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ideee03: LoL mine wasn't dirty

whic versity!!!!

I will prefer a house wife cos u can set up little business 4 her 2 contribute her part but a woman wt career vision will always want her voice 2 superced dat of their husband!! Hardly b4 u can point any career oriented woman dat x submissive!!

ideee03: Yes i did, all through my Uni days

ok. Each time I remember female Hostel, Hall 1 & 2 Uniben always come 2 my mind. Jx 2 dirty!!!

ideee03: So i saw this article somewere and decided to share...

Don't Shave
Women are like one big giant mystery to men and I'm about to let you in on some of that mystery! Here are some of the strange things that women get up to when men aren't around.

I swear it seems like guys think all women should be completely hairless (except their heads) at all times. But what you guys may not be aware of is that when it is the middle of winter and we can wear long pants and we don't have a boyfriend, we often go days if not weeks without shaving our legs!

Check Out Other Girls
When girls get together, we often spend a lot of time checking out the relative hotness of the other girls around us. And no, before you get too excited, it doesn't mean that we are all secretly lesbians or bisexual and we want to get with them. Sometimes it is to check out what other girls are wearing or how they are doing their hair so we can get tips, but mostly it is to make sure no one else is hotter than us! And if they are, we will find something to gripe about her to our friends!

No Bra Slide
I'm not sure if you guys are fully aware of exactly how uncomfortable wearing a bra is. Imagine if you had to wear a jock strap every time you left the house! That's why most of the time when we girls get inside and we are alone, the first thing we do is take that uncomfortable thing off!

Eat
I mean, I know that you guys know that we eat but a lot of times in front of a guy a girl will just order a salad or pick at her food. But don't be mistaken, most girls know how to put away some food when they are alone! This is often something we don't even do in front of other girls, but believe me, we are just as capable as you of eating a whole bag of Doritos or cookies, especially if it's close to "that" time of the month.

Tell Our Best Friend
Women usually have a lot of friends, but we generally have one best friend that has been around through everything and will be there until the end, long after you are probably gone and out of our lives. We know this. That is why we tell our best friends everything. Yes, that. And that, too. Basically, if you don't want her best friend knowing about it, don't tell your girlfriend about it. And don't get mad at your girlfriend about this. It is an unspoken BFF code and there is nothing you can do to change i

Fantasize
Women fantasize too, though it's probably a lot different than what men fantasize about. Don't get me wrong, women can fantasize about sex sometimes, but mostly we fantasize about what it will be like when a boy asks us out and what the date will be like. We will overanalyze and plan for every contingency way before it even happens. We'll also often fantasize about what it will be like to be married to him or have his babies, sometimes before the first date

Googled Your Exes
Women are infamous for Googling a current boyfriend's exes. You have to check out the competition, right? But it often doesn't stop there, especially if more than one girl gets in on the covert ops. They can start Googling boys they like, boys they are dating, exes to see who they are dating now. We've gotten so good at tracking people down, we are practically qualified to work for the CIA!

Readjust
Let's face it, women's underwear and bras suck. When no one is looking women often have to sneak a moment to adjust things so they are back where they should be again. This can even go as far as sticking our hands down our shirt and picking till it's back in place.

Pee With the Door Open
If it's just all girls around, we'll often just go pee with the door open. We don't want to miss any of the conversation or the end of our favorite reality TV show!

Pee on the Seat
Men have a pretty bad reputation for being messy in the bathroom. But have you ever noticed that some horrifying things happen in women's restrooms, too? It's appalling how disgusting some women can be. We're supposed to be the cleaner sex, right? A lady should respect her surroundings and always clean up after herself!

That means:

-Don't splatter your explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom walls.
-Flush the toilet when you're done. You're not five.
-Don't dribble pee on the toilet seat.
-Put your used pads and tampons where they belong. Hint: it's not on the floor.
-Don't draw or carve things on the stall.

It's just not right. Get it together, ladies

it x obvious from ur write up dat u stayed in female hostel!!!

