let them buy kids on OLX or eBay den. Hope say dem no go divorce for facebook sha.

Fallen olympus, is all me sees. Fewer clothes, or, she should gera'ra here mehn

People still dey write NECO? Them know say na copy we dey copy during d exam, but dey still dey attach importance to the exams. Nonsense

Watever comes their way, God help them. Nigerians no dey hear word

Law of karma will come to play soon. Same or similar thing will be done to them

OP ur fada! You see anybody carry feeding bottle for mouth here?

raphieMontella:

wait wait...
are u equating your supposed almighty god to the laws of physics?

How can I? God is above all. By the way, God is a physicist

raphieMontella:

wait wait...
are u equating your supposed almighty god to the laws of physics?

How can I? God is above all

Good point. They even say the Universe is soon going to experience 'The big crunch' which will reduce the universe to a dot in space.for the universe to be crushed, an external force has to be applied. Science would never agree these force is from God..this should make fp

akinyemibalogs:

1 She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service

No midweek service, no ronz for her. She has to go out and present herself na make guys block her for road

akinyemibalogs:

3 She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body count

She could have done BJ, a.na.l etc

akinyemibalogs:

4 Luxury Lifestyle is not Primary to her

Na dulling girl you wan marry be dat

akinyemibalogs:

5 She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

It's not by how long. It's by how well. She could also be praying for the wrong thing

akinyemibalogs:

8 She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

how can you go that long without buying your wife clothes?

akinyemibalogs:

10 She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

you really dont want to know what these girls do indoors with their phones

Advice: You dont need these tips. Just dont go about defiling people's future wives, so yours wont be defiled too.

Really? Somebody should please tell me a dollar is now fifty naira, not how Adam and his Wife messed around.

The problem is that these 'inserted projects' will still not be executed if this padding was not discovered. These politicians dey really do us strong thing

EpicMaurice:
You forgot to add how long and how you press the phone

Thats true. But I expect everyone to know that

No be her fault. After all, she's not using her last card to buy 1liter of kero for NGN250, or half bottle of Groundnut oil for NGN240. I no blame her. Nonsense!

Your Phone's battery is running down too fast?

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so for your mind you sabi use captivating heading abi? Thunder go soon light your head

Most just struggled to get admission because they would be bored at home if they dont. When graduation time comes, they're clueless as to what next

So make we run go hide? Tell me kero is now NGN50 jor

How dat one con take affect dollar exchange rate? Nonsense

LexMacquin:


Lol! Except you're reading physics just for the sake of earning 200k upon graduation.
You could be the next big thing in Science bro. #NoBeOnlyFootballMoneyDey

Bros, there's nothing new to be discovered. Newton and co have done everything. Na money dey my mind right now

PapaNnamdi:


Continue reading, by the time u finish, na buhari 5000 naira go de 2019 de wait u

Hahaha, look at this man..hu tell you say I no go buy G-wagon before I graduate?

Jeeeeez! Where the projects dey abeg? For air? God go punish all these men wer call theirself government

Nice. But the price will be too much for common men like us

And I'm still here reading physics, hoping to get 200k per month job when I graduate! Life dey do ojoro sha

McBeal10:
why is it difficult for me to keep their virginity until marriage these days?

Because you girls agree to screw around with them!

Any girl singing 'say no to sexism' is just looking for justifications to srcew around. If you girls stop screwing, the boys will be virgins too! Nonsensse

sammieguze:
1. Ladies re not fucking themselves. Guys are. So, i think the question should be directed to us. Not the ladies.

2. In case you want to ask the guys, the answer is polygamy is nolonger allowed. We are entitled to just one girl for life nowadays hence, we want her to be beautiful, a good cook, housekeeper, mother, manager a well as good in bed. How else do we ensure she is good in bed if we dont try it first?

3. Infact, i still put it to the guys. The rate @ which child rape increases today, don't be surprised if virgins become an endangered species.

4. Who virginity help self? Does it add food to my belly?

@ op, its not about the girls. We guys re doing the cherry popping

From your comments., I can bet my BSc certificate that you haven't seen puna before. Iranu

osmerc:
Hi, I read your post and I have looking for d right person to ask did question. 1. I want to start blogging using Google blogger and I sat know what or how to start. 2. How can I get a good niche. What I do is sewing and DIY craft. So plz how do I start.

Your niche should be fashion. Go to http://blogger.com with your pc or android phone. Try not to use opera mini or uc browser, as you may encounter difficulties. Use chrome or firefox or explorer on either your andriod or pc. The basic requirement is a working gmail account

Jeeeez! This can not be Nigerians. Chai, Nigerians no dey black like this na

Emmysky:
the minimum cashout is £100 but presently i have £0.10(since yesterday) and my highest CPC is £0.5

Nice. Means you need much more traffic