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HSinclair:
I can't cook
Should I look for house girl to be cooking in the house when I have a house girlfriend

They will fight each other now

eat out side

https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/iloveyou/t4712.gif

https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1594.gif

funny

11. I don't give head

HSinclair:
What do u thought I should do about the matter... Advices me please

cook, marry, and feed yourself

smh

Galobito:
Hi NLs,
I'm 26 years old; I've dated a lot of guys and lost count, but this guy is different. Not that he's perfect (nobody is), but I love him just the way he is.
I started dating him about a couple of months ago and he's been so loving and caring. He showers me with gifts and affection, but asks for nothing in return. Not even sex.
Believe it or not, I'm still a virgin and he knows. I'm so much in love with this guy that I'd let him deflower me, if he asks to; but he wouldn't.
Personally however, I always feel like I'm not impacting his life in any way and I'm afraid he might feel the same way someday and call it quits.
This is my biggest fear, because I cannot afford to lose him. He's just too dear!
Wise people of NL, please advise me on what to do.

wow! You have lost count on the number of guys you have dated...and you're still a virgin
Lemme guess, You dumped those guys because they wanted to have sex with you or you were not into them, you saw them as magas

Now the one you love doesn't want to sleep with you...you are now b*tching around on how to keep him because you know you have nth else to offer other than your virginity.

karma is really a b*tch!!

EroticAngelina:
we are not dear. its just that... its really hard to believe that your gf beat u up.. I mean.. what did u expect from people? to tell u sorry and pet u? nah. ofcos they will be disappointed.

wickid!!!

JohnPortar:
That's all you have to say?

she must be a very tough lady...you need to hit the gym to avoid asss kicking next time..
my humble advice
*choping pop corn*

Your gf kicked your little asss...wow!!!
man up dude!!!

Lala247:
Cherryice

Tell engog or wteva his name is to come in ere if he wants to cht

thats disrespectful

Lala247:
Ok wteva

so, who is the leader?

*choping pop corn*

Lala247:
Lol i dont derail
I help keep convo flowing u feel me

You guys have succesfully hijacked this thread... I feel sorry for the OP


Nairaland Derailers Association (NDA)

cherryice:
Lala247, dimples192.. girls, how do we run this territory?
I see the op is gettin mentally deranged

derailers squad.. I don't even know who is topping now..whether lala or you

They say what about nice guys?
The saying goes nice guys finish last.
Well my opinion on that is Nice guys
don't finish last they just take their time getting to the end

do i really make sense?

Xiadnat:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

THAT IS EXCATLY MY FIRST REACTION WHEN I READ THE POST....

YOU BEAT ME TO IT......GREAT MINDS EH?

#pitycomment

lol...just tired of it!

another list
*yawns*

marrying early is soo outdated!!

Man are not meant to be faithfull. Nature made us like that

Follow these five magic steps, and even if you're a mouth breathing slowpoke, you too, can get women!
1) Find a girl. This step is vital.
2) Stalk her and find out what she's into.
3) Go buy some flowers, write a poem and prepare a romantic evening and apply what you've learned.
4) Take all that shit and throw it in the
trash.
5) You're an a***, stop following these stupid step by step guidelines and be a f**king man.

olabodejinad:
See as e rush enter thread e wan see unclad pics, u better go hussle.


Na boredom and loneliness cos am o, no vex. By the way, I need friends, WhatsApp me +2348143199269, bbm 7e2d20e1

what an assss!

ebabsuoires:
Thanks for your care
Can yo imagine he said he doesn't love me anymore

Why would he do that to me

I fainted when he told me. He didn't even bother. He just left me. Alone and sad

I have become unstable since he left
Sometimes I hear sounds. On the street, at home

Please can you come pick me up by 7.pm
I would wear that dress you bought for me last valentine
I would wear that pink lipstick you always said you liked

don't wear any lipstick this time around so as not to stain my lips after kissing you

So, when did you realize that you were gay?

cyprianlah:
lol...all this sisters searching for who to imprison will be like; you are right my brother

9. If he is spanking you regularly, even when he does not feel like it, you are LOVED!!!

10. If a man really loves you he will propose marriage. Am I right?

ebabsuoires:
I don't smoke alright

My ex boyfriend smokes. He left me for no reason

Why are people this heartless

Why
Why
Why

Oh gosh its that loud noise again

I'm heartless to a degree like I'm an
a**hole, but not bout stuff like that... I'm sorry for your loss..