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Jokes EtcRe: Revealed: What Happened Inside Airforce1 When Obama Passed Over Nigeria By Air. by endtimeshit(m): 1:15am On Aug 23, 2016
That lady must have seen a flying witch. If not, why does she seem scared?
Nairaland GeneralRe: To Hell With Adsense, Make Money On Your Blog Without Affiliates by endtimeshit(m): 1:09am On Aug 23, 2016
AdSense didnt work for you doesnt mean some people are not making hundreds of dollars per week from it.
Jokes EtcRe: Epic Reply A Nigerian Gave An ATM Scammer by endtimeshit(m): 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2016
You even try for am. My own na yoruba incantations I send give am. 419rers everywhere. For this Buhari regime wer money no dey like this, them no know say everybody don wise up
CelebritiesRe: Pr!vate Photos Of F3male Nigerian Banker Who Uses Her B0dy To Satisfy Customers by endtimeshit(m): 8:38am On Aug 21, 2016
La click, la bend
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Opportunities At Jaysciencetech For Bloggers/writters by endtimeshit(m): 8:33am On Aug 21, 2016
Doesnt seem real. Let's see the blog/site you're intending to use the articles on
Jokes EtcRe: How I Replied A Scammer That Won't Let Me Sleep by endtimeshit(m): 8:13am On Aug 21, 2016
Your head dey there. Na so dem go dey send me message say im ATM don expire. I just type some yoruba incantations send am back to the person
PoliticsRe: NDA Announces Ceasefire, Sets Out Conditions For Dialogue. by endtimeshit(m): 8:08am On Aug 21, 2016
Goodnews. Bubu, over to you..
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by endtimeshit(m): 7:53am On Aug 21, 2016
KvnqPrezo:
watch 2016 youtube videos ...just type Godaddy to blogger 2016
i can do it sha....but you must be careful
thank you sir
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by endtimeshit(m): 11:43am On Aug 20, 2016
Please I just bought a domain from GoDaddy. How do I move my blog http://itsprofessorval..com to the domain I bought?
RomanceRe: Slim Girl With The Biggest Behind by endtimeshit(m): 5:30am On Aug 20, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Sh¡t tank.....it doesn't move me grin
Ring the Alarm! I just discovered a gay fellow..
CrimeRe: "Uzoamaka Chukwu Was Innocent, She Was Set Up" - Youth Leader by endtimeshit(m): 3:26pm On Aug 16, 2016
PUSH1:
It could be true.
but its non of my business.
One day, you'll be dead, and some men will do same to your daughter or grand daughter..
.
.
I go stand far from hell fire dey tell you 'ntooor', wen dem dey do am
PoliticsRe: Electricity Meter Liberalization In Nigeria; The Time Is Now….. by endtimeshit(m): 2:38pm On Aug 15, 2016
Even my neighbour wer no get TV NEPA bill don day near 20k..
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar & Anita Joseph Flaunt Massive Curves As They Pose Together by endtimeshit(m): 10:01am On Aug 10, 2016
mystic70563:
ALIHAMDUBILAI!!!!!!


see YAANCH,
i mean YAANCH,
i seriously mean YAANCH.




baby pls come, let me put only d tip of my diick, i promise to put only d tip.
Eyaa, see wetin konji don do dis idiyit!
CelebritiesRe: Vector Tha Viper Is A Year Older Today! Drop Your Wishes by endtimeshit(m): 9:03am On Aug 09, 2016
Happy birthday LafiaJi King! Happy birthday to my number one punmaster!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Georgina Onuoha And Her Adorable Daughters Visit Disneyland by endtimeshit(m): 8:54am On Aug 09, 2016
For this Buhari regime wer money no dey? Some people just get money to waste
CelebritiesRe: 16 People Burnt To Death On Abuja-lokoja Highway See PHOTOS by endtimeshit(m): 8:50am On Aug 09, 2016
Oh God..may their souls rest in peace. This lokoja road sef eh
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Twerking On Stage In Washington DC [VIDEO] by endtimeshit(m): 8:44am On Aug 09, 2016
Sharap OP..attention seeker like you!
CelebritiesRe: [PHOTOS] Are These The Biggest B*ms In Naija - See Che's Big Backside! by endtimeshit(m): 3:32pm On Aug 08, 2016
Chei OP, which kain lie be this? 210Lbs=95.5kg. That's two bags of cement
RomanceRe: What's Your Reason For Still Being Single? by endtimeshit(m): 5:54pm On Aug 07, 2016
Wait oh, i dont even know why. Let me ask ifa
BusinessRe: Would EFCC Arrest Me? by endtimeshit(m): 9:55pm On Aug 04, 2016
EFCC wont waste time survelling £100 or €10..I know your friend cannot send you £1000, so have no worries
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Difference Between HND And Bsc- Wole Soyinka by endtimeshit(m): 11:19am On Aug 04, 2016
Lets be candid: All what most of us university students do is cram to pass exams. Nothing else. Although if our polytechnics were functioning well, we would be exporting cars..
PhonesRe: See The 10 Countries With The Fastest Internet In The World. by endtimeshit(m): 3:21pm On Aug 01, 2016
hardeydhoying:
You're still saying the same thing. 29Mbps is same with 29Mb/s!! The p is denoted with / , which simply means the "per".

