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leokid866:
but was it not the same Tinubu that was instrumental when forming Amotekun?

which amotekun? No vex me o

Betrayal is obvious and certain

Bad a thing children wealth leave will. Ok themselves struggle own children appreciate them own money themselves

Payment you pay school fees? her you pay or she he pay? Many pay years the period school throughout? Love real or bad love real genuine?

That looks on Shettima face fit kill person more than atomic bomb

Fake promise

Vawulence everywhere





As for this money I for tell Una location fa� but Una no Sabi greet Person ��

A young, well qualified Officer left his job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world; you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria."

The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well."

The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

Finally 06:00pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked,

"How many sales did you make today?"

"Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily.

"Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was your sale worth?"

"$933,005.00", said the man.

"What? How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well," said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.

Then I sold him a good fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that 20-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen wouldn't be able to carry it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him a six-sleeper camper tent.

Then he said I should throw in about $200 worth of groceries and two cases of juice."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"

"No, sir," answered the young man, "he came in to buy sanitary napkins for his wife and I convinced him that since he will be bored with his wife being in period - fishing is the best remedy for boredom."

Boss: "Where did you acquire this professional training?!"

"Gbagi market in Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria!

If na swag Tinubu too get am. Check him out. Swagger lomo

obyikye:
I chose the one with wine oooo

you dey follow guys choose? You no get boyfriend ni?

Jchi9876:
Give me all 3

a true Nigerian spotted

Wiseandtrue:
As a guest coming to visit, yes I will enjoy it but as a gift NO!

yinmu! We know una type.

Na the thing wey seun suppose to give all of us be dis, but seun no dey give shishi

See as him dey dance like Mynd44

Elidrisy20:
you no study geography for school abi?

they have changed the location now

kollinz1234:


What if he makes heaven before the last day

he won't, I swear! No one in this satanic government of Buhari would make heaven.

Elidrisy20:
Which state in the North?

Osun state

They are too expenses.

Lobatan!

Ngige, one of the people that won't make heaven on the last day

SlavaUkraini:
Suits he bought with Looted Funds

What he is doing is just an act of restitution

no mind am. It's like giving a poor man one naira out of one million naira that he stole from him. The mumu man too dey happy sey dey give am suit

Absolute nonsense. Useless judge doing hi service to the governor

You survived it because it was not yet your time to go. No one dies before his/her death.

All na rituals. If you know, you know.

Na so the late Michael Jackson loved children, until we begin hear story about him sleeping with some of them. Abeg make nobody call my mention o, I no well and my body dey pepper me as I never buy anything for Christmas

Na una sabi





Akwa-ibom breakup be like: Mbok, I am ferup, i'm ron with ris relayonyip

The end of lying Mohammed







Akwa-ibom breakup be like: Mbok, I am ferup, i'm ron with ris relayonyip

One of them just arrived from Japan

They have started arriving, Edu Japan, Ugo Hong Kong, Okey China, Afam South Korea, Mezie Malaysia, Chuks Brazil, Nwata anayo Eze, Agbaego nkiti, Mmadu kanaya etc.

Confirm4real:
7 Armed Robbers and kidnappers now released to the public...

I tell you

Now what next? Those guys go take frustration deal with the members of the public by joining aimed robbers or ipob