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Emmantolu: Any 2012/2013 expredite in d house? Pls add me up wit dis 2go username(ogundiran211). There iz a lot 2 discus pls. Tanx

Fynestboi: wetn do ur head

Fynestboi: feel like kissing you....

emekakelvin: They caught a fish respectively,in the form of
Grandfather
Father
Son/grand son

Taking another instance, they caught 3 fishes because there are three individual at the scene.
A father
1st son
2nd son
To the father he can severally call those two individual sons
To the 1st son he can say this is father, likewise the 2nd son,thus making it two father and two sons
I hope this is understandable

fabidis: pls post d answers to them,I thnk no 1 is really ready givin answers.pls

Idowuogbo: Hei! Abubakar, it don do abeg! Dis wan wey u just dey take pic per second per second, it b like say as we dey comment on am, d thing dey give u or-g@sm ba? Calm down son! Calm down...

Idowuogbo: Gawwwwwwwn Son! Show dem! *singing*** Emi o bimo ti o fine,bimo ti o fine eeeee

bukatyne: Dude, no make me vex



9^2 = 9x9 = 81
9^0 = 1 (Law of indices)

= 81 + 1 + 9 + 9
= 100

bukatyne: The match

gluv01: Moral: NEVER share nudes with your bf no matter what. Things can change, friends can interrupt.

#me@:
cutlass.
No one asked u for simple farming implements.
Olodo

Igbo_hater: The funniest thing be say MARTA wey dey form for nairaland here fit dey in an abusive relationship wey the guy dey dash am slap at every given opportunity. And her punny fit don over wide so tey 1kilo of Alum sef no fit package am again. Continue dey fool yasef for Internet. Olobo gbigbe

Ab025: God forbid for me to ask for a gal's number up to 5 times..!! The highest I can ask for ur number is 2wice and if u say no, I will assume u dnt rili want to giv me frm ur heart, to hell with all those shakara ladies do, if u no wan give me ur number, I will move away sharp sharp....and wen next we meet I will just tell u hi and move on

Boobs, punnany, brains, figure 8, pretty face etc are everywhere so I won't kill mysef just becos one lady doesn't want to give me her number, infact I will rejoice wit mysef that I was bold to ask her bt she was d one who refused

And if the lady ever tell me in future that she rili liked me bt I was d one who didn't try harder (as they normally confess later), I go swear for her papa....

boay: 2500/500= 5 days
2m-1.5m= 500cm

Harrisonn: [b]just saw this online:
At OAU,
-Faculty of Art has the highest number of argumentative people on campus. (just pray say u no get dem for your room;philosophy and Religious studies).
-Faculty of Social sciences has the highest number of beautiful girls on campus. (go confirm yourself).
-Faculty of Education has the highest number of Aged people on campus. ( if u wan confirm,go there on saturday).
-Faculty of Technology has the highest number of Efi iwe (book worms) on campus(After MTH 201 and white house, Na dem still dey get highest G.p).
-College of Health sciences has the highest number of Hardworking people on campus(Na Faj and Awo cafe be their room).
-Faculty of law has the highest number of cute people on campus (Maybe because of their black and white).
-Faculty of Agriculture has the highest number of SU on campus(Na dem they carry all the post for felllowship).
-And finally,Faculty of science has the highest number of daniduro courses on campus.(white house gangan).
Pls, how true is this?[/b]

jdzarrus99: Workings is required

jdzarrus99: Question:-What is N?
6, 9, 27, 54, N, 2241

jdzarrus99: Bro its not a matter of b'liv,its fact!
If 1 choco cost #1,then 15choco=#15
Now after licking all,u'll have 15 Wraps left.
Bonanza says "submit 3 Wraps get 1 choco"
i.e If u submit ur 15 Wraps u'll get 5 choco's.
Agreed!
After licking the 5 free chocs,u'll definately hav 5 Wraps with you. Right?
Again,if u submit 3 Wraps out of the 5 Wraps u hav,u'll b given 1 free choc and left wit 2 Wraps.O.k?
Now after liking d free choco,u'll hav 1 wrap immediately.
Remember u had 2 Wraps b4,added to the 1 u now have makes it 3 Wraps.
Again,if u submit d 3 Wraps u'll be given 1 free choco instantly.Right?
Calculate all chocolates u'v licked so far;it will be 15+5+1+1=22.
Yet u'll still have 1 Wrap left i.e the one u licked last.
Hope dis whole explaination is understood?

Queendo: d kiss na by force

Chiamaka01: 21.

FelcoCom: ola...
se oau don vote too

safarigirl: you mean the Swedes. @emzy, 5 goals and 7 assists? He's on his way to MVP nothing wey wan change am. Even FIFA.com thinks he's the best all round player the tournament has ever seen and the revelation of the tournament. That's MVP fo' sho'

safarigirl: eyah. It won't be bad if Berisha wins it. Iheanacho is set to get MVP

Dannyxy: Later dem go talk say naija no meet tatically strong team.. Na sweeden dey trash argentina oh, make argentina dey thank mexico for being the sacrificial lamb, if nt Naija 4 flog argentina eh

Olastep1: its now 3:3. I think there're not happy with the new offer. In 2009, it was 400billion/year in 3 years. But now, it is 220billion/year in 5 years. Most eastern university will hold their congress on saturday, while northern varsities on the deadline monday

jdzarrus99: Check ma ans.
Hope I tried

adaobi123: How can you use dettol to wash your private part ?

Olastep1: ASUU NEC ask all universities branches to vote whether to suspend d strike or not.
U.I vow to continue the strike, UNILAG, EKSU and LASU voted to suspend the strike as at yesterday(7/11/2013)

-stay tuned#

jdzarrus99: You'r free to ask any question u know d answer.
No 1 is an Island of knowledge!