29Mbps (29Mb/s) = 29Megabits per second. while

29MBps (29MB/s) = 29Megabyte per second.


B for Bytes while b for bits.
ok sir..I concur
PhonesRe: See The 10 Countries With The Fastest Internet In The World. by endtimeshit(m): 11:25am On Jul 31, 2016
Naijji:
To put things in viewpoint, the average HD film is about 5,000 mb. A computer could download that in a little over two and a half minutes at 29 Mbps speed.



Error. Rookie error
Yes oh, dat's an error there. 29Mbps is different from 29Mb/s. The first means 29Megabits per second, while the second is 29Megabytes per second. 29Mb/s is between 4G range, and is very fast, if you know what I mean. So OP, come and correct yourself
EducationRe: Here's Nigeria's Most Heartless Killer by endtimeshit(op): 11:18am On Jul 31, 2016
kennedy09:
Our education system is really messed up. All cause of one stupid jamb exam you could loose pursuing your dream academic field. I don't have any solution to it but I hope someone out there does and is willing to implement it.
Me too
EducationHere's Nigeria's Most Heartless Killer by endtimeshit(op): 8:30pm On Jul 30, 2016
The most heartless killer is the Nigerian Educational system. Here's proof.
Growing up as a kid, I knew I was going to be a doctor; and not just any doctor, a neuro-surgeon. Being the dream child parents looked for, there was no doubt that I was going to go far. I never failed to top my class most of the time through my primary and secondary education. As I proceeded through the ranks, it became obvious to me that things were not what they seemed, as regarding getting admissions.
In my Junior Secondary Certificate Exam, I had ten 'A's, and a credit in mathematics. How can I forget the mighty chunk of meat mum fried for me? Or those head shattering words of pride I heard my father tell his peers about me? That result qualified me to attend one special school in FCT, but I was not offered admission, eventhough I passed the aptitude test the school organised. I can still remember how I cried when it became very clear I was not going to attend 'School for the Gifted, Gwagwalada'. Heaven didn't fall, and the sun didn't refuse to shine, and I settled into another Government school nearby.
Three years later, I sat for JAMB. When the results came out, my results were so short of my expectations, that I had to tell myself it was an error, and it would be corrected. Till today, the figures never changed. I would have agreed I failed, if many other very intelligent students in my school didn't fail as well. One began to wonder, 'is it not the same things we were taught that JAMB examined us on?' Bad as my score (183) was(in respect to my expectaions), I was able to secure admission into the prestigous University of Abuja.
Ofcourse, with a score as low as that, there was no way I could be offered my dream course (medicine and surgery). Currently, I'm tied to physics, which I never had a crush on. I am not doing badly in the field, but it has succeeded in building a very tall fence between me and my in-built talent. Like me, you cant be offering a course that was imposed on you, and still have time for writting, or dancing (if you're a dancer) or other hobby-like talents of yours. You'll have to choose one. This is just my own specie of the story.
Someone knows he was made to be an engineer, but because JAMB says otherwise, through tests that will not be accepted as standard in developed parts of the world, a university will tell the 'born-an-engineer' to go and read social studies. Same school will offer a clone of Ramsey Noah, who should be behind cameras, a course in chemistry.
Ordinarily, I can round up this physics course I'm currently reading, and pursue my dream, but with what I and other students are made to go through, I cant. When lecturers teach us, they say 'in exams, you may be asked...'. This is very annoying, as it is very foolish. So I'm being taught Albert Einsteins postulates, just to pass exams, and not to bring up new applications for them? When my mates in other countries are creating computer circuits, I'm here in Nigeria, drawing them on paper. Nigeria aint going no where..

Cc: Lalasticlala
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CelebritiesRe: "I’m Gay And The Head Of Illuminati In Nigeria" - Charly Boy by endtimeshit(m): 4:34pm On Jul 29, 2016
OP, Proof, or AdonBelifIt
FashionRe: Nigerian Transgender, Noni Salma Lawal Formerly Known As Habeeb Babatunde Lawal by endtimeshit(m): 5:26pm On Jul 26, 2016
If I say I need gun now, person go dey ask me wetin I wan use am do..Chai, make I go look for somewhere vomit
Jokes EtcPlease Advice A Brother, Pleasssse! by endtimeshit(op): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2016
She saw me where I was mixing cement yesterday and snubbed me, because she was with one pretty friend of hers. This morning she sent me 'Please send me airtime'. I'm currently headed to her house with my father's dane gun. Please advice. By the way, we're not dating, just friends..
LiteratureRe: Smart Right? Then Create A Story With Just Five Words.. by endtimeshit(op): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2016
The heavens thundered. Rains followed
LiteratureRe: Smart Right? Then Create A Story With Just Five Words.. by endtimeshit(op): 1:24pm On Jul 18, 2016
CaraJewel:
Tj got deported from canada
Cara, that's a sentence, not a story
LiteratureRe: Smart Right? Then Create A Story With Just Five Words.. by endtimeshit(op): 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2016
Lemme drop mine: 'She nodded. His hearted exploded'
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