Elantracey: A close friend they could rely on .

friend, 60% of girls dnt need frd ooo they are after wot d guy can offer,,,

Elantracey: A close friend they could rely on .

friend, 60% of girls dnt need frd ooo they are after wot d guy can offer,,,

XploraBen: Yes it has happened to me several times-it might be during a conversation or when it's posed to me as a question.People always become ambivalent and doubtful each time i made it clear i don't have a girlfriend!
I don't think it sounds absurd,but the response each time is always 'you must be lying' because they think every handsome guy out there will have multitude of girlfriends....but my own case is aberrant!
I don't see that as a problem because i'll definitely get one when the time is right.I'm not a teenager because folks here might be insinuating that.
Your humble contributions please.

haba na wa 4 dx OP. According 2 u, u claim u re handsome n choose not 2 have a GF. Welda pple blive u or not keep it 2 urself. Here u are tellin us 2 contribute, how?? Dat u shud have a GF or u shud not Hav. Infact wot kind of contribution do u need??

Lily4star: Act like a girl, but think like a man.

Once in a while, be it a guy or girl, one should sit down, keep sex aside and ask yourself what positive impact has this person made in my life?, am I better now?, have I improved on things, mentally, physiologically and otherwise. Haven't you seen situations where a guy has mad respect for a Lady cos of just how she thinks and the impact she's had on him?, like when he is down he runs to her for comfort, when he needs advice on anything he runs to her cos she ll always ve something meaningful to say?, some girls re just blockheads after sex and demands. Its funny to see a girl ask a guy for monthly allowance(lmao) like he is a firm, and you want him to respect you, the giving should be done willingly, and any of you can both help out. Toomuch demands from a guy demeans a lady but when he knows you hardly ask for a thing cos you can fend for yourself, the respect is always there, little wonder some guys can raise their hands on a lady, shout on her in public afterall he does all the spending, meets all her demands, meaning he owns you and can do what he so pleases when all you offer is what you ve between your legs.

Lily4star are u a r/ship mentor?? Ur statment n contribution are always on point. We shud nt be emotional abt it. R/ship x more than give n tak (sex/money). It really has 2 do wt d impact u can make 2 see it grow and succeed. Some ladies dearth Creative thinkin skills.

Lily4star: Sometimes we should keep been biased aside and say the truth the way it is undiluted, some girls might be like what's wrong with this one, but its the truth.

yes my dear, it x d truth.

Lily4star: Some 2 days ago, a girlfriend of mine sent me a message very early in the morning, this is how the chat went.

Babe: I dey vex seriously,
Me: why?
Babe: Nah my bf vex me,
Me: what is it this time again?,
Babe: which one is again?, like am always complaining,
Me: talk jor,
Babe: Can you imagine the I.di.o.t telling me all I ve to offer is sex?, like wtf,

Me: really?, let's be serious, what ve you offered him so far, what has he gained from you, that he would be able to boast to his friends about,

Babe: I ve been faithful to him for a year now, never cheated on him, person wey I calm down for, nah em come dey tell me this rubbish,

Me: so nah been faithful you get to offer am shey?, mumu FYM, nowonder the guy tell you wetin em tell you.

Babe: babe stop am abeg, wetin you mean?,

Me: free me abeg, we go yarn later, I just wake up, I get chores to do. Babe all you offer is sex, better give yourself brain.

Babe: I blame you, fool, nah me wey carry my matter tell you.
Me: I hear, later abeg.


Seriously this alone has said it all, she has seen being faithful, giving sex as a big deal, something they both enjoy, am sure the guy must ve taken his time to think and realise all he gains his just sex, while she gains more, and trust me I know this my friend well, she can be demanding, annoying, she can lie for africa and very LazY too, that's why I don't ever take her serious.

Girls abeg give yourselves brain, stop making these guys feel like all we ve to offer is sex, must a guy be the one to care for all your needs?, nah your papa?, try and be independent and see what happens, some girls can't even give their man a reasonable advice, or make a reasonable contribution when he askes a very sensitive question, am sure some girls(if not most) won't be able to give their bfs advice business wise.

