₦airaland Forum

It's undded shameful what Nigerians are experiencing. Students can't go to school enough because of the face off between FG and ASUU. Two people who have decided to place selfish interests above those of the very people they ought to represent.
Even if I'm out of the tertiary education system, I still bleed for what's going on. This is utterly abysmal. I am indeed disappointed, and I'm sure other Nigerians are. To watch the system that contributed to what I am now being debased and abused to this extent... Words fail me.
No matter what I wish or pray for, does it matter? Isn't this wrong? People benefit from the system, turn around and destroy everything. A culture of destroying is what we have.
So unfortunate.

Small girls no dey again oo. No be swear, na reality. Reminds me of one particular friend wey I get. She sef Don born pikin around 19 years. She dey lament for me last year say wahala dey oo, say her papa wey be RCCG pastor go kill person. Wetin happen na? She talk say her 16 year old sister Don get Belle. Person wey just finish secondary school. Na computer dem send am make she go learn before she go write Jamb oo. Na one sharp street guy for the area wey she go learn dey corner am. She go comot house talk say she dey go the computer school, for where?? Na the guy house she go dey collect daily preeq. Baba just dey pour akamu inside toto steady. The babe no even know say she Don get Belle until this my friend tell am say she never see am use her pad for sometime now. The girl come talk say she never see her period for like 3 months. Na im their mama carry am go lab for pregnancy test. Result na positive. My friend come dey complain give me say wetin she go do. I tell am say why she dey ask me. Make dem go ask guyman wey dey straff am like say na oil well him sink for there. Last last na comot dem comot the Belle. Babe wey open mouth talk say na everyday the guy dey pour inside am, morning to afternoon. At 16 years.

This one sef dey even learn work.

Small girl no dey again oo.
I don talk my own.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Although west is a real niggarrr

But he should be careful
Those men can fuckkk you up anyday anytime twice on Wednesday....they have a way of fuckkking you up without you knowing
Same shit done to Michael Jackson
But am still waiting if they can fuckkk Eminem up...

While i wait.... let me light up my weed with the song blessing by big Sean ft Kanye West and drake
I feel blessed.....am way hay up i feel blessed
Then after that song followed by Travis Scott song highest in the room
I'm the highest in the room
Hope I make it outta here
She saw my eyes, she know I'm gone

A real niggarrr is gonna smoke all night....

Nihgar you're mad. It's now confirmed.
But I'm sure you're gonna make it outta there.
Cos you're definitely the highest in the room.
Mad man.

Let me tell you what will happen as a first-hand survivor of the treacherous violence caused by this bandits. It's of no use telling the victims RIP. They will surely not RIP knowing how and why they died.

The DPO died for nothing. He is not the first. And from all indications, he won't be the last casualty.

As for the wives of the popular businessman, their own is finished. I simply advise him to marry new wives. Those ladies will be relentlessly raped and forcefully impregnated. And they will give birth to future bandits. Mark my words.

Ladies and gentlemen, like it or not, this is our present day society. No need to live in denial.
Like I said earlier, these acts are not secret. Thank God I'm alive to testify.

I rest my case.

Rape is criminal, unjustified, devilish and warrants prosecution of every perpetrator involved with this heinous crimes.

To think that I almost patronized someone who sells bed linens on this thread, of course with a different moniker but still the same person, someone who replaces crime for religion... I'm glad I never fell for that trap. Same person. Different moniker. That's how you know them. Hiding under different guises to expose their true nature. She knows herself but I'll leave that for now. I'm glad I never did and will never do.

Life is too brief to interact with religious and ethnic bigots.

You will not know the brevity of what is occurring or what has occurred until this dispensation is through with Nigerians by 2023. Let everyone keep calm. Perhaps it won't get worse than the realization that you've been sold off into slavery in the name of debt repayment. Since logical reasoning has failed to ensure Nigerians make the right choices for themselves and future generations unborn, perhaps servitude will do that.

