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JayKayMaybachz:
How sure are you..?

Are you also on Badoo?

JayKayMaybachz:
Sunday Kwa


I thought trolling should always have a hault on Saturday's... .

God Dammit, Sunday is a holy day.. . Yhu defiling this wonderful day with ya lame thread


*Anyways, go back to badoo and look for his a*s

Yhu can aswell get another one as EneGod said

Make sure yhu don't come back here opening shyte a*s thread like this no more

diddydiva:
Find one on nl

they are always stable

Vessi:
i name yours tennis balls cause they look small(I look am with my superman eye).
ROTFL @ feeding bottle.

kika23:
Saw this stuff, thought I'd share....

LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN.

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.....

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal...

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING......

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand...

Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.....

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her......

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do......

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this....

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her Naughty Woman.....

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.....

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.....

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play silly, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.....

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it......

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man..

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.....

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person..

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the . All it takes is once.....

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.....

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.....

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.....

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.....

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it....

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women..

Ionno the source...

AAlozie:
I try very hard to keep the laws of God which are just ten. And you want me to do all these because of a woman?

Mhizizzy:
Hen hen

conscript1967:
OP you forgot lying stark naked in front of a fan with legs wide open so that the breeze will blow far into the uterus.

Most girls who live alone spend most of the day naked indoors and sleep nude.

Watch porn in secret and pretend they don't flick their bean (ie m.ast ur.bate)

Practice c.0ck sucking with a banana and swear they wont ever do it

Pray to attract a rich admirer.

Blackett:
The age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom and maturity of Solomon. . . Use your tongue to count your teeth.

A 28 year old can be a much better husband than a 35 year old and vice versa. It's not by age.

djeezy:
Lmao. Guy advice her na.

Viktoh:
bro u wicked

hippyzuki:
No it doesn't

hippyzuki:
Good morning Nlanders. I have been single for a little less than a year now and I feel it's time to date. But the problem is there's so much emphasis on sex this days. M not a virgin but I think a young girl and a young man should be in love and have a definite relationship before sex comes in my decision to remain celebate untill I'm in a relationship is because if you ask people the number of sexual pathners they have had dem go use hand leg teeth and hair way de dem head take count am.I meet nice young men who on the first date actually want to take u to bed and this has cost me good friendships and relationships as well. So how do I know differentiate the sheep from the goats?

chocolateme:
so in essence, the adage about sparing the rod and spoiling your child is not relevant? Because I still know that some children takes corrections after you must have flogged them. Ok take for example, two different kids from different families fails a session or term in school, as in like 41st out of 42nd.. Very poor result, family A cautions the child and that's all, while Family B penalizes the child for not doing well irrespective of the lessons both at home and school. Which of these may take effect quickly than the other? I don't mean that they should kill the child but atleast a form of punishment has to be apportioned. Do u know that some kids starts crying once you caution them and may even refuse to eat their food just to make you go soft on them and apologize for shouting on them and even promise not to yell at them again and still beg them to eat. If a child do well, appraisal works more and motivates the child to do more. Some are just too block headed to take advices.

kevv:
This dude lives in london, boasts of his 17inches long whatever(which is a big lie as a matter of fact), drives a range rover 'spot' worth £28, 000, writes like this, can get any 'females' he wants, claims he has 'moiney'.... chai! london don cheap be that.