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vjsmiles:
ONE BOTTLE OF HENNESSEY FOR YOU BRO!
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT

classicB:
He said this after a prolong chat that am not a wife material. He said I dnt display the attribute of one, what I.dnt understand is that must a gf act as a wife even when she isn't? Just to prove she's a wife material

texybaby:
Abeg do d searching n every other thing...jist as d biblesays bikooo

texybaby:
Find you!!!!! Have you come across a passage in d bible that says "he who finds a wife...." so u better go searching for her n domt wait for her to search kkkk....

Cutiexprincex:
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Bigpotato:
She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

BoiledCorn:
This is from my very agile source NCL(naija celeb licks) news jus reached on me this evening with potho evedience. First she release pic of her lover, then of his face now she show her pant.... And whots under tha pant. very nauthy I say..

As For the pics they were confiscate by police s evidence no one availabel. Sorry.

MsPat:
-My boyfriend is not allowed to pray silently, i wanna hear what you and God got going on, better not be praying for another girl.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to listen to another girl's relationship problems...dude you aint no damn Therapist!!!I can google one for her... that's my offer.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when i'm talking
about her. If i say she's a hoe then she's a hoe.Say it with me, 'SHE'Z A HOE'

-My boyfriend is not allowed to say 'I love you' from the bottom of his heart, what you gonna do with all the empty space at the topLove other girls??

-My boyfriend is not allowed to have any social network...What the hell is he trying to get social for?I mean i'm the only social network he should be networking.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to do math, what is he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to breath. Cause sisters be exhaling oxygen into the air that's basically kissing.

-My boyfriend isin't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to go out with his boys, he might turn gay and leave me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls. U lonely?U better get on your knees and talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him instead!

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when Im not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me!

- My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.

Oya sisters add ur own

Funkychic:
Eeh...ok nah. just get ready for ur gf or ur wife
..#lols...just joking

Funkychic:
Hehehehehe....I no fit comment!. sorry....I no fit shout oo #lols

MrCork:
...I think u juss made ma *Kondo* standup...thanks!

LadyX:
Her motivation for liking to be beaten was s*x.

LadyX:
Chai! You wan kill person? If I practice kung-fu on you how will you react?
Abeg give me something realistic.