₦airaland Forum

faceland:
I wish they have a 2k or 5k naira plan.

go away it is not meant for pour people like you who want to bam bam with big boys like us

LeopardX:
Wait until Google comes aboard with their equiano stuff.

Everywhere go scatter.

It's for the good of the nation.

We are being held captive by MTN, AIRTEL, GLO & 9MOBILE

I was tolded by a friend that Dangote is planning to lunch his own. It is going to be known as DANGOS

blingxx:
19k monthly sub ain't that much bruh

you're right, it is too expenses

I boughted my own yesterday, omo the speed is something else, it's faster than the rays of light

There is mad chaos on Lagos Streets.

Bank do not have cash

Atm is not dispensing.

POS people dont have cash, where they have small, they are charging 1500 to 2000 for 10k cash.

People are trekking, they don't have cash to pay transport.

Food sellers and petty traders are not collecting transfers.

Been to four banks today, come see adults crying and swearing.

This is Madness. Total Madness.

*But don't worry, APC is coming back for another 8 years, things will improve* 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️😭😭😭😭😁😁😁

maasoap:
You mean like your father's stolen money?

you've been noticed. Next urchin please

These are words on the marble uttered by Tinubu at his campaign rally in Anambra yesterday:

1. “We are not like PDP that forgot your rail line. They are liars. When you hear Atiku use the word and say “Wallahi talahi,” what is in his head is “na lie I lie.” Anytime you hear him say, “Walahi talahi,” just reply and say, “na lie I lie.”

2. “The man who left here, he calls himself Peter Obi. We read in the bible that before the cock crows, he will deny Jesus Christ. Is it not true? So how can he keep his promise to you? He can not prove a point. Has Bola Tinubu not proved a point? Did I close any market? Did I kill anyone? I’m a thinker and a doer, I even tamed the Atlantic.”

3. “Soludo your son is not contesting with me or against me. He is a brilliant man, he has the brain, he is a thinker, he knows the way. We will work together. When I become the president, Soludo will be one of those advisers who will bring prosperity back to you. So the way you voted for Soludo is the way you vote for Bola Tinubu.”

4. “You want to make Anambra a highly dependable state right? That is the memory of my dear friend Chuba Okadigbo. That is what we will continue to carry on – the joy of Chuba Okadigbo.”

5. “Youths of Anambra, I’m here today to concretize the promise of development that will promise you restoration and industrialisation.

6. “You know me, you know Tinubu, the city boy of Lagos? You know I had the Atlantic tamed in Lagos. The way we tamed the Atlantic Ocean is the same way we will tame the erosion in the eastern region. We will tame the erosion. We will make the value of your property worth more than 1,000 times of your investment.

7. “We will create jobs for our youths. We will industrialize and make Anambra both the economic city and the economic centre of Nigeria. Your resources will be applied to create handwork and hard work, better-paying jobs.”

8. “We are not like the other party that come here to lie to you. Tell them when they bring their lie, ask them how long will it take their lies to travel from Port Harcourt to Onitsha, Onitsha to Aba.

9. “For 16 years, PDP lied that they will give industrialisation, but instead they sold our assets to themselves and they called it privatization. Privatization to their own pockets. They privatized the industry to their pockets.

10. “The hour has come, your PVC is the master, the voice of commandment. Atiku said he is the candidate of the North, is that not a dog whistle? Is that not a division among us? Anambra people lived well, in prosperity and joy with me in Lagos. I started paying WAEC fees, I didn’t discriminate whether you are Igbo, Christian or anybody, I paid for everybody,” Tinubu articulated.

This election go get serious K leg. I just dey laff Tinubu, wey just dey waste him time and our stolen money

She should stfu. We have better things to attend to in Nigeria now and not her fokn eyelashes.

shegz24:
Answer the question.

What evidence suggests that Osibanjo would have been better than Tinubu?

are you blind?

Brainless biiiitch! No wonder she no see husband marry.

See kolo mental in action

Tinubu has the largest amount of cash in Nigeria.

The volume of traffic that passes Lekki Toll Gate in a day is massive.

The cash that the toll gate makes in a day was enough motivation for Tinubu to unleash Nigerian Army on Nigeria Youths.

With the power of money, he has State Governors in his pocket. Ganduje can do anything to be in his good books. Including threatening Buhari not to step foot in Kano.
Yes, he did that for Tinubu.
Money speaking.