No one knew how bad things were until GEJ was booted out of office. No one will know the true extent of things until these ones go. The difference is, you may not be able to salvage the situation by then. Kudos to everyone who has supported the present state of affairs up till today. My advice for anyone who has the capability? Please leave this contraption. Doesn't matter your ethnic affiliation or religious dogma (since that's what we've been reduced to), just leave this country.

The people who are borrowing these humongous sums of money on your behalf will not be here when you're forced into slavery with the aim of repayment. They'll be outside Africa with their family and proceeds of their affairs, living the dream life while you're here slaving it off. Think about that. But those supporting and opposing the government will be forced to do what they should have done ages ago as long as you're still here.

Leave this country while you still can. To be forewarned is to be foreharmed.

A word is enough for the wise.

She will be released next year with triplets to show for the hard work she will be doing with them right now.

20 women kidnapped. That is heaven for the bandits for the next few days. No need to wait for the promised virgins. E Don be.

vanida6:
Abeg when la liga is resuming football,,i really miss my guys,,expecially my fine boy rodrygo,,,,,,!HALA MADRID

Hala Madrid babe. La Liga will resume next month.

Daboomb:
What he said was mean but l am certain No Doctor would speak the way you do!
I have two juniors as Consultant Doctors and l am familiar that Doctors are generally refined in their demeanor.
Please, tone it down this early morning.

You have two juniors as consultant doctors and you dey Nairaland dey struggle for comment.
Well, nothing is impossible in Nigeria anymore. If a dullard without certificate can be worshipped by people, then I'm not surprised by your comment.

The country appears to be descending into anarchy.

Boko Haram strikes again.

khingTony:
Barcelona wasted millions on Griezmann

always looking for a way to pass back

120 million. Audio signing.

Benzema should go to bed. What is he still doing there? Is he our version of Paul 'the joker' Pogba? Zizou should shuffle the pack. Benzema out!

For once, I want those clowns at the capital to stand for something. they need to man up and fight for something tonight. no excuses. no but. no ifs.
just get the damn job done. I repeat, no excuses. Enough is enough. Bring down this excuse of a barca team. I've never seen a weaker barca than right now. They must reclaim their mandate at the top of la liga by thrashing these spineless catalans.

One corper girl who claims to be a graduate wants to teach me how to be romantic. Oya enter bus and come to where I am na, no. You want me to take excuse from where I work, spend my own money and dash you freebies because you want to teach me what I know before dem born you, hmm. This is why most Nigerian graduates are useless. All you think about everyday is how to wake up, press phone, look for people to take you out and Bleep like a dog without contributing anything to the society. Why didn't you just learn a trade? Why waste your parents time and money? Why become a nuisance to your environment? She don miss road. But I trust NAIJA guys, by the time they finish with her, borehole will have more prospect than her. Let her be deceiving herself.

Val no worth am.

A responsible man will concur.

holuwasheyiWGP:
Painter of the year
Painter D'or
Instead of painting brick walls,he painted their uterine walls

Give him due credit. Unlike those 40 seconds UI lazy youths who cannot make them shed tears of joy, he adequately compensated them in the other room. Give him some credit mate.

I am not surprised. He was hired to paint the hostel but ended up painting their kpekus with a firm brush. Even went as far as spraying their ovaries with off-white paint. They didn't know they're tender while riding him, now they realise they're tender.
Ladies will always be ladies. Give them one good firm brush up and see them scrambling for the dick. They'll miss exams, dinner and even heaven for a good dick ride. Ask cab drivers, panel beaters, mechanics and Mai guards. They'll explain better.

Nathdoug201:
Please what is the main cause of lassa fever?

A viral haemorrhagic fever.

fatymore:
Good
I had a last minute surprise.

I passed my ICSAN F.A exam with Merit

Happy New year People

Congratulations. You have done well.

Netanya:
God I don't want to live a life like this ladies, but I want to be successful. Help me

Depends on your view of success dear

If you go to Brazil and ask for 30 different teams for the youth tournaments, give them 1 hour and they'll give you the boys! The number of talents that don't get to see the light of professional football in European teams will shock you. people wey better pass Nemafraud Jr and co...
That country is blessed with so much football talents and prodigies.
So so much.

