.

In his words:


https://www.tori.ng/news/217638/give-me-my-money-or-go-to-prison-man-calls-out-lad.html

Watch the video here:

https://www.tiktok.com/@asonta_b_asonta?refer=embed

This reminds me of when I sent money to a one girl in delta to pay me a visit. She requested for t-fare. Men and brethren, I didn't hear from her again for 2 weeks. Later she called apologizing that she used the money for her son. Sometimes you have to pay a heavy price to learn a lesson you refused to learn from other people's experiences.

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Politics / Re: PDP's Mbah Vows To Move Enugu GDP From $4.4bn To $30bn In Eight Years by emy9(m): 9:15am On Oct 17, 2022
OEPHIUS:
In Pact with Enugu Electorate, Mbah Pledges to Deliver Quality, People-focused Governance

*Vows to move state from $4.4bn GDP to $30bn in eight years

*Promises to create N100bn venture capital for MSMES




https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/10/17/in-pact-with-enugu-electorate-mbah-pledges-to-deliver-quality-people-focused-governance/

You can fool the masses but not us.

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Politics / Re: Prepare For Evacuation, Minister Warns State Govts, LGAs On Impending Floods by emy9(m): 9:00am On Oct 17, 2022
Ifearnoevil:
You are calling on them after the floods have done it's worst.
What an unserious country.

Why do you think she is called the minister of disaster?
She is thanking her boss for the devastating effects of flooding on the populace. Minister of disaster. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Was Planning The Relocate To The US, His Girlfriend Speaks(video) by emy9(m): 4:40pm On Oct 15, 2022
Olasyke:

Yeah, death could happen anytime but you have a 80% chance of surviving if you were in a country that works, a country with good medical centers.

The crucial question you should as is this. Does Nigeria work?
Food / Re: See The Fish I Bought For 1k In Katsina by emy9(m): 12:18pm On Oct 09, 2022
mariahAngel:
Wow! This is much for the price.

Although, I hardly like catfish.
They're the pigs of fish.

They're very nutritious

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped Chibok Schoolgirl Who Resently Gave Birth To Twins Rescued by emy9(m): 8:42pm On Oct 02, 2022
4 children in 8 years.
Twins 4 months ago.
Nawa oo.
No need for 72 virgins in heaven again.
Her life has been completely destroyed.
Nothing separates bandits and boko haram from kpekus
Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Dogo Gide, Marries Off 11 Girls As Kebbi Fails To Pay Ransom by emy9(m): 5:54am On Sep 21, 2022
The amount of terrorists that will be born over the next few years in the north will be unimaginable. Drug-fueled sex and rape is part of their core mandate. This is what happens when you sacrifice logic and common sense in the alter of religion and ethnicity. Even katsina is not spared. Condolence to the man. 19 children from 3 wives, are you surprised? Let him forget about her and care for the others (if he will ever care for them). This one is gone. Perhaps he will be lucky to see her in a cipuple of years time after she has been 'released' with several children from unknown fathers. There's no marriage going on. They just share them round for daily sex.

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