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uboma: That's why I want to know if u are the one. Are u on bbm? If u don't mind, add my pin on my signature so we can chat better

u are stil a learner

^^

the OP must be high on weed....to all, pls always check urself to kn weda u are high b4 opening a thread

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vivian chinaza: Those girls mumu no be small, I swear. Instead of them to gather the guy and beat shege comot for him eyes, them dey there to disgrace themselves.

4ny

[quote author=Nuzo']But women fight over you everyother time na....tho mostly white women.

Na lie? [/quote]

[quote author=Nuzo']Make we hear word abeg!

Some of these chicks you are defending have a long list of cute, resourceful, respectful and well behaved young men drooling over them.

But no, as humans they are....they rather go for a competition. A competition they can't even win the 9th position.

Just like men too, these girls get to realize the good guys long after they've gone.

Don't be surprise to see these same women fighting again next weekend over him. But this time, they will be joined by another girl. [/quote]mayb i need to change the headline to "some girls are dumb"

Igholize: . Mr man , u said in uruguay... Can't u see dat , dey re not in uruguay bt england ? My man tak time ooo

lol

Some guys can be heartless... I went to
my
girlfreind house yesterday.... Two ladies
were
fighting.. Jezzzzz, i was like, whats
wrong?.... Then
it happened they are figthing because of a
guy... The
first lady was there since friday, she came
to spend
the weeknd, unfortunately, the second
lady came to
visit him yesterday.. She was very very
annoyed to
see a lady in there, they started quarreling,
calling
each others name, it latet result to a
fight... Can you
imagine.. While they were fighting, the guy
in
question was sitting at a corner watching
them,
while other people were trying to seperate
them, he
was watching... Mehn i was damn angry..
Then i
approached him... The guy was like, am i
married
to any of them?.. Why should they fight?...
Did i
paid a pride price on any of them?... But i
was like,
atleast you have to seperate them, talk to
them.. But
he said he will never do something like
that, that he
didnt even love any of them.. Jezzzz.. I
was
dumbfounded... Did you mean you dont
love any
of them, and still you are there wasting
their time..
What nonsense.. Seriously i felt for those
ladies,
after fighting for him, still they both loose
him....
LADIES.. PLS, even if you see yourself on
that
situation, pls dont fight... You can quietly
walk
away... Because you dont know whether
he loves
you or not.. Beleive me, if he love you, he
will come
back and beg, you dont have to fight for
him, ..
GUYS.. If you are the type that take ladies
for
granted, is high time you stop that
nonsense.. Or
else youi will meet someone that will treat
your fu#k
up....

Charism: But each time i ask 4 sex, they run away and give excuses or the relationship would get a k-leg.

don't ask for sex..just take it

Flytefalls: I hate rings.

u need to give us more explanation on why u hate rings...
are you a cheater?

the 0P is seriously mad

julioralph: for your mind.
That boy is a vampire :@;> period!

oh my god! u dnt mean it

Biting someone is a way of greeting in
uruguay.
Luis Suarez is innocent.

Biting someone is a way of greeting in
uruguay.
Luis Suarez is innocent.

[quote author=hiden_conyo]what is this?[/quote]it is what it is

zombie

vampire

bin gbagbo: thanks

you are welcm

[quote author=hiden_conyo]you are one inch above soil level....[/quote][quote author=hiden_conyo]you are one inch above soil level....[/quote][quote author=hiden_conyo]you are one inch above soil level....[/quote][quote author=hiden_conyo]you are one inch above soil level....[/quote]lolz de guy z damn short!

1) What should a woman do if she finds herself alone in d company of a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment late @ night?
Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.
Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over.
Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

3} Taking a Taxi at Night.
Experts Say: Before getting into any vehicle at night, note its registration number.Then call ur family or friend & pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands. Even if no one answers your call, pretend U are in a conversation.Th­e driver now knows some1 has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take U home safe & sound. A potential attacker is now Ur de facto protector!

4}What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to - and you feel you are entering a danger zone?
Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your scarf to wrap around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and helpless. If you don’t have a purse or scarf just pull him back by his collar.The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

5} If you are stalked at night.
Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain ur predicament. If shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have security guards. They are also monitored by Close Circuit television.
Fearing identification,­ no 1 will dare attack U.

Please spread it 2 all d women (& men) U care abt
https://www.facebook.com/olubukola.sanwo/posts/4056523791094

dangaye: What is so special about English langauge that my southern folk love to cherish so well most often to the detriment of their African langauges?
The Hausa people always prepare to respect their culture by preserving their native langauge rather than subjecting themselves to imperialism to use the Colonists langauge. That is why th British Government always respect them. Because anybody that abandones his culture, that person has lost his identity.

and why didn't you write this in hausa since you cherished your language...huh?

nice write-up!

this is also an april fool thread, i guess

they are just confused!

Empty vessel makes the most noice...

I see....

I love being bad...

maybe she gave you HIV...Bros,go for HIV test o