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That lady must have seen a flying witch. If not, why does she seem scared? |
AdSense didnt work for you doesnt mean some people are not making hundreds of dollars per week from it. |
You even try for am. My own na yoruba incantations I send give am. 419rers everywhere. For this Buhari regime wer money no dey like this, them no know say everybody don wise up |
La click, la bend |
Doesnt seem real. Let's see the blog/site you're intending to use the articles on |
Your head dey there. Na so dem go dey send me message say im ATM don expire. I just type some yoruba incantations send am back to the person |
Goodnews. Bubu, over to you.. |
KvnqPrezo:thank you sir |
Please I just bought a domain from GoDaddy. How do I move my blog http://itsprofessorval..com to the domain I bought? |
UndisputedBosom:Ring the Alarm! I just discovered a gay fellow.. |
PUSH1:One day, you'll be dead, and some men will do same to your daughter or grand daughter.. . . I go stand far from hell fire dey tell you 'ntooor', wen dem dey do am |
Even my neighbour wer no get TV NEPA bill don day near 20k.. |
mystic70563:Eyaa, see wetin konji don do dis idiyit! |
Happy birthday LafiaJi King! Happy birthday to my number one punmaster!! |
For this Buhari regime wer money no dey? Some people just get money to waste |
Oh God..may their souls rest in peace. This lokoja road sef eh |
Sharap OP..attention seeker like you! |
Chei OP, which kain lie be this? 210Lbs=95.5kg. That's two bags of cement |
Wait oh, i dont even know why. Let me ask ifa |
EFCC wont waste time survelling £100 or €10..I know your friend cannot send you £1000, so have no worries |
Lets be candid: All what most of us university students do is cram to pass exams. Nothing else. Although if our polytechnics were functioning well, we would be exporting cars.. |
hardeydhoying:ok sir..I concur |
Naijji:Yes oh, dat's an error there. 29Mbps is different from 29Mb/s. The first means 29Megabits per second, while the second is 29Megabytes per second. 29Mb/s is between 4G range, and is very fast, if you know what I mean. So OP, come and correct yourself |
kennedy09:Me too |
The most heartless killer is the Nigerian Educational system. Here's proof. Growing up as a kid, I knew I was going to be a doctor; and not just any doctor, a neuro-surgeon. Being the dream child parents looked for, there was no doubt that I was going to go far. I never failed to top my class most of the time through my primary and secondary education. As I proceeded through the ranks, it became obvious to me that things were not what they seemed, as regarding getting admissions. In my Junior Secondary Certificate Exam, I had ten 'A's, and a credit in mathematics. How can I forget the mighty chunk of meat mum fried for me? Or those head shattering words of pride I heard my father tell his peers about me? That result qualified me to attend one special school in FCT, but I was not offered admission, eventhough I passed the aptitude test the school organised. I can still remember how I cried when it became very clear I was not going to attend 'School for the Gifted, Gwagwalada'. Heaven didn't fall, and the sun didn't refuse to shine, and I settled into another Government school nearby. Three years later, I sat for JAMB. When the results came out, my results were so short of my expectations, that I had to tell myself it was an error, and it would be corrected. Till today, the figures never changed. I would have agreed I failed, if many other very intelligent students in my school didn't fail as well. One began to wonder, 'is it not the same things we were taught that JAMB examined us on?' Bad as my score (183) was(in respect to my expectaions), I was able to secure admission into the prestigous University of Abuja. Ofcourse, with a score as low as that, there was no way I could be offered my dream course (medicine and surgery). Currently, I'm tied to physics, which I never had a crush on. I am not doing badly in the field, but it has succeeded in building a very tall fence between me and my in-built talent. Like me, you cant be offering a course that was imposed on you, and still have time for writting, or dancing (if you're a dancer) or other hobby-like talents of yours. You'll have to choose one. This is just my own specie of the story. Someone knows he was made to be an engineer, but because JAMB says otherwise, through tests that will not be accepted as standard in developed parts of the world, a university will tell the 'born-an-engineer' to go and read social studies. Same school will offer a clone of Ramsey Noah, who should be behind cameras, a course in chemistry. Ordinarily, I can round up this physics course I'm currently reading, and pursue my dream, but with what I and other students are made to go through, I cant. When lecturers teach us, they say 'in exams, you may be asked...'. This is very annoying, as it is very foolish. So I'm being taught Albert Einsteins postulates, just to pass exams, and not to bring up new applications for them? When my mates in other countries are creating computer circuits, I'm here in Nigeria, drawing them on paper. Nigeria aint going no where.. Cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove Seun |
OP, Proof, or AdonBelifIt |
If I say I need gun now, person go dey ask me wetin I wan use am do..Chai, make I go look for somewhere vomit |
She saw me where I was mixing cement yesterday and snubbed me, because she was with one pretty friend of hers. This morning she sent me 'Please send me airtime'. I'm currently headed to her house with my father's dane gun. Please advice. By the way, we're not dating, just friends.. |
The heavens thundered. Rains followed |
CaraJewel:Cara, that's a sentence, not a story |
Lemme drop mine:
'She nodded. His hearted exploded' |