Why won't they treat us like prostitutes? , don't be a liabilty.

like seriously, are these statement comin from a lady?? Babe thumb Up!! What makes r/ship swt x when d girl can offer assistance tru advice n contributions 2 dia dxcusion .

If he refuse! Rape him

AfricanApple: I so much love hair on men's body except on d chest, gosh! I hate it

y hate d one on d chest?

prettythicksme: ladies have been bleaching since 1960 I don't support bleaching but why will a guy bleach his he mad??

lol ask Google

2romantic: They r all through

nice post.

I wish our Nairaland babes would keep themselves and stay away from sex till their wedding night.

But d ones that r already deflowered should stop sex and turn to secondary virgins.

I also wish guys lik U can stay away from girls 2 enable them marry as a virgin!!!

prettythicksme: what vex me most is seeing a guy bleaching I hate it

it does nt vex U seein a lady bleach??

prettythicksme: yea I tell you and it so annoying

x btwn U n Ur God!!!

prettythicksme: when I was still a virgin if I claim it nobody believe me why is that

being a Virgin x one tin dat pple hardly believe especially wen d fellow x a girl!!

tosyne2much: hehehehehehehe... D funniest tin be say! Even if you neva do am b4, shame no go gree mak you come out

na so my broda!!

Swaggot00: cant read ... too long

how wish na love story e go short

This kind of question x very hard 2 anx OP ooo, NL babes will hardly attest to 2 question dat they have been bleeped. U jx made me remember wot my frd told me then in AAU dat a programme of such ws held n 2ward d end of d day d pastor ask if there x any bodi here dat x yet 2 do it, dat such person shud come out prayers 2 sustain it, my fellow NL, all d brodas n sister in d fellowship did not come out ooooooo. Tins dy happen btwn sister grace n broda paul oooo

belleOfaces: my tots exactly. the guys may not have said more than "fine girl, can we meet u?" for goodness sake, what if it was a false alarm abi d girl sef dey on her period n is just irritable. awon were ti fe pa won. mtsheww!

it will serve as a warnin 2 anybodi tryin 2 misbehave in dat environs cos d pple are always on red alert!!!

Balkan: it seems you are a kidnapper sympathizer. or you are a kidnapper

my broda ask him/her dat question 1m times n I wll support U

Coldfeet: We still haven't learnt anything from the Aluu killings? Everyday jungle justice gets meted out to defenseless citizens!



Be they kidnappers or not NO ONE! Deserves such treatment!!

Two Wrongs awfully NEVER makes a Right!


Shame on me if I were a spectator and didn't do anything to stop the beatings!



Shame on me for rushing to open this thread despite the "viewer discretion" warning! (What was I expecting sef! People dancing?)

Shame on our government that has made its people lose hope on the law enforcers! Thereby taking the law upon themselves! Albeit WORSE than those law enforcers that we feel are not capable.

Reading thru the ops narrative gave me the conclusion that he was probably one of the "Head crackers" that beat that man like that see his tone even?

Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame! And yet when petrodollar and his gang lash out at Nigerias barbarism someone will say BAN them!
I love my Country Nigeria Yet! Sometimes I wonder if the Nigeria I love exist only in my dreams.

story 4 d godss

Lilimax: Jungle justice is barbaric.
People should desist...

my dear it x nt barbaric oooo, as far as they wea certain dat dx guys wea kidnappers n weapons found wt them. My sister, I will help use niddle 2 sew their lips b4 d cops come!!

pretydiva: Stil don't get were ur driving @buh I wld say dat keeping oneself till d nyt of ur wedding is d best.cos premarital sex is a sin#teamnosextillweddingnyt#

tell us d truth girl. Re u really am member of dat team??

candidbabe: water encourages growth of bacteria in the womanliness so tissue is preferable.

says who?? Water x d best. Dry up wt clean towel