This is truly the end times prophesied. It's appalling to even think I'm from a state governed by this ungrateful being.
Until we rid ourselves of the disease called 'present day politicians', we will continue to go around in aimless circles. We must get rid of this disease foisted on us by the Brits.

Angelfrost:
Calm down... Lukaku was never gonna improve in United, not with their pattern of play... He is no Ronaldo, Messi, Suarez, or Aguero...

He is a great box striker, but highly lacking in creativity... Belgium has one of the best set of playmakers in the world of football, so scoring will always be easier for him... I sense him even struggling in Inter too.

Please shove these lame ideas aside. Does manutd have any particular pattern apart from counter attack? Their main first team tactical coach was coaching their Under-18s just a few weeks back. What will someone with such experience help the first team with?
Lukaku lacks creativity yeah? What about all those 'creative' Angel Gomes and Tahit Chong? What about Mata? Pogba? What difference have they made? Until you admit that the club, top to bottom needs a fresh impetus, quality coaching staff and savvy recruitment team, then nothing will change. As long as they keep looking at the finances at the expense of what happens on the pitch, things will only unravel before their eyes. Director of Football needed for ages yet they haven't gotten any since placing the advert. Woodward wants to be Alpha and Omega when he knows NOTHING about pitch activity. Very clueless somebody!

KingAzubuike:
It's their golden generation. Let them enjoy it while it lasts because they'll never have an assembly of talents again. Brazil had theirs, England , Italy, Holland and even our own Ivory coast had theirs too. It happens to every country and you can only enjoy it while it lasts.

Top-ranked nation with a conveyor belt of talents that will not dry up soon. This group of players truly deserve a continental title and I hope they get it. The job is not over. Roberto Martinez senses it's now or never. But I like their local league, keeps producing guys good enough for the national stage. Kinda reminds me of the Albiceleste, although they have more bite with less non-football influence.
I hope they win something, usurp the natural order in Europe. Kick the likes of Spain, England and co into oblivion. With my darling Hazard leading them of course!

Birdeyeview:
nairaland and any cleavage baring post are like 5&6

Nigerian bloggers insult my intelligence.
Brown envelope hustlers.

Giovanni Dos Santos, our hearts are with you as we wish you speedy recovery from this freak accident that occurred on the pitch. Com back better and stronger. More punitive measures should be instituted against players who take physicality to a whole new level. Players need more protection from this sort of assault.

Leo Messi sends his regards.

If found guilty, I hope the suspect faces the full wrath of the law.

Lovelyn451:
I'll forgive if he shows remorse like the lady, everyone deserves a second chance

Talk is cheap.

Lovelyn451:
abomination...he should forgive her biko, shes just a simpleton and do not intend to cheat on her husband..women like this are too plain and truthful to a fault

He should forgive her?
Tell me you voted for Buhari in the last elections. Your type know nothing except to reinforce failures and cheats in the very acts they commit. He should forgive her and take her to his home so that she can share the honey pot to whoever she chooses to. You'll forgive your husband if you see him kissing another lady on your wedding day?
Don't mistake our simplicity for stupidity. Your comment should be redacted. Reeks of stupidity.

chiommy123:
So cos you married her she can not play with others abi

Invite all your ex boyfriends on your wedding day, tell them to line up and ensure you kiss them under the full glare of your husband to be. Make sure you inform him you're 'playing' with them.
Even if you do not want to have sense at all, must you display it on social media?

Lovelyn451:
I wonder what the mother of these kids that are molested by these evil fathers are doing still living with such men..
Spirit of lust has taken over the men, all of them, mothers guard your children, find something doing so when he start showing it, run away with ur children!!!

The spirit of lust has taken over your father and he does nothing all day other than chase you around the house looking for knacks.
No need to hide. Give us his name and picture.