He has the Army, Nigerian Police, Heads of Parastatals & Agencies in his pocket.

He has Ministers as Errand Boys. National Assembly as his stooge.

He has built a Dynasty out of Lagos State money. That was what Okorocha planned to do. But Imo does not have that kind of IGR to buy billionaires.
You need hundreds of billions, to buy billionaires.

He had became proud, brutal, brutish and foolish.

He boasted on live TV, how Buhari cried to him, and he pitied him and made him President.

But one thing he didn't see coming, was Buhari's plan.

That all of a sudden, all these massive piles of cash, for which he killed Nigerian Youths. Is about to turn to dust in his hands.

Cash that has been stockpiled for years. To muzzle the Electoral Process, and buy the soul of Nigeria.

Why is Tinubu crying about the New Naira Notes?

He sent DSS to go to court to Arrest Emefiele on Terrorism Charges. What Terrorism?

He sent Speaker of the National Assembly to threaten to issue a warrant of Arrest for Emefiele.

Just yesterday, he has sent the foolish buffon of the Senate President to declare the old Naira notes to be valid till June 31st.

The blockhead does not even know that the month of June ends on 30th, not 31st.

But why is TINUBU CRYING for the New Naira Notes?

The answer is simple.
He can't stockpile it as quickly as he needs it.
In enough quantity to go round for VOTE BUYING. Which is his only hope as he himself has confessed that Nigerians hate him so much that they abuse him every second of the day, which can give him high BP if he looks into social media.

Both Tinubu, the Speaker & the Senate President make it look like they are fighting for the masses.

But then, where was this fighting spirit when Nigerian Students were on ASUU strike for almost a year?

Where was it when there was no Fuel and no Electricity. These they can provide for themselves, paid for from Nigeria money which they control at will.

They forgot that more than 90% of Nigerians live on less than $2.50/N1,875 a day.

Less than 0.6% of Nigerians have N500,000.00 in cash or savings at home or in the bank

133m Nigerians are multidimensionally poor and do not even earn upto N1000 a day , thus, have no need for ATM or new notes ...

76million Nigerians are either unemployed and underemployed

20million kids are out-of school [ 2million of them in Lagos state that he controls like his bedroom]

So if more than 90% of Nigerians feed from hand to mouth, on whose behalf are they crying for and asking that Nigerians still have old Naira they want to exchange?

They must think that everyone is as foolish as their followers and supporters.

Buhari knows that he has performed poorly. Aisha knew and apologized to Nigerians.

He knew he could have done better but for his ill health, age and the people he was forced to surround himself with by the Tinubu Agreement of YOUR TURN, MY TURN LATER.

But Buhari has nothing to lose anymore. His 8years is done. He doesn't care if Tinubu's Stooges in the National Assembly impeach him now or not

He has repeatedly said he can't wait to go back to his cattle.

He has achieved his life ambition of becoming a civilian president.

But there is a peculiar way the mind of very old people work. They feel death is around the corner.

They have nothing to prove anymore. All they seek is RESTITUTION & PEACE.

He knows Nigeria will turn to Moneky Republic under Tinubu. If he who is stronger, mentally more cognitive than Tinubu and agile could fail so woefully, he won't want to miss Ajana by foisting a more virulent deadwood and mentally incapacitated man on Nigeria.

He is using the only two places he has unsupervised power. He is the Petroleum Minister and oversees NNPC.

He has the power to design and implement currency design. The implementation and circulation is purely Presidential with no National Assembly oversight.

He is using those powers.
Tinubu's knows the game is up. That is why he is crying.

That is why they laid ambush for Emefiele. Knowing that he has the Deputy CBN Governor in his pocket. If only they could grab and snatch Emefiele. Buhari would have to come out openly and fight. Rather than fight behind Emefiele.

But Buhari has approved 24/7 MILITARY PROTECTION for Emefiele.

Buhari's Brother Inlaw is in charge of the New Naira distribution all over the country. They are monitoring how much banks get and who they give it to, at least until Feb 25.

The jigs is up.
Buhari might be closet Obidient.

May Nigeria Succeed.
Onyeoma CY

Na so Tinubu take lose that state be dat

Rubbish! Butterfly calling himself bird.

excellence44:
The hand writing is clear for all to see. Even kwankwaso will outperform Tinubu. I just pray he survives the onslaught he is about to suffer on the 25.

