ennydammy11:
Todays exam was cheap but the time looks as if it was accelerating. Physics and chemistry was mostly theory, biology was simple and the english contains 2 non-convoluted passages

O boy...dat mAthematics questions nah no mercy

ui fall my hand
the English question was over 15 not 25
Comprehension passage was like book of psalm.

Pes13:


I can count how many times I woke up.

Lol....im awake all night

Nltaliban:



We blasting it

No time for shii

@ ChiomaMee
You have something for me?
Pls help a brother

ChiomaMee:
EngrBello, you aren't going in for the post utme, are you

Hmmm...
Why asking

Hardebaryor:
Lol dah chemistry i guessed nearly half of the questions

Hmmm...na dem sabi
Foremost in the race will be the Foremost

Some folks have been lamenting say the Chemistry questions be like say NO VACANCY!

How true is this ,anyone here who wrote chemistry today??

TheHistorian:
THINGS TO NOTE FROM MY TODAY'S EXAMINATION.

*None of your credentials will be requested of you to submit.

*Examination is to start by 10pm,even though candidates might have being allowed into halls as soon as it is 8am.

*None of your UTME slips(whatsoever) is needed in the examination venue.

*Impersonation of Candidates "might" be easy as picture confirmation exercise wasn't thoroughly done.

*Questions from the earlier released Practice Questions was repeated...Notable mentions are English Practice Question 21,55,62 and 67.

*No one was unallowed to write because of indecent dressing.


PLUS a very BIG SHOUT-OUT to CASTLEBERRY....don't ask me what she did

Trust you,fam

But I beg nah....gist us completely?

khaybest:

Adupe o... Paper was fine buh some options fii lost person inside exam hall

hmmm..thats good to hear..but wait oo, shebi the options naa A-D??
Btw, what's your subject combos.,?

khaybest:
And today's own iyaff finished...
Wish y'all smashing success... For tomorrow's writers, I wish you guys good success...

How was ur paper?

TheHistorian:
LIVE AT DLC!!!!!

You took in your Cell-phone? How you go take keep am before the commencement of exam

Jacktheripper:


Tomorrow Iya mi I just weak I don use toilet like 4 times between 11pm yesterday and now and my stomach is even grumbling right now.

Beware and careful of what you eat or buy from the streets...Asap go buy flagin or drink a raw pap(uncooked pap)

IloveTrump:
turkey was suppose to be part of Asia, why Europe. Thats a country I can't never step my foot in even with free visa. I just have this heebejeebies when ever I heard about a Muslim country. I can never stay in the north o. I remember , when I was going to abuja through road, I notice how my heart was hipping when we got to auchi and when we got to kogi I nearly fainted as soon as we gotten to abuja I started praying to God that he should safeguard me in this Muslim state.
Thank God that Putin and Trump are christian o, if not. At least the two world power are Christians so that to checkmate and bomb any Saudi Arabia and turkey country that are persecuting christian.

You need to know the idiosyncrasies causing some ignorants to suicide bombings...not related with Muslims at all..but only God can testify to that and protect his Deen Al-Islam..
But I have a gift for you¿

Dunsin89:
Get UI post UTME past questions (2012-2015).
Simply call or whatsapp 08037737245.
Available in Ibadan (UI gate)

Exams start tomorrow! Post it here for free so that we can confirm the authenticity...
We'll pray for you.
God Bless!

smile11s:
The elephant should thank God it’s not in Nigeria, it would have ended in the villagers stomach. Nice one Thailand.

When presented with the theory that their saviour was black white Christians often say, "He may not have been white, but he definitely wasn't black!"

But why couldn't it be possible? The Bible says that black people lived among the Israelite ranks. We know this because an entire book - The Song of Solomon - was essentially love poetry about the blackness of King Solomon and the beauty of King Solomon black wives. As we all know, Jesus was a descendant of David and Solomon. One of the black brides of Solomon could have been Jesus' ancestral grandmother.

E remain small, you for talk sense....
Only your first paragraph make sense..the rest were senseless. Smh

Its appalling.....
My thoughts with there Parents...
RIP kids...
There pictures should be removed...
Seun you're listening

NaturalWoman:


how did you do this

Let me know when you're done wyning...
Mr Wyner ...after you don read every book finish....una dey start wyning

Nltaliban:


Who do you think this is

Oh!

dammy526:
Find the square root of170-20root30

Go to page 111
cc. Samuelizz

Nltaliban:



Number one and 3 is wrong


I didn't state the direction of the vector so you were supposed to give the range
a body is in uniform speed when it has zero acceleration

So....what's the right answer for number one

Nltaliban:



Number one and 3 is wrong


I didn't state the direction of the vector so you were supposed to give the range
a body is in uniform speed when it has zero acceleration

For number 3. You said baby not body....however,if it has zero acceleration then it means No External Force is applied.. but for A body has a uniform speed if it travels equal distances,in equal intervals of time,
no matter how small these intervals may be....

Nltaliban:



Number one and 3 is wrong

Okay ooo

dammy526:
The price of a loaf of bread to the price of a packet of sugar in a particular year is r:t ,5 years later,the price of bread increases by25% and sugar by 10%.what is their new ratio?urgently needed

r:t
5years later: they went up
;. by 25% and 10%
That's 1/4 and 1/10 respectively...
r+r/4 = t+t/10
LCM
5r/4 = 11t/10
50r : 44t

Jacktheripper:


Workings please

It's indirect proportion so the right answer is (15 x 7)/10 =10. 5days = 10days, 12 hours

Nltaliban:
A physics student adds two displacement vector of 8.0&6.0 km, What's the resultant vector?


When is a nucleus considered unstable?



A baby is said to be in uniform speed when?



While micro is 10^-6 Femto is?

1.Resultant ; A^2 = B^2 + C^2
; A^2=64+36
A=10

2.Its unstable when the binding energy is not strong enough to hold two or more particles.


3.A baby is said to be in uniform speed when he/she covers the same distance in same given time..


Femto is 10^-15

Rayman1000:
Try doing this, it could save time. 126×60000/105=72000

Hmmm...Manipulation!

oldfoolnigger:


lol..Thursday na 7pm I go sleep till 7Am the following day.......Reading a day to an exam is not all that cool..

True true,fam

All the best!

Mobuoy19:
Please I read somewhere on this thread that we are to bring jamb photocard. I don't see anywhere that such was stated or am I missing something?

Better bring along two-two copies of anything u think,it'll be required

samuelizz:


Amen oh!!!

I claim am!!

Not only you....I don grab am tete.

samuelizz:


"Even fools to understand"??

Are you saying there are fools here?

He is referring to himself nah