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Romance › Re: What Is Delaying Your Ring? 10 Sure Fire Ways To Get Him To Pop The Question by Enegod(m):
chikk: Wife material? You're joking right? So if a woman does all these, you'll marry her even if you're not ready to or don't want to? If this highest act of desperation is your definition of a 'wife material', then I suggest you give this advise to your sisters.
those that are confused and don't know what they want call it act of desperation...those that realy know what they want won't have any problem doing it...
Romance › Re: What Is Delaying Your Ring? 10 Sure Fire Ways To Get Him To Pop The Question by Enegod(m): 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2013
chikk: 'Follow' girl indeed.
@OP, no offence please, but did you do all these you listed before you got married? Or if you're single, will you ACTUALLY do themhuh
if you ain't a wife material you can't do it...the op is on point
and i'm sure she is a wife material
Romance › Re: What Is Delaying Your Ring? 10 Sure Fire Ways To Get Him To Pop The Question by Enegod(m): 9:58pm On Apr 26, 2013
chikk: Na wa o!!!!!! shocked shocked Did a lady actually post thishuhhuh?

#I'd rather remain a single for life than stoop so low.
ur follow gal is givin u advice and u dnt wnt to listen...
Romance › Top 10 Male Rejection Lines by Enegod(op): 9:39pm On Apr 26, 2013
1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.
2. There's a slight difference in our
ages.
Translation: You're ugly.
3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.
5. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.
6. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.
7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.
8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.
9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to
God.
Translation: You're ugly.
10. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're totally ugly.
Jokes Etc › Re: Only In Naija! Lool by Enegod(m): 8:11pm On Apr 26, 2013
what de fuq is dis!
Romance › Re: Types Of Wives: Men Which One Do You Perfer? by Enegod(m): 3:18pm On Apr 26, 2013
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Romance › Re: What Is Delaying Your Ring? 10 Sure Fire Ways To Get Him To Pop The Question by Enegod(m): 3:12pm On Apr 26, 2013
fonssy: At every wedding you attend, you must and I stress MUST catch the bouquet by all means. You can push, pull weaves, punch your competitors or even bribe the bride.
yeah,very importnt
Romance › Re: Do You Wish To Marry The Person You Are Currently Dating? by Enegod(m): 2:56pm On Apr 26, 2013
tufiakwa i dey mad!
Romance › Re: Types Of Wives: Men Which One Do You Perfer? by Enegod(m):
all 9ja girls were born to b a police wives
Romance › Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Enegod(m): 2:44pm On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=buklan4real@yah]ONI SE KUSE NI E[/quote]wtf is dis!
Romance › Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Enegod(m): 1:12pm On Apr 26, 2013
carr96: ...how many u get? grin
do u care to be among them, swtie?
Forum Games › Re: • Two Truths And A Lie Game - by Enegod(m): 9:29am On Apr 26, 2013
Deiok: i speak yoruba
u got it.... .next!
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Legendary Award - VOTE NOW! by Enegod(m): 9:19am On Apr 26, 2013
190 and vivian chinaza
Forum Games › Re: • Two Truths And A Lie Game - by Enegod(m): 9:14am On Apr 26, 2013
1. i speak yoruba
2. i have one gf
3. i can't dance
Forum Games › Re: • Two Truths And A Lie Game - by Enegod(m): 9:02am On Apr 26, 2013
Br3nd4: Kk