I don dey eye Remi Tinubu already. I love dating widows

Na wa o






Marry a teacher...Monday to Friday at work. Saturday and Sunday busy preparing lessons they have no time for CHEATING
😝

BloomingDale:
Meanwhile, the evidence is stuck in Adam’s throat aka Adam’s Apple. Adam lied and blamed Eve, just as the modern man is doing today. No be today yansh dey back.

come help me remove my own

Toosure70:
Tinubu will because he works with team.

an urchin spotted

Your government is the worstest in the history of mankind






Only five minutes wey Adam leave Eve for Garden, she follow snake go hook up even carry takeaway come back.🙄🙄🙄

I prefer it to the current one that's been supplied. It is more beautifuler







Only five minutes wey Adam leave Eve for Garden, she follow snake go hook up even carry takeaway come back.🙄🙄🙄

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I pray the election is free and fear

dedonfranco:
The story is too long.

lazy Nigerian youth

musazulyadain:
I'm deeply concerned

why?

oyichi:
Apc is gone, Wait a minute, where is hell rufai in tinubu's campaign train? It's like he is tired of tinubu too

if na you nko? Wait and see how abokis go betray Tinubu for the election

No be this Kano APC dey expert massive votes? I just dey laugh dem. Tinubu o lule!

January 30, 2023

Press Statement

PDP Condemns Attack on President Buhari in Kano
…Blames Tinubu, Ganduje

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the strongest terms condemns the attack on President Muhammadu Buhari today in Kano State by miscreants allegedly sponsored by the Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

This organized attack on the person of the President is outrightly treasonable and a sacrilegious assault on our national sovereignty which must be condemned by all.

Our Party is alarmed that this attack is part of APC Presidential Candidate’s alleged plot to undermine the Presidency, cause confusion, trigger violence in the country, disrupt the conduct of the 2023 general elections and derail our democracy; having realized that he cannot win in a peaceful, free and fair electoral process.

The PDP invites Nigerians to note how Governor Abdullahi Ganduje attempted to abridge President Buhari’s movement and even tried to stop him from visiting Kano State.

More disquieting is the fact that the APC Presidential Campaign sought to humiliate and harm President Buhari, while performing his official duties in Kano.

It should be noted that the APC Presidential Candidate has been displaying open aversion and making inciting statements against President Buhari since Mr. President’s declaration, in line with democratic best practice all over the world, that Nigerians should freely vote for any candidate and Party of their choice in the 2023 general elections.

The apparent frustration of Asiwaju Tinubu to resort to encourage or condone violence is fueled by his entitlement mentality, that it is his turn to be President, despite his numerous ineligibility and disability baggage.

Nigerians are reminded about Asiwaju Tinubu’s infamous statement in London where he declared to his supporters that “political power is not going to be served in a restaurant, it is not served a la carte. It is what we are doing; It is being determined; you do it at all cost; fight for it, grab it, snatch it and run with it”.

Only recently, Asiwaju Tinubu further incited his followers against President Buhari at APC’s Presidential Rally in Abeokuta, Ogun State, where he accused Mr. President of attempting to subvert the electoral process.

It is now clearer why the APC Presidential Candidate brazenly established a militia code-named “the Jagaban Army” which is designed to undermine our national security, unleash violence on institutions of democracy and disrupt the electoral process.

The PDP counsels the APC Presidential Candidate to come to terms with the fact that Nigerians are determined to have free, fair and credible elections and that they are unwavering in their choice of the PDP Presidential Candidate Atiku Abubakar as the next President of our country.

Asiwaju Tinubu should note that no threat by any means can divert Nigerians from the path to rescue and rebuild our nation; which aspiration is embodied in Atiku Abubakar

Signed:

Hon. Debo Ologunagba
National Publicity Secretary

“Nigerians must note that the Bola Tinubu who served as governor from 1999 to 2007 is different from the Bola Tinubu of today. The Bola Tinubu of today lacks the capacity to lead a nation of 200 million people most of whom are living in abject poverty."

That's what I've been tolding people who want to vote for Tinubu but they won't listen.

Chei this wan choke.

Atiku 1-0 Tinubu

Not surprised. The man is sick upstairs, but mannabbqgrils and co still wan vote for am. No be juju be dat?