₦airaland Forum

LOVEGINO:
to fvck her sef com dey hungry me.

me too, but na me go do first before you take your prick scatter the place

IkeAbuja:
From the last time I checked anus is only meant for removal of waste products from the body not for knacking

chei! You don't know what you're missing. Please ask Leemzyy

Medici777:
You’re promoting incest

what happened to your sense of humour? You sound so frustrated. Don't take life too serious, you won't get out of it alive.

AFTER DIVORCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:

WIFE:
... I am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for
*20years* is not your daughter ... She belongs to ur Best Friend Alhaji.
... Alhaji has just sent her to America last month to start a New life.
... Kindly take heart and start a Fresh New life.
... May u be guided right. Byeeeeeeee

HUSBAND:

... Glory! Glory!! Glory!!
... Thank u Jesus, for answering my prayers.
... The siege is over and I am free at last from spirit of guilt.
... All these years I thought I was sleeping with my daughter.
... Kindly encourage her not to exercise any fear again.
... She doesnt need to abort our pregnancy anymore.
... She can come back home now to possess her possessions

Who will be hurt most?



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Congratulations to the real GOAT




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IkeAbuja:
She's even lucky her husband is doing the shit outside most men will bring bro to knack anus in their matrimonial bed.
You see that bro your hubby brings home always and tells you 'he's my long time best friend', 'he's my business partner', madam it's a lie o they are going inside your matrimonial bed to knack anus. Be vigilant

you no dey like nacking for anus? E no dey sweet you?

bigcasava1:
but why is it rampant in the north. There's mystery behind that

Leemzyy come and see chomtin

TableLeg:
Ausubillahi

Mina shatani rahim

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Leemzyy sowie

Onyeka Onwenu my crush. Na only for my dreams I had her a couple of times. She too sweet. Rest in peace darling

Mynd44 looking for her primary school certificate

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Tinubu is really working

That's what happens when a girl doesn't enjoy your prick.

lampido22:
idiot, she is married to a Yoruba

that's not the reason. If she was buried in her home, she might not make heaven.

Ebubu4:
Why buried in Lagos? Did she marry into Lagos or is she from Lagos state?

Even corpses don't want to go to Alaibo

South West especially Lagos is the only route to heaven in Nigeria. Now that she has been buried in Lagos, Paradise is guaranteed.

Born in igbo land, buried in Paradise(South Wes). She made the write choice to heaven.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

jorion:
Na them dey rush us.
Nigerian men can never lack when it comes to women.
If Nigerian women f up, go to other west African women
If west African women f up, move to East Africa or Southern Africa
If all African women f up, Europe, Asia, South America, North America, Oceania are not far away

even mammy water in the sea dey rush us

Emeskhalifa:
Pls take the lil boy to hospital. Nairaland isn't the best for this sir

the thing tire me o. Nairaland wey na babalawo full am

abba190:
mtswee nonsense and ingredients

ingredients no even dey inside the yeye statistics

Matheusmartin:
.
Now, this is becoming ridiculous

that's an understatement

Beer parlour statistics
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

StormpyBee:
How do they come about this statistics?

you dey mind dem?

Paraman:
I disagree with Afenifere

I agree with afenifere

Brandosky:
Provide proof u silly ronu monkey

you know now. You too don relocate with your boys to Akure where una dey operate

This Leemzyy no dey hear word. She still continued with these wedding plans. Something meant for old people don dey hungry am.

If dat water carry am go, mammy water don get new husband be dat

Tendd:
I think he should be in the gym or a sports center and be airing his advice.Physical exercise is the most single biomarker for a healthy life and longevity.Sadly, most of us aren't training enough.l think he looks mobidly obese just like most Nigerians abroad and should walk more than sit on cars.

as if people wey dey do exercise no dey die. One even died in the gym few weaks ago

Na all dis shinedu, shika, shibuzo, sheyere and other flat head people we go beg to stop the production and importation of fake products into Nigeria

tishbite42:
Posthumous, bro

boat of them are correct. One is British English, while the other one is American English. I chose to use the American English which is my mother tongue.