I stay in the south
Im 6"1
Im a tomboy

lets go
"im 6"1" is a lie
Romance › Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Enegod(m): 8:28am On Apr 26, 2013
one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!
Forum Games › Re: • Two Truths And A Lie Game - by Enegod(m): 8:23am On Apr 26, 2013
Deiok: for example.: i am an igbo, i am not in nigeria, i am a student.
let see who will get this right
you are not an igbo
Forum Games › Re: • Two Truths And A Lie Game - by Enegod(m): 8:20am On Apr 26, 2013
you start...
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:05am On Apr 26, 2013
1. Car Troubles
In these types of dreams you are usually in
or near a car or some other type of vehicle
which is out of control or has other
problems that seem insurmountable. For
example, the brakes may have failed, you
may have lost control of the steering, or be
heading over a cliff or crashing. You can
either be the driver or the passenger. This
is a very common type of nightmare and it
occurs in all people – not just those who
can drive. This dream usually means that
you are feeling powerless over something
in your life – or that you are heading for a
crash (metaphorically speaking).
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:05am On Apr 26, 2013
2. Faulty Machinery
In the faulty machinery dream you are
trying to operate mechanical equipment
which either fails to work, or fails to work
in the way that you expect it to. The vast
majority of these dreams involve a
telephone – either trouble dialing, losing a
connection, or dialing a wrong number. It
can involve a lost Internet connection, or
something manual like a jammed or broken
machine. This dream often means that you
feel you are losing touch with reality, or
that a part of your body or mind is not
functioning as it should. It can also occur
when you are feeling anxious about making
a connection with another person in real
life.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:04am On Apr 26, 2013
3. Lost or Trapped
Dreaming about being lost is very common
and will usually occur when you are having
conflict in deciding how to react in a
situation in real life. In the dream you are
trying to find your way out of an area –
such as a forest, city streets, a large
building, or other maze-like structure.
Another way this dream plays out involves
you being trapped, buried alive, caught in a
web, or unable to move for some other
reason. This is often accompanied by a
feeling of terror. This dream usually means
that you are trapped in real life – unable to
make the right choice
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:02am On Apr 26, 2013
4. Missed a Boat or Plane
In this type of dream you are rushing to
catch a bus, train, plane, or other type of
public transport – but you miss it – usually
by a fraction of a second. Rather than
feeling fear in this dream, you usually feel
frustration. This dream can also occur in a
different form, in which you arrive late for
an important performance or sporting
event that you are supposed to participate
in, only to find that the event has already
begun. This dream usually means that you
feel that you have missed out on an
important opportunity in your real life. It
will often occur when you are struggling
over an important decision.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:01am On Apr 26, 2013
5. Failing a Test
This dream usually manifests itself in
people who have been out of school for a
long time. In the dream you are prevented
from passing a test in a variety of different
possible scenarios. In one scenario you
find that you are unable to make it to the
test on time, often through being unable to
find the test room. In other versions you
are unprepared (either through lack of
study) or you are missing equipment. This
dream usually means that you are feeling
tested in some way in your real life. You
may feel that you are unprepared for
something or playing the wrong part in life.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 8:00am On Apr 26, 2013
6. Ill or Dying
In this dream, you (or a loved one) are ill,
injured, or dying. It is a moderately
common dream and, not surprisingly,
occurs often at the onset of an illness.
Aside from becoming ill, this dream can
mean that you are emotionally hurt or are
afraid of becoming hurt. The dream may
also be warning you of an upcoming
physical risk to yourself or a loved one.
When it is someone else in the dream that
dies, it can mean that you feel that part of
yourself (that you see represented by that
person) is dead. It may also mean that you
wish the person would go away, or that
you fear losing them.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 7:58am On Apr 26, 2013
7.Being Chased
Dreaming of being chased can be a truly
horrifying experience. Most often the
chaser is a monster or some person that is
frightening, and occasionally it may be an
animal. You may be surprised to know that
this is the most commonly experienced
nightmare theme. The meaning of these
dreams is that, something
(possibly something as obscure as an
emotion) is making you feel threatened.
One way to determine the root of the
threat is to ask yourself who or what in
your real life most closely resembles the
“creature” or circumstance in your dream.
It is also worth noting that sometimes this
dream is a replay of an actual event in your
life.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 7:56am On Apr 26, 2013
8. Bad or Missing Teeth
Teeth dreams are fairly common and they
usually involve the discovery of extremely
decayed or missing teeth in your own
mouth. Sometimes you will dream that
you open your mouth and your teeth begin
to fall out. The fact that the majority of
people today have reasonable teeth,
it is not surprising that we feel so
emotionally disturbed by these dreams.
So, what does it mean when we dream
about missing teeth? At the most basic
level it means that we are afraid of being
found unattractive. At a deeper level, it
can signify a fear of embarrassment or a
loss of power in real life.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op): 7:54am On Apr 26, 2013
9. Dream Nudity
In this type of dream you are in a state of
UnCloth, partial UnCloth, or inappropriate
dress (for example wearing pajamas to
work). Occasionally you are the witness of
another person who is naked while you are
clothed. This is often accompanied by
feelings of embarrassment and shame, but
occasionally with feeling of pride or
freedom. The meaning of this dream is that
you are feeling exposed, awkward, or
vulnerable, or you are afraid that you have
revealed too much of yourself (such as a
secret or a very personal feeling) in a real
life situation. An interesting fact about this
type of dream is that it occurs much more
frequently in people who are involved in a
wedding ceremony in their real life.
Nairaland General › Top 10 Common Dreams And Their Meanings by Enegod(op):
10. Falling or Sinking
We have all had falling dreams – it is such a
common dream, in fact, that myths have
arisen over them; the most common myth
is, of course, that you will die if you hit the
ground in the dream. I can assure you,
having hit the ground in more than one
falling dream, that this is not true at all. In
the falling dream we are usually falling
through the air and frightened.
Occasionally we may be sinking in water
(and in danger of drowning). Typically a
person having this dream is feeling
insecure or lacking in support in their
waking life. These dreams often occur
when you are overwhelmed in life and feel
ready to give up. If you have this dream
you should evaluate your current situation
and try to locate the problem that is
overwhelming you. Deal with it and this
dream should go away.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Enegod(m): 6:05am On Apr 25, 2013
Nigerian home and abroad are something
else. Irrespective of our imperfection,
people all over world hail us with high
regards. We might be everything bad in
the book, but we are more friendly,
lovable, accommodating, and hard working
than any other species God made in this
planet earth. Proud to be a born Nigerian
especially, from Igbo land.
Business › Re: Scam Alert: Pls Beware Of Tunde Obafemi James by Enegod(m): 1:36pm On Apr 24, 2013
onatisi: this sort of thread should make the front page instead of pictures of ras kimono and his daughther.let the mods take this topic to the front page before another person falls into this fraudster trap
seconded
Family › Re: Who Owns The Man? His Mother Or Wife? by Enegod(m): 1:29pm On Apr 24, 2013
i think the mother owns him,she brought him out to the world without her the wife wudnt hv seen him
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actresses That Once Shave Their Hair (PICTURES) by Enegod(m): 9:59am On Apr 24, 2013
girls are realy ugly o

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